#3 will surprise you!!

An LP of London Calling by The Clash

Teen movie poster watch: Kirsten Dunst in GET OVER IT (2001) likes Sleater-Kinney

It's almost been as long since the first Austin Powers movie as he hadbeen frozen, so let's imagine a remake where he was frozen 30 years ago "Am I all that and a bag of chips, baby?"

(Every Christmas movie) Yes it's all real... Santa, the elves, the workshop, the reindeer... EXCEPT Rudolph. Fricking department store fakery.

After writing all this, I went to see what the late, great Roger Ebert had to say on the matter and was pleased to find we were largely aligned, but diverged on whether style made up for lack of substance

Not to be too glib about it, but the weather outside *is* frightful right now

It is the year 2067. "Emma Mackie is Ella McCay," I say, gesturing to a glass of water. This is the only sentence my microplastic-filled brain can express anymore, to the confusion of my caretakers.

Listening to an audiobook where the reader pronounces "cuckoo" the way it's spelled. Unsettling.

Don’t forget to leave a brick out for Ben Folds this morning

We watched Gremlins next! Very good film.

We're watching non-Christmas Christmas movies here today, so here's my take on BATMAN RETURNS

Mel: I'm worried I didn't get ou enough Scotto: From you, I'd be happy with just a candy cane Mel: You wanted a candy cane??! I didn't get you that!! 😩

Up late watching AEW Dynamite on Christmas Eve, because *someone's* got to

You can put anything you want on a cake. There's no law. They can't stop you.

After I posted this multiple people asked me if it was real. It very much was.

I heard Foster the People's golden oldie "Pumped Up Kicks" on the radio, but every reference to gun, bullet or trigger was muted. Guys. What are we doing here.

Why Every Woman You Know Is Suddenly A Huge Fan Of Some Obscure Canadian Indie Band From The 2000s

I don't know why I'm Posting so much lately. I think it might be Depression.

This joke is in reference to some dog biscuits I'd seen a few days before. In that context it's hilarious.

Oh you think I'm "vanilla"? One of the most expensive and subtly complex flavours? THANK YOU.

A lot of Bsky pages are showing "Similar Accounts" but luckily for you there are no accounts similar to this one

Still mad at Ortved for coming at Steamed Hams like that. You couldn't have said "The Principal and the Pauper"? (Which was in Season 9 but produced with Season 8... and I happen to like but get the furor.)

I challenge Heated Rivalry to depict this

One of the subtlest jokes I ever wrote was someone incorrectly correcting someone's use of "her and me" to "her and I."

Lying on the bed, blissed out, listening to this

My wife has this incredible eye for details. She always notices on my clothes if there's a crease, or a piece of lint, or half a ham sandwich stuck to the pantleg

My wife, on Heated Rivalry: "It's an MLM story." Me: "They go in on a pyramid scheme together?"

Singers like covering Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" because it means they get to sing "hallelujah" really loudly, and then they get to sing it again softly, thus demonstrating how much feelings they have.

Imagine being so enthusiastic about your wrong opinion you put it in a book

Why did you keep the mousetrap? Why did you keep the dish rack? These things used to be mine I guess they still are, I want them back

Another round of job posings that are literally the job I had for eight years I expect the usual resonse of "We're going with someone who is a better experience match" anytime now

3000 years of evolution and we haven't developed a better mechanism for moving files than e-mailing to yourself

They sell a charcoal crust pizza here. From what I understand, it helps prevent coprophagy

I firmly believe that what this country meeds is more 50-year-old medical/professional buildings with creaky elevators and dusty, weirdly off-brand pharmacies with dingy carpets! And sandwich stands in the lobby you would never ever buy from!!

(Eating a Terry's Chocolate Orange) "Yum, tastes just like an orange!" (Eating a Terry's Chocolate Truffle) "Oof, no, not even close."

Sweating anxiously, eyeing my box of After Eight mints as the clock strikes 7:59

And rawr, these women all on the prowl If you hold the head steady, I'ma milk the cow (yeah) And forget about game, I'ma spit the truth (what?) I won't stop 'til I get 'em in their birthday suit (yeah!)

Regard Hank

Is there a... *Mr.* Anthropy?

What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are: * THIS sad asshole?? * Committing fraud for a good reason * Nic Cage is in it * A young girl's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk * The Literal Worst Movie Ever

1. Drinking a warm cup of coffee outside 2. Drinking a warm cup of coffee anywhere 3. Weather between 15 and 21°C 4. Night storms 5. Being Hank's parent (this pleasure is restricted to two people on Earth)

While Amazon is investing billions of dollars to expand AI, independent bookstores are hosting community events, personally recommending books to readers, and providing a space that is safe and welcoming during a time when we need them most. Never underestimate the power of a local bookstore.

The Expendables, but its 90s indie film mainstays like Steve Buscemi, John Turturro and Peter Stormare.

Sydney Sweeney! Boxing picture!

Perhaps my one unassailable joy in life is that one day it is *going* to happen.

If this story took place today they would just use their cell phones to fix the problem ❌️ If this story took place today, the writers would have to come up with some excuse why their phones don't work ✅️

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

Six years ago today, the wedding!

Romance book contain 0 vomit challenge (impossible)