Putting on an extremely short skirt when I practice law just to McBeal something

Bluesky was generally better when we all more or less agreed to simply block dumb accounts and move on rather than quote dunk on them for clout.

It is the year 2067. "Emma Mackie is Ella McCay," I say, gesturing to a glass of water. This is the only sentence my microplastic-filled brain can express anymore, to the confusion of my caretakers.

Gremlins 3 (2026): *ten minutes into the movie* "Bright light kills them! Quick, put your LED headlights on medium!"

I was not prepared for Christopher Walken to say "unlimited poontang."

CYCLOPS: Warren, where’s Bobby? Jean and Skids are making a big Christmas breakfast for X-Factor and he’s not on Ship. ARCHANGEL: He said last night that he was going to get his “halls decked” in the Village. RUSTY COLLINS: Did he say when he’d - ARCHANGEL: I did not ask follow-up questions.

My gift to you this Holiday season is a special post tallying up all of the X-Men's Christmas adventures, and marking what each year would have looked like for our heroes. It's free on Ko-Fi, so check it out!

If you like it when the X-Men celebrate Christmas, check out my recounting of every X-Men Christmas ever (up to 2000)!

I don't blame Wanda, I blame Bendis

If you like it when the X-Men celebrate Christmas, check out my recounting of every X-Men Christmas ever (up to 2000)!

Merry Christmas X-Fans!

My gift to you this Holiday season is a special post tallying up all of the X-Men's Christmas adventures, and marking what each year would have looked like for our heroes. It's free on Ko-Fi, so check it out!

I'm old enough to remember when you couldn't use Wikipedia. (Still can't, I'd wager.)

Christmas comes but once a year! That means at least twelve years have passed for the X-Men since Giant-Size #1 by 2000! I lay it out for you in a special FREE holiday Ko-Fi!

From now on, whenever anyone refers to this character, it must be stylized as Cr💀ssb💀nes.

I've noticed a lot of typos in my recent posts. I want you to know that going forward that won't be a problem. Oh, there will still be typos, I'm just not going to worry about considering it a problem.

In the new year, I'll be covering Chris Claremont's return, "Revolution"! What do you think I'll have to say about it? What do *you* think about it?

I think it's a shame Substack is a Nazi website. I enjoyed using it and was cultivating a good secondary audience there, which was a bit more interactive than my blog. But you know... the Nazis.

I have a question for you, but it's only if you read and enjoy my writing (so like, 1.5 of you.) If you could get me to cover any non-Core X series, what would you want to see me do?

Christmas comes but once a year! That means at least twelve years have passed for the X-Men since Giant-Size #1 by 2000! I lay it out for you in a special FREE holiday Ko-Fi!

This was fun for me to write! You should read it. It's on Ko-Fi, but it's FREE!

My wife, on Heated Rivalry: "It's an MLM story." Me: "They go in on a pyramid scheme together?"

How many times have the X-Men celebrated Christmas? And what does it mean for the passage of time? I took a deep dive in a special Ko-Fi post that is FREE TO EVERYONE!

GET GOOD is the watchword for the rest of the 2020s.

Category is: Names for a McDonalds themed Drag Queen Rhonda McDonna Hannah Burgler Chic N. Uggetts Happy Melle Grima XX

One of the weirdest things about Iceman is that artists and writers will just forget if he's actually meant to be wearing clothes under there, or if he is stripped to his briefs when he de-ices.

Because Marvel dot Fandom dot Com was *too* usable, now they give you this when you try to log on.

It was really f**king depressing to get my Wikipedia Wrapped

As we close out another chapter of X-History, we uncover Alan Davis' firsthand account of the creation of his run! It's frankly not that surprising of a testimonial in this week's UNCANNY X-CERPTS!

I sure loved it during the initial run! Winick's writing was very fresh at the time, and the art by Mike McKone and Jim Calafiore was top notch.

Man I really don’t need to be posting this like I should really just have ignored this Not crazy about how upon his tragic death Rob Reiner (good person) is magically slimmed down while Donald Trump (bad person) is drawn much fatter than he is in reality because fatness is visual shorthand for evil

Super excited for all these specific characters, who will definitely have long tenures ahead!

I didn't hear about it until it was several issues in, but once I got in I was hooked!

As we close out another chapter of X-History, we uncover Alan Davis' firsthand account of the creation of his run! It's frankly not that surprising of a testimonial in this week's UNCANNY X-CERPTS!

They said the thing!

So excited to see what Joe Casey does with the X-Men!

A comic book is a publication that consists of art in the form of sequential panels that represent individual scenes! UNCANNY X-MEN #380 is factually a comic book, and that's about the best that can be said for it in this week's UNCANNY X-CERPTS!

A comic book is a publication that consists of art in the form of sequential panels that represent individual scenes! UNCANNY X-MEN #380 is factually a comic book, and that's about the best that can be said for it in this week's UNCANNY X-CERPTS!

The last, and possibly the best, Seagle issue

It's the culmination of the lame duck High Evolutionary story! Will the X-Men get their powers back? Well what are you, new? We bid farewell to Alan Davis and the awkward post-Lobdell (or post-Onslaught or post-AOA depending on your tastes) late 90s funk at UNCANNY X-CERPTS!

It's the culmination of the lame duck High Evolutionary story! Will the X-Men get their powers back? Well what are you, new? We bid farewell to Alan Davis and the awkward post-Lobdell (or post-Onslaught or post-AOA depending on your tastes) late 90s funk at UNCANNY X-CERPTS!

Mutants no more! It's the X-Men vs. the High Evolutionary! (Crowd Boos) I mean the X-Men vs. Sinister! (Crowd cheers) In this week's UNCANNY X-CERPTS!

1. Drinking a warm cup of coffee outside 2. Drinking a warm cup of coffee anywhere 3. Weather between 15 and 21°C 4. Night storms 5. Being Hank's parent (this pleasure is restricted to two people on Earth)

While Amazon is investing billions of dollars to expand AI, independent bookstores are hosting community events, personally recommending books to readers, and providing a space that is safe and welcoming during a time when we need them most. Never underestimate the power of a local bookstore.

Sydney Sweeney! Boxing picture!

The Expendables, but its 90s indie film mainstays like Steve Buscemi, John Turturro and Peter Stormare.

If this story took place today they would just use their cell phones to fix the problem ❌️ If this story took place today, the writers would have to come up with some excuse why their phones don't work ✅️

Mutants no more! It's the X-Men vs. the High Evolutionary! (Crowd Boos) I mean the X-Men vs. Sinister! (Crowd cheers) In this week's UNCANNY X-CERPTS!