My hot take is that Brendan Fraser doesn't need to "get in shape" for his return to The Mummy franchise. He's almost 60 years old. He deserves to be a middle aged man comfortable in his body. The MCU fucking warped how people think about human bodies

Made penne arrabbiata for the first time this weekend, and damn - I did make an angry sauce!

“She did the best she could until she couldn’t” This is a lovely and compassionate way of thinking about this www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/com...

I watched the latest Wuthering Heights film, and I didn't hate it? It wasn't perfect, but I thought Robie and Elordi did a good job! Although I do agree the costuming and some of the set design was...a choice. I have not read the book. I'm treating it just as a film.

Bruschetta appetizers for Mother's Day dinner.

Street sharks

Never thought I’d be living in a world so shitty that I’d find myself saying WHO CARES ABOUT UFO PICS RIGHT NOW

AI writing/content generation is fundamentally at odds with everything journalism stands for, not just the human perspective as active historical record, but the necessary personal responsibility for anything and everything on the page below your name. AI is the total rejection of responsibility.

Still the best film adaptation of The Odyssey

there's a timeline where it was fishbone instead of red hot chili peppers and third wave ska went an entirely different direction

Name the first album you ever owned And it still slaps!

Working from home, but also watching blue jays build a nest outside my window. These are highly skilled labourers. Omg! I think they just kicked out a cardinal! Bird fight!!!

Give me your favorite non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor:

I strive to live my life with the optimism of the large Canadian men wearing shorts and flip flops in 8°C.

Speaking of health/wellness, I have been shit at both this week. I am mostly sugar and caffeine at this point.

I've seen young, healthy people's health collapse for no reason, and folks who smoked, drank, did whatever live to be old. I don't know why life is so random at times. Also, good morning everyone! Everyone good? GREAT!

Yes, it's The Onion, but the truth remains! The only thing worse than spending money on beauty products that don't work, is spending money on one's that do.

This bird wants to know JUST WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON UP THERE! Because if he HAS TO GO UP THEM STAIRS, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!

A CANADIAN Trump critic is suing the U.S. administration to stop them from getting his personal data from Google. After the user posted criticism about federal agents killing protesters, DHS asked Google for his associated names, addresses, phone numbers, credit card and bank information. Yikes:

Sweet Jesus...this is insane.

I genuinely believe that our ageist and age segregated societies in the West have contributed to so much of this nonsense. Lack of intergenerational dialogue lies at the heart of this. If you listen to elders talk about how horrid life was before modern medicine, many people would change their tune.

The Littlest Hobo theme song has been stuck I my head all morning thanks to that Alcatraz coyote article I posted. And yes, this was a real show about a dog that wandered the country and helped solve mysteries.

🎶 Maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down...until tomorrow I'll just keep movin' on..." 🎶

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple is really, really good and you should watch it. Ralph Fiennes performance was particularly fantastic. I will again state that I believe Jack O'Connell should have it in his contract that any film he is in moving forward have at least one musical break.

A limerick. Based on a true story.

"It was published by them. And to me, that is defamation. The guardrails were not there to prevent Google AI from publishing that content." He’s absolutely right. I hope he wins the case. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I listened to the latest It Could Happen Here Book Club with @margaret.bsky.social on Ursula K. LeGuin's short stories. It was such a great episode but I have realized too late that I have been misprouncing LeGuin's name as "LeGeen" instead of "LeGwin"

You can't buy cool. You can't buy taste. You can't buy love. You could however (as multi-billionaires) pay workers a living wage which would impact you negatively 0%. Maybe Zendaya would show up even!

I really liked The Lone Gunmen and I wish they hadn't been done so dirty.

Ooof...the algorithm wants to take me back to Jr. High The Killjoys,Today I hate Everyone youtu.be/u_T04rO50po?...

Hey, Lil Boo! ❤️

Well they did kind of bring back the oversized suit look.

My father was a union member. His father was a union member. My mother's father was a union member. Four uncles on my father's side were union members...

Started the day with 90s Ska, ending with 70s rock a la Dr. Hook Queen of the Silver Dollar

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

Friday morning CanCon ska to lift the mood. The Planet Smasher, Life of the Party

You can always count on AI discussions to out people's most psychotic inside thoughts.

He's so embarrassing though! If you told me he was actually a 12 year old that made a wish on a fortune telling machine to be "Big" and woke up in a 40-something year old fanatics body and now has to try and fit in at his government job I would believe you.

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What...fresh hell?!?!? Whichever Russo Brother, that's an INSIDE thought! Not a put in print for everyone to read thought!

I guarantee you that if Canada had universal basic income, Canadians would care far more about the environment.

I'd ask WHY?!?!?! But no one has a good answer...or even a bad answer for that matter!

How did I spend my last vacation day? Batch cooking chili, baking brownies, laundry, waaaay to much scrolling as if answers to all the craziness going on in the world were going to become clear any second and realized i should limit my time here, and capped it off by watching The Fall!

“Will the show create latent aberrations in viewer’s sexuality?” —“will it! Look at these cows who have definitely fucked!”

I know the natural choice would be Karen, but I feel like it HAS to be Gretchen!

In the midst of all the crazy terrible things happening in the news cycle, crazy cool things are happening too!

Have you ever noticed that the massive, coordinated, multi-year assault on trans rights is based on NOTHING WHATSOEVER

I was restless last night and popped on a celebrity culture podcast to lull me to sleep, but spotify didn't stop when the episode did so I ended up waking up in the middle of the night to a paranormal podcast at a "and the demon was at the end of my bed" moment. Took a minute to fall back asleep.