This works for Thanksgiving too!!

even though US elections are bullshit, local school district elections are important if you care about protecting trans and queer youth. "Parents rights", “biological gender” and “protecting federal funding” are transphobic dog whistles for torturing and murdering trans and queer youth.

I don’t know what a Turing test is and at this point I’m REALLY afraid to ask

I don’t need #AI, if I wanted an imaginary answer I have a 10 year old.

so the full order is~ insurance ceo < man < bear

Someone I don’t like asked me if I was on bsky so I lied and said no and they said “good i got some shit to vent about you”

2024 closing out with one hell of a milkshake duck

Sometimes I hear about an innovative product and instantly picture the either avoidant or unheard wife behind the “family owned” business ( just saw an ad for a womens fashion accessory designed by a cishet husband and father 🙃)

disappointing there are tons of songs about love but only one that blesses the rains down in Africa

all I want for Christmas is you ❤️

In my head I call posts on bluesky “bee-skees” but I’m thinking of changing it up to “biscuits”

the person who turns in the ceo shooter would literally have to go into hiding for their life and they offering $10,000 lol

It’s nuts marriage is between two *romantic* partners. That is like the least stable type of relationship. It’s dumb to contractually tie a relationship that fraught together. Marriage as a concept makes more sense if it were between two platonic best friends; less likely things go wrong.

My movie pitch: A trans girl and a lesbian are best friends who get married and solve mysteries together

located somewhere on the queer spectrum

One of the best things about realizing im trans late in life is there’s a great conversation piece with ppl i haven’t talked to in years. I like to save it for a natural lull in the conversation “oh and im a girl now,so that’s what’s new with me”

therapy: “ok! So we got the trans thing figured out, how do we fix the rest of what’s wrong in this thing?” *gently knocks her knuckles against her head twice*

weird brag, but ive convinced meta’s ad targeting to keep me entertained (It thinks I am a horse girl who runs crypto ad campaigns as a side hustle to my MLM marketing career. And that I get scammed a LOT.)

Now more than ever, it’s important for anyone who may serve on a trial jury learn about “jury nullification” and then *never talk about it again*

part of the growing pains of every community, social media, etc is "what do we do with people who are pretending to be kind, saying the right things, and technically not doing anything wrong right now but are still ontologically evil" and the answer is "stop playing their game and ban them"

read this gardenscenery.net/p/this-stran...

It’s me

I thought my “Grindr unwrapped” would be about something else I do not care about music in the slightest rn wtf

“Is this intuition or self-sabotage” is my favorite game to play, I do it allllll the time and can beat your high score

“touched so many lives” in the same way pedophiles have touched so many children

play the grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer

i have now had 3 distinct people tell me i should consider moving into a project manager role and this is a bigger crisis of identity than that whole gender thing

“my pixel art is available in vector format” what wait no

I misinterpreted when a guy told me two of the horses in a picture with him were his aunts, because punctuation is important Relatedly ive now been blocked on a dating app for saying “your aunts ARE HORSES?! please tell me more!!!!” 🤣 #dating

confession: sometimes I read “acab” and struggle against my desire to alphabetically arrange the letters all are bastards, cops! #acab #aabc #acrab ummm hmm and #acorn

I was watching a show and there was a character named ginny and i was like “that’s my name too!”

in the time of chimpanzees, be a monkey ❤️

no this cyclone is not “bomb” why was i lied to it is at best mid

mcdonalds getting horny on main

my childhood bullies are now on grindr, offering girls like me money to make fun of their genitals and “force” them to be feminine, while laying in bed next to their unaware cishet wife

I had a fun weekend where three different boys I was flirting with decided now was the time to tell me they think they’re girls Starting to suspect this is why, like, NO trans women are straight.

My mastodon account is down so Bluesky gets a #trans #selfie as a treat

Unlike my primary social media the past two years, I have a few cis friends I follow here so in between ppl being adorably queer and talking about FFXIV there’s like foootball

ok maybe I should try bsky, lemme think of a post and/or copy something from my mastodon account

is this place better than mastodon? toot toot