Paid all my bills right when WW3 starts…

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I’d rather dive headfirst into a baboon’s anus than watch the geriatric micropeen muster.

God forgive me for my brash delivery But I remember vividly what these streets did to me So picture me lettin these clowns nitpick at me

CEOs are rewarding themselves while their employees are barely making it???

So I guess I'll have to wait and see But I'm just gonna let something brand new happen to me

Cotton and bar soap are not your enemies 😐

Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me still has me wanting to be The Edge

Pray for the release from that micropeen energy that’s got some of you tossing & turning at night.

Sadly, there are some in my generation who traded apathy and individualism to be the cool aunts & uncs. They’re dead to me.

As soon as I do my naked bubbling cauldron twirl in Autumn, my superpowers activate. Fall is just magical for me.

I’ve been called many things over my lifetime but a 60’s/70’s TV detective? I mean, I love Columbo, but…Ok maybe he’s on to something, cause I spend most of my days looking like that 😬

The word you’re looking for is slavery. And that “openness to foreign talent“ includes Operation Paperclip which gave racist scientists more rights than the Black Americans who defended the country their ancestors were “by rule of law” forced to build.

That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

Throughout his life, Sun Ra took his music from his home in Birmingham to throughout the world and the cosmos. On what would've been his 111th birthday, we thought we would share some of our favorite songs by the iconic jazz artist.

With the frontal assault the GOP has been unleashing on the country, a strong sense of community is gonna be more critical than ever.

Cheering as they took life-saving care and food away from their constituents. Peace needs to avoid them for the rest of their miserable days.

Occasionally I think about how unfair it is we lost Steve Irwin and it makes me kinda sad.

Skincare + goos lighting #freckles

Are you all 100% certain you wanna use ChatGPT for your research???

YESSSSSS 🥰

Is there a freckles thread???

Share one of your favorite comfort shows

Twins??? Where are the other 1,998 eggs going???

The snippets of foolery I see on here let me know that my cynicism is paying off.

Put the trash out before my walk this morning. You won’t catch me slipping today Mr. Garbage Man.

It's supposed to be my rest day 🥱

It's almost like all these mf's were criminals or something. I could be wrong tho...

A class act

I wish there were days where folks saw topics and were like… “you know, maybe I shouldn’t discuss this as I don’t know enough.”

Call me petty but it does my heart good to see a person shorter than me unable to reach stuff in the gym 😆

Remove a letter, ruin a band: Lice In Chains

Remove a letter, ruin a band: Earl Jam

This cornball is doing some Mr. Fantastic type stretching 😂

Weeds. They should've put Nancy's trifling ass on life support when she got shot & let Heylia pull the plug.

Starting later this year, new episodes of “Sesame Street” will run on Netflix, PBS and the PBS Kids app on the same day.

Oh yeah. That Chauvin pardon is right around the corner.

Good Monday morning except you folks who talk in your sleep. Ion trust y'all...

The song choice though 😂

Got my hands on a slice of key lime cheesecake

I like to think Set It Off and Demon Knight take place in the same universe and Demon Knight is Stony’s life after the bank robbery 😂

Just saw animals lining up in 2's on my street. This rain is some scheiße...

Messaging me on any SM when you're one of blessed few who have my phone # might get you a smacked bottom.

I should be doing disappearing/reappearing magic tricks like Houdini right now.

This might be the funniest reply I've ever gotten on here 😂

*sigh* The Collector was a hear me out...

I don't eat it but this is the only way my family ever made it. If someone brought banana flavored jello pudding to a function, it was going back out the door with them.

Only when he's hungry