Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

ㅤ @clefontherun.bsky.social. ㅤ

joker. i’ve run out of ideas. shadow realm for clef

So called smart scientist can't tell when someone's exaggerating...

It really is nice to drink anything but appled juice. I feel like a new woman.

Whatever. Go to jail for it, then.

No you DON'T.

200 grams of sugar.

' 𝙾𝚑-𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚊… 𝙾𝚑-𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚊… 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ƒєℓℓ… ‘ 𝘼𝘿𝘼𝙂𝙄𝙊 𝘿𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙇𝙀 𝘓𝘌𝘈𝘋𝘌𝘙 𝘖𝘍 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘿𝘼𝙕𝙕𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙎 #mvrp | #mlprp | #mlpfimrp ‪⠀‬

Nono. APPLED juice. Not apple juice. Big difference.

Yeah. It IS. ( Now she rolls her eyes. A soft fluster at being called “cute” though. Even sarcastically. Girl ) “Appled juice isn’t so bad”. Be real for ONCE in your life. Come on. Yes it IS.

“appled juice isn’t so bad” bitch please

( She scratches her cheek, sighing. ) You're the first person aside from me to turn up. I don't know what the hell happened, but it's been radio silence...

Ew, no. Who'd want to be friends with YOU? You're obnoxious, and self-centered, and... and all that stuff. You don't have any friends for a REASON. 💢 ( She does a heavy sigh... The donut holes were obviously for her, but she didn't want to say that. But she also had to give them to her... )

I DO, actually. I don't talk to them often, but still! ( Huff. ) I- I AM being honest. I already said I shouldn't come visit you, so why would I??? ( The way Clef is staring totally betrays her words, though. What's UP with her?? )

I. Uh. ( Fuck, why was she here again? Sforzando was right about her jumping into things... Ugh... She's holding a box of donut holes. They're all cut in half, for some reason. ) Iiiiiiiiiiii got lost. On the way to a different cell. These. Aren't for you.

a bubewbbewubue

If it walks like a person, talks like a person, acts like a person, and thinks like a person, then I really don’t give a shit WHAT she is. Even though she’s clearly a person. …I don’t believe that, but. Still. She’s obviously not just- just NOTHING.

( She's only about half-listening until Sforzando mentions Beat, at which she perks up again. ) Okay, she DID... disappear for a bit, or something. And I don't know anything about that, BUT I LITERALLY saw her like two days ago, so. She's definitely REAL.

( NC ) No an actual one.

( NC ) I'll hit you with the shovel.

( NC ) Yeah whatever man. ( Dreamy sigh )

( NC ) dude it wasn't even that bad. you're just hating.

( NC ) SHUT UP!!

( NC ) You're projecting. I'm Normal.

( NC ) Not fair. She's a mind reader probably.

joker. i honestly didnt mean for it to go to this extent but it's pretty funny so

( NC ) cute?IMEAN I AM. ITS BASELESS

( NC ) YEAH? well. Me neither.

( NC ) SSSHHHH

( NC ) you ddidnt prove SHIT shut UP

ㅤ ( NC ) point proven. ㅤ

( NC ) I'm Normal.

Uhuuuuh. Sure SOUNDS like you want it with how you want me to go back to prison. They haven't arrested me for walking in here BECAUSE i'm nice. Nothing you say ever makes any sense, anyway, what-with the... Silence or whatever, and all that. And my """motives for being here""".

( NC ) What

.....Pff. Is that your way of asking for my company? ( She crosses her arms, rolling her eyes. ) I'm NICE. I'm not going back to prison. I don't have my drums to pull off some stupid stunt that'd land me back in, either. So, no thanks.

( NC ) selective hearing i dont know DONT WORRY ABOUT IT. i hate her. yup

( nc ) she talks SO MUCH man. SO MUCH.

( nc ) ( didn't listen to anything ) did she call me baby

Oh my god, you talk so much..... ( Clef rubs her forehead as if she's in pain, kicking the ground once more. ) What reason do you POSSIBLY think I have otherwise for visiting you? Seriously. I don't have ulterior motives or something. Why ELSE would I ever want to see you???

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

That doesn't even make sense! How is it /not/ the same! ( Honestly, she's just grasping at straws at this point. She looks Really Stupid. She is, anyway. Why IS she talking to her? ) I'm not UNSURE. And I don't really CARE if Beat loves your mixes, because you're still a criminal in jail.

ㅤ ( NC ) she wants me so bad it makes her look stupid! ㅤ

I THOUGHT it would. You seem to hate everyone and anything. Ugh... ( She kicks the ground a few times in frustration, and sighs again. ) Okay, she didn't like it THAT much. She's outvoted anyway. And-- And who cares?? It's not she's here to preach her love to you.

joker. lmao a dj liked that post

I already SAID what I came to do! Ugh. Ugh. Whatever. ( She sighs. ) And I mean, yeah, you're a DJ, but that doesn't mean you're a GOOD one. Even before-- Before all of /this/, I never even LIKED the mixes you made, honestly. They were too clean. It didn't feel right.