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This is beautiful. This is how I want to live and try to.

This is bad ass

5 million share #$SPY 10 min candle at 11:30ct and 9 million shares in the last 10 mins of the day. Someone big got out today. Just my opinion though and that doesn’t mean anything.

Having a good start to the month. Had a good April. Hoping to just keep stringing good trades together. I never have any bias as the direction of the market. I let it tell me what way it wants to go. Feel free to ask questions. Going to post recaps later tonight.

Beth should retire Franny’s red face. Choose a game and hoist the head shot.

Rich white dudes get away with anything.

Sold my #$SPY call options for 💯 this morning. They’re up 500% right now. 🤣🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

America didn’t turn shitty because he became President. He became President because America was already this shitty. That’s the uncomfortable truth that nobody wants to admit.

Really finding some consistency in the market lately. Really proud of myself. Nobody taught me anything about this. Just me and countless hours of watching videos, trade recaps and staring at charts looking for patterns. Very proud right now. Feel like I’m accomplishing a goal and that feels good.

Yankees Appearance Policy Amended To Allow Extreme Body Modification https://theonion.com/yankees-appearance-policy-amended-to-allow-extreme-body-modification/

We just aren’t a healthy nation. It’s almost funny how much patriotism they try to shove down our throats as kids just so they can try and pull the shades over our eyes. I feel no connection to America. And probably never will again. Because america isnt what they told Me it was as a kid.

‘Dispute’, a quite impressive real picture captured by Polish photographer Jacek Stankiewicz, featuring two birds embroiled in what appears to be an animated argument. Original post

#$VIX rising and #$SPY rising. 🤣🤣🤣 I don’t know man 🤷🏻‍♂️

#$SPY calls worked well this morning. #$VIX staying under 17 helped for a push to 732. Beautiful morning on the market.

Ichiro took batting practice in Seattle today 🐐

I am currently 762nd in line to the Bailey's Irish Cream fortune. Every morning when I wake up I check the Obituaries to see if I've gotten any closer.

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The Hawkeyes Football All-Access video was really cool. Totally excited to see where they take that. That was by far the most I’ve seen outside of a practice. Very cool.

Crazy how fast we flip from football to baseball with no meaningful sports being played between then. 😃

Praying for Rudy Giuliani. Complicated man, but he taught me that marriage and family don't mean anything. You can just do whatever you want. Humiliate and lie to everyone you're supposed to love whenever you want, or are bored. Honestly fuck them. Also he taught me everything else is like that too.

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If I have any Iowa followers that are artsy and crafty or if you know anybody that is I have a gift idea I’d like to give my best friends dad who likes to take all of us to Iowa games. I have an idea but need someone craftier than i to bring the idea to fruition.

Made a trade recap for my #$SPY trade today. I’ll start trying to do this more. Just don’t have a ton of time. Feel free to ask questions. I provided my order fills and times to prove this is real. Didn’t share my money amount though as that helps nobody.

Tip of the Colin Rea

My statement on the end of the old InfoWars, and the imminent beginning of a much better one.

Anybody remember Ms. Chokesondick from South Park!? It’s him.

I get so tired of this lazy take. What are we supposed to dumbass? It’s so easy for people on the outside to give their shitty opinions. Are we supposed to just go crazy and do bad things? This is such a pathetic take.

Trump wants Jimmy Kimmel fired for a joke. I want Trump fired for rape, abuse, fraud, theft, corruption, and a derelict of duty.

The “couple other people” are the different personalities in his head that live there.

Mamer Arou, 61, has been missing for 48 hours, according to the Polk County Sheriff's Office. He was last seen Tuesday in the 1900 block of North James Street in Grimes. Anyone with information about Arou's location is encouraged to call law enforcement. MORE: https://t.ly/pnAaA 

The US Olympic figure skating team threw the first pitch at the Mets game today and it did not seem to go as planned

The happiness of this girl after discovering that her dog, whom she had been trying to teach sign language for some time, has finally begun to understand her. :)

🚨 HOT MIC: Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) was caught asking staff during questioning of Trump judicial nominees: “What would be wrong if they said Biden won?” Multiple people in the room heard it. GOP staffers were reportedly panicking, according to sources familiar.

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people.

Telling my wife we need a ballroom when she asks why I drank 9 beers on a weeknight

The centennial of Satchel Paige's first professional game is this Friday, May 1. Oddly enough this is not a national holiday though I intend to do my part during what I will call Satchel Week. Oh, and the centennial of his first *major league* game is next June. You have been warned.

Cubs. That’s all I have to say. Have a good Saturday Bluesky friends!

Benetti is so awesome

Ty Simpson sat his first three years at Alabama, will presumably sit this year, so by the start of the 2027 season will have only played one full season of football since 2021.

Robert Gallery

I don’t even really know what to say. This is absolutely insane and this country is fucking broken. If nobody is going to do anything about this we all gotta get together as citizens and just start doing dirty work.

Holy cow. Another cubs pitcher down.

As a single dude in 2026 I’ll break it to you Non single Folks. I find just as many married women wanting to date me as single women. I also don’t really know why I’m supposed to care who is pounding who.

This is one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen.

Wells Fargo just told us the other day that the economy is “strong.” 🤣🤣

Share to help Ankeny police locate 16-year-old Kathryn “Katie” Dennis, who was last seen Sunday. STORY: https://t.ly/ePMu- 

Buying the dip was a solid move. I’ll Be done for the day already at market open.