Check that your furnace and water heater exhaust pipes are clear, y'all. Carbon monoxide is a killer. #hamont #toronto #snowmageddon

And for anyone doubting ICE's white nationalists/far right/white supremacist/christo-fascist recruitment goals, I present the following sample of recruitment dogwhistling imagery. The parallels and intent are clear: they are building a #brownshirt army to terrorize Americans. #fuckice #resist

Now watch: Wedding’s trial will be tried as a capital case, and he’ll bring the Canadian government into it to try and avoid the death penalty. #bonkers

I'm so excited for the June 16 launch of The Peace Thieves, a novel about peacekeeping, love, trauma, and the tragic legacies of civil war, with the stellar @thistledownpress.bsky.social! Preorders are live wherever you buy books (go local!), so plan for some great summer #fiction! #novel #canlit

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Off. The. Rails. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo2-...

On a related note, as of this morning, how much more does #pierrepollievre look like an intelligence-starved toddler? Yikes. #davos #elbowsup

Wow. Truth telling.

At what point did folks decide to cut Christ out of Christianity?

How would you caption this? Mine: Or, the main reason Christianity is eating itself alive. #captionthis #faith #christianity

Might be a good time to re-petition Unicode for an official grumpy turd emojiI. I can think of a thousand uses for one.

Part of me hopes this summer's #worldcup fizzles spectacularly, both as a finger in the Orange Felon's eye but also to send a wake-up call to #FIFA about courting corruption. I am not optimistic about either, naturally, because Money is the only true superpower these days.

Wait. Now it's raw chicken? Are you f'n kidding me?! I guess it's somewhat reassuring that the ones I've seen are all young and (so, so) stupid and probably haven't reproduced yet. #cantfixstupid #darwinawards #sompeopleshouldneverreproduce

I'm so glad that #MAGA heroes #ScottAdams and #CharlieKirk aren't alive to see all of this going down. Mostly I'm just glad that that we'll never have to hear their idiotic, hateful voices again.

#America, here is your sane, stable, and totally not unhinged president who is totally not bothered by all the pressure twice saying "Fuck you" and flipping off a protester: x.com/TonyD713/sta...

Seeing more MAGAites rooting for the #Iranian people. I am, too: the regime is as brutal as they come. But don't MAGAites know that even if the Islamist govt is overthrown, #Iran will still be 99.4% Muslim, which means those same MAGAites will still have to hate Iranians because, well, #MAGA?

Waiting for the administration to release his body cam video to "prove" that this was "justified" violence. #resist

If I'm heartened by anything in all this, it's that ICE can't operate in secret and are being opposed and exposed wherever they go. #resist

Abhorrent. The principle is called "disproportionate retaliation" and is a favourite tool of authoritarian regimes in quashing dissent and resistance. No, I'm not delusional: see section 458 of the Nuremberg Trial transcripts: avalon.law.yale.edu/imt/01-07-46... #fuckice #reneenicolegood #resist

Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down. This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.

In these times, I can defs get behind a #giantkiller narrative, and this is very, very cool. Come on, #macclesfieldfc! #facup

I want this to be somehow symbolic of the times, but shoot, it's way too playful and delightful. Ugh. How can I still get a #fuckice in here without it sounding forced?

USAJesus™ said it best: "Verily, if thou hast managest to taketh the American Dream, especially if thou art of pale skin, thou canst ignore the plight of those who have not pulleth up their bootstraps, are of pigmented skin, or who have arriveth seeking succour; they are not deserving of thy grace."

When Trump dies, does the horrorshitshow fall apart without a figurehead, or is it big enough now to be unstoppable?

Yup.

Oof. Not that we didn't already know this is his mindset, of course, but historically speaking, saying stuff like this out loud doesn't usually end well for the person who said it. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

In addition to being a distraction from his manslime being all over the unreacted #Epstein files, all this Greenland talk is also, of course, a tacit admission by the Trump assministration that climate change is real. They're preparing for an Arctic ice-free era. #greenland #releasetheepsteinfiles

If you were outraged about Charlie Kirk but don't bat an eye when you learn what happened to Renee Nicole Good, you're simply a horrible human. #reneenicolegood #reneegood #resist

Renee Good was the victim of an extrajudicial, summary execution. Yes, I've seen the videos. No, there was no threat to the officer, who stepped in for the sole purpose of shooting her. No, I won't call it anything else, nor will I be gaslit into looking away. #reneenicolegood #abolishice #resist

See also: sweats

Happy new year! This Jan 1 holiday, I wore trackies all. Day. Long. #noregrets

Big Gambling's efforts to normalize sports betting is, in a word, insidious, especially the use of harmful euphemisms like Sports Book, Parlay, Props, Sharps, and Moneyline.

Boy, the left-leaning press sure is having fun digging up the scariest photos of that #Wiles human, eh? 😂

Hate begets hate, and violence begets violence. Always. #bondi

It is a universal truth that every pickup truck with punisher stickers on it it will be 100% of the time driven by a douchebag. #ProveMeWrong.

So...AI will scan 5yr socials and make a determination about suitability to enter and/or possibility of detention in the US. My confidence is high: we all know how rare it is for the social platforms to flag the wrong things. Combined with elite border protection forces? #whatcouldgowrong #slamdunk

Okay, so one of the worst humans gets voted into office: obviously, this is terrible and so, so harmful to so many people. But what's also truly hideous is the droves of bleating, mindless sheep (led by mindless, stupid men) calling themselves Christian who stand by & support his predatory abuses.

Can someone explain to me how it's possible that a) Olympic playing surfaces aren't a standard size, b) Milan is being allowed to loft a middle finger at everyone by constructing a smaller surface, and c) an arena couldn't get built in the years they've had to get ready? www.cbc.ca/sports/olymp...

Did I do this? Yep. And is it my second time? Also yep. Does this portend that I’m about to receive a heaping of excessibve goodness/fame/money/handsomeness from the universe…? Big brother @denvan.bsky.social clearly thinks so! #wordle #superhuman #nyt

You will be visited by 3 spirits.

If we claim to follow Christ, we are commanded to welcome the hungry, thirsty, unclothed stranger. Call me crazy, but that sounds a lot like migrants and refugees to me. #wakeup #jesusislove

I detest writing prompts. I used to try, but inevitably I'd abandon them, perplexed, that whoever created them had zero idea about anything. Then I'd write something I wanted to write, which sometimes got published. They never worked at all, which has ironically worked wonders. #amwriting #writesky

Yeah, I was! #hamont @atbaypress.bsky.social #booksky

I would honestly be elated. Fart walks are my jam. (Alternatively: I'd be deflated, and fart walks allow me to un-jam.) #everyonedoesit

#Carney gives master class on how to smother nascent flames of #Alberta secessionism: green-lighting a pipeline to carry oil that will get pumped anyhow (fossil fuels aren't dead yet) & letting DS claim it as a win. Also a nod to centrist environmentalists: better a #pipeline than trains and trucks.

I hate the trope in stories where someone is a bad dad and husband but he does ONE heroic thing and is a big hero and everything is fine. Like there probably won't be a big moment where you fight a dragon or a terrorist. Go to your kids recital and learn their allergy list.

Gotta say I love the #InterTorontoFC branding: clean, contemporary, and represents the spirit of where the owners want to go far better than YU's anachronistic shield logo that clashed with the team's youth and setting. It's my new league fave. If only my beloved #ForgeFC would do the same! #canpl

See also: tragic distraction from the Epstein files.