If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs

Also I got married btw

youtu.be/vJ3jNTH2QL0?... Mariah who? It’s THEIR season ❄️

Headed home from a week of showing my work at SDCC and feeling very very surreal and grateful. Follow your dreams, kids ✌️

It’s important to check the online presence of your crew when trying to fly under the radar. Turn on airplane mode because ep 9 is OUT NOW!!! www.attemptedadventure.com/listen/episo... #attemptedadventurecast #ttrpg #attemptedadventure #actualplaypodcast #scumandvillainy #dndpodcast #scifi

Grab your blaster 🔫 and suit up, Ep 5 is OUT NOW!!! www.attemptedadventure.com/listen/episo... #attemptedadventurecast #attemptedadventure #aac #ttrpg #rpg #scumandvillainy #actualplaypodcast

IT’S HERE! 🪐🚀💫✨ Chart course for an all new adventure through the V’Anes galaxy with the Crew of the I.V. Black Phoenix! Listen at attemptedadventure.com or wherever you get your favorite podcasts! #attemptedadventure #attemptedadventurecast #ttrpg #rpg #actualplaypodcast #scumqndvillany

This game is just so BEAUTIFUL ✨🤍💐 #infinitynikki

no shade to nikki of infinity nikki but if i was having a panic attack and someone started playing the violin next to me, i would simply just die

Our gingerbread family! (Don’t question how we made the cat and dog too much you won’t like the method)

My deepest fear is running into someone I know at the grocery store.

Fine I’ll go work out. But only because my SON needs me to (I love a lil guy. I’d do anything for a lil guy. Even if it’s meant to gamify my workouts)

before coffee: I hate everything after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser

some #FantasyHigh acrylic marker doodles ✨ #Dimension20 #Dropout #Dimension20fanart

Just a reminder our #dndpodcast has its very own account here on bsky! We’ll be starting season 3 soon so keep an eye on us!

You know I keep that thang on me

New puppy alert! Meet my little baby Archdevil ✨Fig✨

The world isn’t ready for the truth’s he has to tell. Haze’s new exposé podcast “My Mom Kisses My Head Too Often And I Only Like When Dad Feeds Me” coming soon wherever you get your favorite podcasts.

The TTRPG Interrupter strikes again! This time trying to sabotage the next @attemptedadventure.bsky.social campaign!

Hey friends. We're starting devlogs for our mini FPS roguelite GOBSMACKED. Here's the first one. Watch it. Enjoy it. Or don't. I don't know. Maybe you want to have a shitty Friday. Anyway, here's the video if you want to have a good one instead: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE9m...

Me: “Can I get a pet raccoon?” Wes: “no. You ARE the pet raccoon Jamie.”

Don’t sleep on the fb buy nothing groups y’all. I just snagged a 35x71 inch cutting mat for FREE!!!! These go for like $160-$200 at craft stores!!!! The biggest I’ve ever been able to afford is 18x24!

Have we as a society collectively forgotten about Ratatouille The Musical staring Titus Burgess and Andrew Feldman? Am I the only one still living with this knowledge?

Oh no worries, that’s a fine place to lie down right now

Hi it’s insane that this has to be said but you absolutely do have to respect someone’s pronouns even if they’re not in the room!!!!!!

Me too baby guy, me too.

a self care reminder from Team Rocket

Me: Will you go get me a coffee? I don’t want to go to the breakfast bar looking like this. Wes: you can’t claim to be goth and then refuse to go out wearing devil horns. That’s poser mentality. Anyway we’re going to the Ren fair and today is my bday 😘

We saw you across the tavern and we really like your vibe

That sorry motherfucker took Nevihta’s eye and now she’s missing half of her cool icy stare 😠😠😠

Somehow summoned Shovel twice? My sons. My baby boys. Mommy’s little maniacs 🥰

Started my 2nd BG3 run and sorry but I’m just OBSESSED with my tav rn 😍 her name is Nevihta and she’s a storm sorceress with an attitude issue

Just finished my first play through of BG3 🥹 holy fucking shit

Hey, my podcast has finally landed here on bsky! Give us a follow and check out our two completed campaigns while you keep an eye out for announcements regarding season 3!

Ren faire this year bout to go crazy go stupid 😈

Work Emails are Turn Based Combat

It was a great day at the flea market 😍😍😍

Absolutely insane that to make my yard look as nice as my neighbor’s I have to go outside and rip random plants out of the ground??? Like there’s bugs in there? Am I just leveling a bug nightclub cause this weird tall weed doesn’t go with my holly bush???

Last night I watched Wes disappear up the stairs with a whole jar of pickles only to return an hour later with 1/8th of a jar of pickles. Does this mean I’ve mastered the art of making pickles?

I present to you the gourd tunnel

It’s so toxic that I have to go to work to earn my paycheck. Like what do you mean I won’t get paid if I stay home to play bg3? Rude. Toxic. Gatekeeping my money.

Ah yes another day at work thinking about nothing but being home playing baulder’s gate 3

THE MECHANIC OWES ME A CAR CAUSE MY CAR IS FUCKING DEAD NOW NOT EVEN 2 WEEKS LATER 😭

Y’all need to quit sleeping on Only Murders in the Building. Season 3 is so crazy good so far!!!!!

Why he sit like that

Day 1 of trying to convince my coworkers to form a metal band with me

I can’t believe the mechanic told me 100% seriously that I could get another couple of years out of my car… Truly baffled. Everyday feels like I’m gonna be in a Flintstones scenario any second in this car.

Anyone have any car buying advice in the year of unending suffering 2023? I can’t deny my car’s death rattle much longer.