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My mostly-outside wedding tomorrow has been cancelled due to a nor'easter and the inside option is too small for our guest count and also ugly! however there will likely still be cocktail weenies and a DJ who will play "yeah" by usher so we're gonna take what we can get

Wedding nail check!!

welp I'm on furlough for however long the gov shutdown is so if anyone has recommendations for comfort shows/movies/videos to ward off the "what if i don't have a job anymore" thoughts that would be super super helpful

last night my friends left me utterly gooped and gagged by throwing me a surprise murder mystery bachelorette party and one of the first things I said after I realized what was happening was "I can't wait to tell chat about this."

If I follow you on instagram and u see my legal government name, shhh no u didn't

not zero empathy...

The way that my home office is overrun with boxes of craft supplies that i'm using to DIY my wedding decor is NOT a cry for help! Stop saying that!

when you say you're mad at me, this is who you're mad at

I love having no plans on a Monday....especially when there's nothing happening at 12pm EDT specifically...

Gender reveals: old, tired, problematic, cringe Labubu reveals: amazing, stunning, inclusive, heart-warming

Girls, gays, and theys, please welcome to the stage....Jacques du Fafa !!

not to be that guy but i genuinely do not think I've ever looked better for an event than I did for my bridal shower this past weekend. Like...who is that?

ok I was in a work meeting during the preshow today but a call-in video podcast called "chatting with chat" is maybe the best idea Joe has ever had

can someone remind me that I need to make a TikTok saying the HMJ "I speak a little German myself" soundbyte while I'm in Berlin next month thanks

Convinced that if I don't do two sudoku a day that my brain will melt ... is it mental illness or commitment to my craft ???

One labubu and approximately 1,000 labubu outfits

Turns out the covid wig ran away from home and has a new career starring in an off-broadway play?!?

Mr. Frogcatcher and I are having a medieval-themed wedding in 6 weeks so you know I'm collecting ideas from the sims medieval stream

something about me is that i'm going to do a 10-step skincare routine and wear my red light mask every day and do squats AND eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch for lunch...

someone in chat posted on here the other day about the boy smells x bratz body mist and I was like :o I bought it immediately and it's coming today and I'm so excited. So ty to whoever that was!

no offense but why doesn't bluesky have polls yet

Can't hang for the charity stream today but I wore my HMJ hat on the beach to celebrate

At the risk of sounding old I don't fully understand labubus but i saw this one at the mall and their name is baby and they have a fuzzy purple chair. I don't NOT get it

Dewey got a haircut!! Look at my son! 😍

the !jnco jeans/autozone command but it's something like "I got my back blown out by that hot cop lady at the silent hill motel".... there's something there I know it

ok just to be clear my birthday is this weekend and my vacation is next weekend!!! happy to provide receipts if needed

Happy 3rd birthday to Miss Maeve 🎁🎂🥳

ok ngl all of a sudden i have the urge to get a new tattoo

the last four games in your rotation: i love simulating a world where the effort I put into making things better immediately does something

because we apparently haven't had enough of a bad time lately, sweet baby girl Maeve (who isn't even 3 yet) is having a lump tested for cancer right now. I'm...going to lose it !!!

The silence after I told my family that if I lose what has historically been one of the safest jobs to have, I'm probably just going to retire (I'm 27 by the way)

tamamail!

Chat.....I finally got my first Tamagotchi since having one as a kid in 2003. It arrives on Tuesday so I have until then to study which one is Mametchi and which one is Memetchi

Happy Monday I just learned there's a 60% chance my job will be eliminated at or before the end of this fiscal year because of federal budget cuts lmfao I hate it here

Imagine how is rim the sky

Mr. Frogcatcher and I decided we will be going to Prague on our honeymoon and now I finally have to play Nancy Drew and the Mystery of the Seven Keys to do some location scouting smh

I have been offline the past few days because Mr. Frogcatcher and I have been staying in a cabin (pic 1) on a farm (pic 2) in upstate NY! and on the way up, we got to do location scouting for the HMJ cult compound (pic 3)

Armchair therapist Mr. Frogcatcher

ok not for nothing but reader rabbit thinking (for ages 4-6) has a British edition

i'm deciding to spend one instance of my 2x/year selfie allowance today but pls keep in mind that two selfies in the same post doesn't count as using both allowances! im sorry, i don't make the rules that's just how selfie allowance laws work

Hey if anyone has enemies they want to destroy psychologically, I recommend sending them an hp printer and forcing them to make it print a single package return label. They may never recover tbh

Had to wake up early to go to the city for a work thing and almost complained before I remembered that technically I'm getting paid to read a book on the train so.....a win is a win

feel like pure shit just want her back

screaming crying and throwing up because i finally finished the new draft of my play I've been working on for the past two months!!! let's celebrate before my newest round of feedback comes in and I realize it's still nowhere near production-ready

not Mr. Twitch sending me an email reminding me that I'm not taking advantage of Twitch affiliate benefits when I haven't streamed since early 2021. Like yeah girl....my streaming hiatus is so old it would be going to kindergarten next year

something about me is that when it's cold outside I happily wear the same 5 sweaters and 3 pairs of jeans, and when it's hot outside I face the soul-crushing odyssey of trying to find summer clothes that fit/look good/are comfortable/hide sweat/protect me from the sun

I understand that I am fulfilling a stereotype every time I - an Italian-American woman from New Jersey - say that The Sopranos is the best television show ever made but.......The Sopranos is the best television show ever made.