googling all of the important New Parent questions, like "how much poop is correct" and "does laughing while breastfeeding count as shaking the baby?"

"I referenced documentation" is my favorite way to say "yes, you paid me real money to google it for you" #dayjob

Reminded of the importance of adverbs when I accidentally called Sif an "awful little kitty."

Almost threw away my mini snickers. Luckily, the wrapper didn't taste very good.

And the sequel: I'm Sorry But Hades II Just Came Out

Apparently I'm starting today with a cooking adventure

Some custom bookmarks for @fictionfanspod.bsky.social ! Maybe now I'll stop using old receipts and dried out pens

Physically restraining myself from giving marketing advice to the fictional theater in our #dnd game. Even IF they could really improve conversion rates with their target audience.

Eagle-eared listeners may notice that I did not, in fact, edit in 30 seconds of silence near the end of the episode. Fun fact! That's because I love you more than it would have been funny.

This is the face I get when I make a typo and accidentally call this poor thing "Barf"

HESITANTLY HYPED, OBVIOUSLY

Returning to a short story and it looks like I stopped writing HALFWAY THROUGH A SENTENCE. WHY. WHY WOULD I DO THAT TO MYSELF. #writingcommunity #writesky

Finally deleted all of my #wip off of Google Drive and actually hitting the button was terrifying. I might be a digital hoarder 😂

On the final boss, @meattankarcana.bsky.social and I trying to get the cats to sneeze on our dice for good luck 🎲🍀 #boardgames

Prepping for Theoden's new years line (as is tradition) which means being nostalgic for watching The Hobbit with @svmcaro.bsky.social in New Zealand

No one tell @svmcaro.bsky.social that I'm playing #BG3 without her, but #shadowheart needs to be romanced for a 3rd time 😍

I am watching Hot Frosty and all I really need for Christmas is @fictionfanspod.bsky.social to cover this movie for an episode.

Editing next week's @fictionfanspod.bsky.social episode and for some reason @svmcaro.bsky.social 's audio files finish transcribing WAY faster than mine 😤

Help! I've fallen in a #sterek hole and I can't get up! #dontrescueme #imcryingwolf #lolwolfgetit? #imdoingtumblrsyletagsandyoucantstopme

About to start a 100k word #fanfiction instead of the book I need to read by Wednesday. But like, the tags include "horror elements" and "what is the opposite of a slow burn?" so it's not as if I have a choice.

#ebooks are convenient and all, but I just saw a #bookcover for the very first time even though I read it a week ago 🫠 It's such a good cover, too! I was missing out.

I was looking for the next #discworld ebook and got an impressive variety of results

Finally figured out my Bluesky password, so I'm chalking today up as a win and going back to bed.

Using my cat as a phone stand and she's being very patient. (notepad as phone prop, since I needed my phone to take the picture)

I've been podcasting too much if my phone autocorrects "darling" to "darkling" 🙄 thanks, Leigh Bardugo

New challenge: explain Adventure Time to your boss without sounding ridiculous.

I have discovered that Sweden sells cheese in paint tubes and I might throw out all of my earthly possessions so I can fill my suitcase with this stuff

Watching Men in Tights bc what else do you do in Nottingham? (Well, the #Warhammer Museum is scheduled for tomorrow)

Unrelated, anyone need a hypeman at their wedding? I'm a terrible dancer and make a self-contianed mess

The upside is, no one had to wipe up wine from the floor

My bra has absorbed so much spilled rosé this evening that it could fuel a kegger