i can't do this anymore

so you're telling me... you bought a book.... during a book event...

after months since going missing, the authorities have unfortunately discovered my body alive and relatively well

can't wait to continue not paying my koncesionářské poplatky for this dvtv ahh shite 👍

i'm like if kwisatz haderach was very paranoid

bro looks like a gay vampire from 19th century england

praha-braník

if you vote for me in the pope election i will name myself Peter

sorry for not posting much, my opps put me down like rabid dog behind a barn and it took some time to grow back my face... what's new??

¥ØU$UK€ ¥UK1MAT$U boiler room tokyo dj set.. save me... ¥ØU$UK€ ¥UK1MAT$U boiler room tokyo dj set.... save me ¥ØU$UK€ ¥UK1MAT$U boiler room tokyo dj set....

kitten can you pay the rent i'm giving up

white people be like: "no potěš prdel"

dear colleagues, i hope this email chokes you with a pillow in your sleep. please fill out the attached form and send it back before the end of the month. best, xx

i thought of becoming a life coach but i realized i am not that deranged (yet)

kdyby byl petr kropotkin vtipálek, tak je to sit-down komik, protože nesnáší stát 🤓🤓🤓🤓

not to alert you all but i was just found dead in a forest under a mound of moss with weird symbols all over my body

[exiting a vape plume, arms crossed as if i were a genie] whats up bitch

kitten i think we should wreak havoc on the middle class together

friday afternoon...

chief keef just absolved all my sins

daily affirmations: - i am a bastard - i will never be enough because i am more than that - i was cut from the cloth of god - it is what it is but the "it" can be changed - i cannot be killed - it's not that deep feel free to use them and subscribe for more whatever

scientists should study the correlation between being bald and being evil

wild elfbars in their natural breeding grounds upstream 💚

typa shit i been on

just cloned myself and immediately murdered the clone with a hammer (dont know who survived tho)

"Když už jsem u tý očisty, zabte radši dva fašisty." - J. Werich

never trying a meal recipe i saw on reels ever again

just listened to aurora live on KEXP and all the evil has left my body....

could be us 👉👈

apparently the woke mob* is now cancelling people** for doing what they love without hurting anyone*** *my boss **me ***drinking beer in the office at 11 am

posting violent threats on my linkedin

friday night....

everyone is so nice to me....

*count orlok voice* eeeehhhhhh it is an ill omen eeeeeehh to smoke a cigarette eeeehhhhh before three beers eeehhhh

not now kitten daddy is being hunted by mercenaries

4 beers in let's do iiiiitttt

kitten can our sins really be absolved.... will the world forgive us for what we have done???

serbian twerking champion: milovan zadković

just got abducted by aliens and they told me the reason they don't visit us is that you fucking suck bro

the hatman i created by abusing benadryl just said i don't look well and asked if i need some help the fuck

scientists should study why it feels great to drink alcohol in the shower