Do you think that founding fathers explored each other's bodies???

I saw a guy blasting nu metal and smoking a cigarette in his F-150 and I realized I've never been free

Bears Fans After the Bears got their First Ever Madden Cover Athlete:

Is 1:30pm too early to get high?

Happy pride! Enjoy my silly face

Who fucking cares who fucking cares who fucking cares who fucking cares who fucking cares who fucking cares who fucking cares who fucking cares who fucking cares who fucking cares who fucking cares who fucking cares who fucking cares who fucking cares who fucking cares who fucking cares

Happy pride! I just had a recruiter dead name me on a job interview! And the best part? I never gave them my dead name!!!!

Me: Gawsh why is my self confidence so low? Also me: *listen to songs about being a perpetual loser*

I think about how McDonald's spent nearly a CENTURY telling us that they're cheap and fast and now they're most definitely not cheap and I have to pull up and wait every time I want something that isn't a big mac

Batman vs Superman isn't realistic at all. Not because of superheroes, but because ain't no fucking way a US senator would stop a billionaire from doing ANYTHING.

Every fucking day I wake up and there's some new bullshit news and it makes me want to scream until my head explodes.

I am the foremost authority on early 2000s Madden games.

I think nothing further encapsulates how I don't feel like part of the queer community than when I got misgendered at pride while wearing a pronoun pin

My new Monday morning tradition: applying for jobs while sitting at the park

I've made like $100 or so from twitch streaming over the last year and that's about $100 more than I've made at any job in the last two years.

If you see me listening to The Prince of Egypt soundtrack just know that I'm high as fuuuuuuuuuuck

I'M GETTING MARRIED

If capitalism was a viable economic system the Sega Dreamcast would have been the most successful console of all time.

My first Monster Energy review of 2026! This is damn good and it tastes super sweet for zero sugar. #stephiereviewsmonster #monsterenergy

Son of a bitch I want a cheese steak so bad

Purest joy in the world is going to the movie theater and buying a big ass popcorn and soda

I need to see Project Hail Mary again

Nipples so hard you can see em thru my sports bra this shit ain't nothin to me man

No but for real why does it take a PhD to like transform the transformers toys

Everyone hates me today

I'm so tired of the world I live in

I've had the strangest fucking day i swear WTF

Holy shit. Fernando by Abba is so fucking good

Two major developments today: 1. I've become a regular the Qdoba down the street (henceforth known as "The Big Q') 2. I found out I'm partially colorblind

Back when I was a big shot sales manager I used to be so fucking tacky and post a silly gif for each day of the week

I have an urgent to just explore Seattle like all day

No because how the fuck can I take the government seriously when they did a false flag to justify building a ballroom

Hi who wants to come to my wedding

It's today, today!

I love buying VHS tapes and I love watching movies with my VCR

I feel so out of touch with my life

5 years

I just realized yesterday was my Estrogen anniversary

I think I'm already tired of today

WrestleMania this year felt to me like how people say Christmas feels when you grow up. It stops being special and it's really for the kids. And also Cody Rhodes is there idk what that's about.

Legally a girl 💅💅

I sometimes wonder about the impact I've had on people's lives and what I'm remembered for

The worst part of getting laid off from my last job is that they'll never be able to taste my Oreo cheesecake dip ever again smh

So like what even is the world man? I'm watching Star wars and shit high as fuck.

Talladega Nights The Ballad of Ricky Bobby is actually toxic yaoi

What if a squirrel had wings and X-ray vision

I just post the most unhinged bullshit on my LinkedIn

Unfortunately I feel like I need to have ice cream all the time