Starbucks trashed in pre-Christmas milf brawl buff.ly/l0bqPY6

Northern Santa tells kids they’re getting nowt buff.ly/nQ3JHQf

Girls’ School by Wings, and other forgotten Christmas number ones buff.ly/f2WhZ7M

Boyfriend’s sexts so much better now he uses ChatGPT buff.ly/sTSvY3y

Six other Doctor Who monsters you would, if you’re honest, shag buff.ly/rCAFJJf

Too many or not enough: how many sexual partners have you had? buff.ly/E6sW5xN

A confused millennial tries to… lock in on Christmasmaxxing buff.ly/jKkoBFT

Child method acting as shepherd buff.ly/mGLbKiC

Wearing these antlers fills me with shame, dog confesses buff.ly/56WMhnS

Fresher's entirely new personality not a hit at home buff.ly/SjHZSvi

The six best period features for really wanking on about at a dinner party buff.ly/OizCVtt

The dad's guide to saying the wrong thing buff.ly/wTVXQUA

Visiting a reindeer farm: Five obligatory awful December days out for families buff.ly/TvR8SQg

How to make everything into a drama, by a three year-old buff.ly/9n29vNa

Man gets girlfriend out of his league by going foreign buff.ly/phKa5x5

Boss can f**k off from works do after getting his round in buff.ly/B0TwZyX

The wanker’s guide to ensuring everyone knows you’re working through Christmas buff.ly/K5dVKgO

'That’s what you’re wearing is it?': Six sick burns from mother to teenager buff.ly/h5X7vfH

We ask you: Where are you hiding your secret cannabis farm? buff.ly/NHRTAxS

The nativity, as retold by a private school production buff.ly/B1tuFRz

The Archbishop of Canterbury on… all aboard Desperate Patriotic Bollocks Railways buff.ly/17ubRxK

Should I go to the World Cup? The lone pro and the many, many cons buff.ly/litjkSz

GP's receptionist admits every single appointment is a personal defeat buff.ly/QqmI8iI

Patsy Palmer, and other Brits who live in LA for no discernible reason buff.ly/nwMKDbO

Claims that Gen Z do not drink slightly undermined by prevalence of pissed-up kids buff.ly/yGLXr9F

Cat fuming that his name was on family Christmas card buff.ly/28Rw7Ll

Mum wants to know what your Christmas argument plans are buff.ly/kceMiVF

Removing your partner’s multiple layers: How to make it even remotely sexy buff.ly/GthVbl3

I’m moving to Dubai because Britain is a crime-ridden hellhole, definitely not because of tax, by Luisa Zissman buff.ly/D2Flt6W

Enforcement officers fine man £250 for shedding skin cells buff.ly/lkVwWb5

Godparent assuming he’s not really going to have to do anything buff.ly/noXrWWV

A selfie with Sabrina Carpenter, and other parts of your social media history that will bar you from visiting America buff.ly/6FQqnOc

Professional Northerner caught drinking wine buff.ly/4sEKHYN

Man who thinks he hasn't got Northern accent totally does buff.ly/iF1fSUA

Inkjet printer dies 'warrior's death' buff.ly/oVGyVzU

Six pathetic lies men think women can't instantly see through buff.ly/TZy8Z2W

'See it, say it, sorted' and other slogans that don't quite work buff.ly/Kxl5X8c

Last piece of actual work this year to be completed by 3pm buff.ly/J05zMk6

Magical, fun-packed Special Brew lorry coming to a town near you buff.ly/w18d9Zp

Super-organised man has laminated wank bank buff.ly/fWxcoao

Your ex, his hot new girlfriend and the others who should be banned from social media buff.ly/vLATZaH

Aw: old-school couple met not online, but by cheating on their partners buff.ly/7mMnC81

Camilla surprises Britain by coming out in favour of posh horsey shagging buff.ly/MwEnc0u

Woman would, if she's honest with herself, shag that builder buff.ly/CZhgdvA

Mash Blind Date: ‘She’s specifically looking for a “Daddy”. Well, I’m a father-of two’ buff.ly/xddS0CB