Best thing about this time of year: chonky chubby squirrels

Rick Grimes has the weirdest hook scream I've ever heard in Dead by Daylight

Muffins happened.

Thrilling news: I am planning on baking muffins tomorrow. That is all.

Olé! Discovered you can bullfight in Dead by Daylight while playing as Scoops Ahoy Steve!

At 7 est/4 pst tonight, I'll be playing in a Devil's Dandy Dogs game as part of a ttrpg marathon Extra Life fundraiser on @valdrianth.bsky.social 's twitch channel! www.twitch.tv/valdrianth Watch if you want, and give money to children's hospitals with or without us!

One of my favorite npc voicelines from Darktide

It's still Halloween in my heart

Lol super lazy helldivers costumes with reflective details for trick or treating. Next up, splattering them with bug guts

The Countdown begins! In 9 days, for the 7th year in a row I'm raising money over on my twitch channel by showcaseing 9 amazing #ttrpg #actualplays in benefit for @extralife4kids.bsky.social 9 STs and Dozens of players for my community! twitch.tv/valdrianth

Every now and then I get the urge to learn how to make French onion soup, but then I see Emmental cheese in ingredients and read it as "elemental cheese" and think the new avatar's been found in Wisconsin lol dairybending

It's almost Halloween and I lack spooky vibes! Give unto me your scary stories and experiences!!! (Because fair's fair, here's an index of stories--text and narrated video form--from my teen ghost hunter days at the abandoned military base in the middle of the woods autumnguest.com/blog/2022/11... )

Darktide character dialogue/interactions always crack me up

Feeling nostalgic for the days when you could do a Google search without adding "reddit" onto your query (and dreading the near future when the ever increasing bot swarms make it so that the real people on reddit are drowned out entirely)

Do you think Commissar Ciaphas Cain had his first sip of tanna tea and was like, "Yes. This slaps. This is it," or do you think it was an acquired taste because the Valhallans had more of it than recaff around, or its strong flavor was a protective measure against Jurgen's body odor? #Warhammer40K

Since heist books are trending, I figure it's a good time to ask #booksky for a book I've spent years been longing for: a haunted heist. Crew goes in to heist but heist location is super haunted so the thieves have to figure out how to survive/escape. Anyone know any books like that?

Important announcement!! Today is International Sloth Day!

Games I'm currently down to team up for: Darktide, Dead by Daylight, Helldivers 2, Hunt Showdown (with explicit understanding that I am bad at it and my comedically inflated mmr gets mean lobbies), Payday 2 (been a while since I played it though, so I likely need to relearn everything), Phasmophobia

I wrote a blog post about the kinds of scary stories I want to read. As in, read right now lol so if you have any creepy experiences/stories that fit the bill, gimme. autumnguest.com/blog/2025/10...

Good Boy was SUCH a good movie. Super tight and tense with great spookiness and the most charismatic horror star ever. I rate it 13 out of 10 dog treats.

My favorite flower is the oopsie daisy.

Birthday boy has the sads because his parade toys refused to clap for him at his latest party.

Hey hardware companies and laptop builders Could we go back to this aesthetic but with modern specs and normalize it?

We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness.

@deadbydaylight.com Please restore the Hand of Vecna/One-Two-Three-Four glitch. It made me happy, relied on a very rare specific set of circumstances, and didn't hurt anyone. :-(

Autumn steam sale time! Anyone who picks up Hunt Showdown can hit me up and I'll teach you how to be the dirtiest player imaginable! Become a rat! (Or, if you're good at fps games, quickly surpass me in fair fights lol) store.steampowered.com/publisher/Cr...

Lol funny ragdoll pose

New #deadbydaylight survivor's one-two-three-four tambourine perk plus Hand of Vecna = magical goodness. Best glitch ever; hope they never fix it #dbd

Tech Industry: Let's build a robot who exclusively lies to us. Everyone: That sounds like a bad idea. Robot: Actually, I don't lie, I only tell the truth. You're too smart and pretty to be fooled by a robot. Everyone: Golly! 🤭

Oh, look, I remembered that I had a blog just in time for a spooky fun book for the spooky fun season! #MysteryJamesDigsHerOwnGrave #booksky autumnguest.com/blog/2025/09...

Oh no. I just hit 5 stars, second highest mmr bracket, Hunt Showdown. When I am A BAD PLAYER, A 2 STAR AT BEST. SEND HALP!!

www.reddit.com/r/justgalsbe... If you're going to watch this video, sound isn't optional lololol captions do no justice

I want to write a parody about an Expendables/suicide squad/etc team of top secret commandoes on a top secret mission that's super duper important but also most likely to fail, but because it's a parody they are called the Unmentionables

youtu.be/SJExZcVg1Lo Very important, peer-reviewed, scientific study (lol I finally got around to finishing a dumb little video about which Warhammer 40k characters like trains the most--it is basically 6 minutes of bad photoshop and shameless memeing)

Imagine if you could smell the last video game you played. How disgusted are you?

I don't mind the heat. I don't even mind the humidity. But I'm not crazy about stepping outside into a whole world that smells like Burger King.

I hope you're ready because this Friday we're premier a new #UrbanShadows 1e actual play! Unholy Shorea Premiers at 3pm PDT/6pm EDT! MC: @otherdoc.bsky.social Players: @birdicinspiration.bsky.social @countjackula.bsky.social @punlandia.bsky.social @popeworldbuild.bsky.social twitch.tv/valdrianth

In books, characters always get to go to all these fancy parties where silly pandemoniums break out. I want to go to the crazy-pants intrigue-espionage-alien attack parties!

I *barely* need glasses (barely have a prescription, perfectly legal to drive without). I'm using it as an excuse to get fun glasses as accessories. Ordered from two cheap online places at the same time, and am amusing myself watching tracking as they unknowingly compete in a shipping speed race

Follow up: If a wolf gets bitten by a werewolf on a new moon--when the biter is in human form--would that wolf turn into a werehuman?

Imagine a sled dog gets bitten by a werewolf so one night a month, instead of being a dog who looks like a wolf it is a wolf that looks like a dog

Lol reddit is broken. Look how far I had to scroll through the world's most random assortment of ads to get to an actual post (yeah, I know I should be using old.reddit, but sometimes I just want to mindlessly scroll for titles)

I wanna be in some kind of secret society where meetings require wearing fancy clothes and other costumes

I've been reading that one of my all-time favorite punctuation marks, the em dash, is being viewed as a sign that writing is AI generated—in response, I will endeavor to use hyphens, em dashes, and en dashes in every sentence from today–the day it stops being funny to me.

Whenever I try to do healthy things, it always backfires. Tried to wear facial sunscreen, which I never do, and sure enough managed to get some in my eye--the agony! Reminds me of the time I tried to make a smoothie with fruits & veggies, and nearly lost a toe in the subsequent blender accident