The funniest part of all this is the absolute incompetence of Kash's FBI. #ETTD

5 years on and Republicans are still bitching about the Covid vaccine. JFC, get a life.

I had a flu shot today, so I guess by this time next week I'll be autistic? I wonder, will I end up great at maths maybe, or just turn into an awkward fuckwad like Elon??? Time will tell.

Absolutely wild that some skank whore crack addict bitch can raise $300000(?) in one day after purposefully slurring a child then crying like she's now the victim??? Have a good long hard look at yourself, America.

It's that time of year again 😁

"Gulf of America Day?" He's getting more embarrassing by the day.

To the MAGAts who think that Air Traffic Controllers are DEI hires, let's go one week without them... and see what happens.

Blaming DEI on the tragic crash is probably the vilest thing I've ever heard that orange asshole utter from his slack jawed bloodless lipped cakehole. I can't describe how angry I am right now. 🤬🤬🤬 That man is an absolute C*nt. Rant over. RIP those who perished.

Blaming DEI on the tragic crash is probably the vilest thing I've ever heard that orange asshole utter from his slack jawed bloodless lipped cakehole. I can't describe how angry I am right now. 🤬🤬🤬 That man is an absolute C*nt. Rant over. RIP those who perished.

And now, just like that, everybody on Twitter has morphed from being experts on the Constitution to experts on Helicopter flights and nighttime Military training practices.

Whatever happened to that guy that accidentally, maybe even grudgingly, adopted the ginger kitten he found???

I hope Mr Newsom replies by telling him to go fuck himself.

Hea-vy. 🤟🤟🤟

Can confirm.

A few pics of Jess the Bengal. 😍

To close out 2024: Vaccines save millions of lives every year. Raw milk still isn’t safe. Podcasts aren’t fact-checked. Seed oils don’t cause cancer. Everything is chemicals. The dose makes the poison. Using the word “toxic” without context is a red flag of pseudoscience. 1/

I feel it's time for this meme yet again.😄 Happy Holidays everyone.

the idea of being visited by aliens lost its appeal when i realized they’d likely just be some other planet’s asshole billionaires

When Dad wakes you up but dinner is still 3hrs away #caturday

Colour me surprised 😆😆

Oh shit, we're screwed. They have tanks.

Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR

Time for a pic of the bike. Because why not?

Over the weekend I did 3 hrs weeding and trimmed some trees back with the help of my chainsaw. Where should i submit my resume for Head of the National Park Service?

Jeebus. It's beginning.

What's next? Oscar the grouch to head the Sanitation Dept???

Dr Oz to head Medicare and Medicaid? I'm an Aussie and even I know that's a f##king joke . The barrel has no bottom with this guy.

You don't realise how absolutely toxic Twitter is until you toggle back and forth between this and your eX.

A blue sky photo.

Siouxsie the Bengal. She's a bit of a nut job, but absolutely lovely as well. 😍

2024: the year of "how the fuck did he win that?"

All quiet down under. Waiting for the Paul/Tyson fight.

Just doing my bit for the cat algorithm 😁