sweet jesus pooh that's not honey that's gary indiana

agreed but it's one of those noises that only certain animals can hear

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

Yeah, they had us the first half, I'm not gonna lie

found the sweatiest man of all time

i'm not excited for winter either but i don't think this will work

ok and when will we find out? and which tight end?

oh yeah sure bet he's scared of a home and home with georgia tech

no

initially read recruit as a verb and was like good lord cool your heels trojans

golf clap

This is great. Everyone loves South Carolina's Jojo Wutkins

well yeah of course a marxist leninist player is going to give stuff away

had to read the article to remember who this guy was, so uh, the premise of this article is directly at odds with its function

and yet still no winds of winter

Gentleman you can't fight in here! This is the Military Bowl

that's how you get protestantism

think they should have to play for it smdh

hydration helps with this

i've always considered lexington the avignon of the south

guess ohtani's not the only one

she just spent a year in a russian prison, seems mean to send her to another planet

not very welcoming of him

They’re called chapters and the Noah story doesn’t start until 6 anyway

well that's a good place to start

can they do that?

how metaphysical of him

bold strategy cotton

would rather he play safety

Christmas came early

brexit is out of control

You May Live to See Man-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension

living up to his name

found a hot new euphemism for being patient zero of an outbreak

don't even have a joke here bc i literally can't parse this

man, not even professional athletes get per diems anymore

maybe they should play football instead

i'm really not sad about ja morant being eaten by a gator bc his daddy ignored signs

that already exists. they are going to sue his ass