I swear to god, my mom is like 1 drink away from proclaiming she’s glad she got her baby boy back. Send help.

What is my life? Me: Laying on the couch snuggling with my dogs Mom: “I didn’t know they made Christmas themed diapers!” Me: “What are you talking about?” Mom: “Those cute ones that are poking out of your waistband!“ Me: *adjusts sweater to cover it up* “They aren’t Christmas themed..” 1/3

Step 1. cum in your diaper Step 2. Get caught red-handed Step 3. Get lifted onto the changing table Step 4. Get unexpected changies Step 5. Discover you’re tied down Step 6. Plead as the cage is locked into you Step 7. Whimper as the diaper is taped back on Step 8. Leak pre during naptime

ME: Shhh, be very quiet, I’m training my horse to think. THEM: What horse? I don’t see a horse. ME: He hasn’t learned to think yet, so he doesn’t exist. THEM: What. ME: That’s logic: He doesn’t think, therefore, he ain’t. THEM: Oh no. ME: What? THEM: You put Descartes before the horse

Not commissions, but I’ve been practicing drawing @daddykairu.bsky.social @kurzad.bsky.social And an OC

No cheating post your Lock Screen

If you’re puppy and you know it, squat and push! If you’re puppy and you know it, squat and push! If you’re puppy and you know it, Then your diaper’s gonna show it, If you’re puppy and you know it, squat and push!

How wet can we make this bed? 🥺💛 #pisspup

What would you do if you found out your big bro is just a dumb diaper-brained pants filler?

Thinking about… things… A big knot followed by a tired stretched hole A tummy completely filled with puppies A leaky cage covered by triple diapers A bladder that can’t hold anything A big pacifier A giant weighted plushy An early bedtime A set of bed restraints A full diaper An empty head

I heard that some puppies need uppies? Don’t worry! Big bro just got his C*mpTIA UP+ Certification and is here to help 🤭

Me: “If you think about it, diapers are like an AI potty.” @babdotcom.bsky.social : “They do use a lot of water.” 🤭

I had a great time visiting @buckleyfawn.bsky.social last weekend. He definitely needs his diapers, just look at his changing table!

Becoming an adult means opening an HSA account and buying yourself diapers with it… Right?

Who’s a big pup now? This coyote! 🐾 #pulluppup

Embrace nature🌲 Embrace diapers🧷 Push yourself in life💪 Push into your pants 💩

So, in preparation for our… “Just push, you know you need to” *Hngggg* …retreat we’ll be focusing on pu-pushing these new initiative for better program alignment. Now if everyone could look at this slide, I can show you how we plan t-to… “Be a good boy and show them the spiral” …listen and obey

We apologize for the puppy brained activities. Pavlov is now under stricter supervision and has been enrolled into the next stage of regression training. Call 1(800)DUMB-PUP for inquiries into our program. Disclaimer: May cause permanent puppy brain, bladder incontinence, impotence, and drooling

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! I’m a bedwetter 😳 I keep having daytime accidents🫣 My pp is caged 🔒 My cage is leaking 🥴 I wanna hump my plushies 🐶 I don’t get to make stickies 💦 I need to stay in diapers 🧷 Staring into spirals is my favorite 😵‍💫 Good boys listen, good boys obey 🥹 My brain is broken 🤤

Say no to the potty Everything belongs in my diapers I’m a little puppy Little puppies belong in diapers Puppies don’t need stickies Only big kids can make stickies Filling diapers brings me pleasure I don’t have a big pp anymore I never had a big pp Being caged means staying safe I love my diapers

I want a knot in my butt so bad… I want to stretch myself out until I’m so tuckered out that I just fall asleep with a big toy inside of me. I want my pelvic floor to be so overworked that I can’t hold a thing. Aaaaaaa skibidi chastity ohio cringe

Caging up a week before Locktober was definitely a decision… I can’t stop leaking and it’s in large amounts… The other day I had enough leak out that it would have halfway filled a shot glass. I took off my diaper, stood up for a shower and leaked all over the floor. 🥴🤤😳

For the locktober enjoyers

Babyfur Camping!

Once again, my cage twitches in the morning because I woke up soggier than I was when I fell asleep.

UPDATE: My Little guy kept asking to watch the weird VHS tape I found, so I put it on for him. Five minutes later, I found him like this. #abdl #diaper #hypno #daddy #diaperboy

You've been chosen for a random check am afraid it is necessary, this thing will pierce your clothes for a moment, but if you have nothing to hide, it's gonna be over quick~ UwU inktober prompt: pierce

Pro dad tip: Bury your little's face in stuffies when you need to strap his naughty bottom. They help calm your boy and muffle his whines! @babychip.bsky.social needed to cuddle his Blue 🥲 🐶🐾 #mmspanking #ddlb #buttsburnboyslearn #spanked #redbottom #spankedbottom

Still true.

Naptime 🐶💤

I don’t think he’s getting out of either of those things any time soon…

Thinking about how quick I’m going to finish once I’m unlocked had my head… SPINNING! 🥴

Hear me out, after Loctober and No Nut November we do… Denial December Jizzless January Fap-free February Merciless March Achepril You May Not Jackn’t June Jailed July Agonizing August Shrinktember Or, We do Diapered December!

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Its ok, ill keep all our keys safe, tho they might smell a little like pee

I finalized my personal rules for Loctober via a private survey. Accidental orgasms are permitted to occur if a top decides they wants to use me, or if I have a wet dream. I can consent to sex, but I may not ask for it. 🚫 Cage/ball touching 🚫 Magic Wand 🚫 Butt Toys 🚫 Plushy Humping 🚫 Diaper Rubs

BFC was an amazing experience as always. It’s taken a few days to digest it all. It’s not a perfect place. It’s a place filled with people who have personalities and flaws just like any other place. It’s a place where you can choose your own adventure and who you’d like to share that with. 1/3

I think my phone is broken..

I’m not playing with it, I swear! 😠 My diaper is totally dry, I think…😅 What do you mean I need to show everyone?? 👉👈 Why are you laughing? 😳 I’M NAWT A BEDWETTER!!!😭

Mmm... looks like someone missed their bedtime? 🍼

so I guess the new Paru Itagaki manga is going places

Uhh, I'm not sure about this anymore. How long did you say I would be locked and wearing diapers? Huh, what do you mean there's no going back now?... 😰

Your babysitter was way too easy to put back into diapers and baby clothes, just like you! But looks like your new playmate really like tummy time too 😵‍💫

Days go by.. People you know are getting married, having kids of their own… and you? Still humping happily in your ruined diapers… But that’s okay. everyone’s journey is different, yours is just softer and crinklier (and stinkier)

Tomorrow! We’re back at @slightlyfurry.bsky.social for the Slightly Puppy social!!

Paradise

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I’m now 3 months into wearing diapers 24/7 and I couldn’t be happier about it. I’m beginning to wake up soggier than I fell asleep, and my bladder capacity seems to be shrinking as well. There are now times where I have to actually check how wet I am cause I don’t remember wetting very often.