Definitely a "Tiny Dancer on repeat in the kitchen" sort of evening.

Oh wow who gives a shit?

#thetraitors #aahrightyeah #priest

Oh

This Christmas, I'd like Rami Malek get fucking hench and make a Danzig biopic.

We talk about F*r*ge getting caught being a massive racist in a "AHA! Gotcha!" manner as if his racist supporters are going to abandon him for being racist. It's why they fucking love him.

Why are all the ADHD help accounts all "break tasks down into manageable steps, get more outdoor time, log your thoughts"? I can't do all that, I just wanted an excuse to be generally shit at life and to be able to get my poorly-laminated ADHD card out when anyone calls me on my bullshit.

Neath night out pawb.

When I was a little boy I thought that my bell end was the tip of a sausage, and that if I pulled my foreskin back too far while weeing the sausage would fall in the toilet. I also thought my buttocks were where poo was stored.

First St. Ffagans and now The Louvre?

So Watkins has fallen victim to a stairwell nonce-bashing that's left him quadraspazzed on a life glug.

Never dreamt I fucked a crocodile.

Retiring to bed to listen to the Killing Thatcher audiobook.

Why doesn't Graham just admit he really wants to suck off trans chicks so we can all get on with our lives?

More like BJ day.

Has Clarkson done his annual post/column yet?

The man has clearly not seen JAV XXL Super Busty - Oh No Me And My Large Breasts Are Lost In Tokyo Subway.

Finally fucking clicked, eh?

Are these bricks tits?

Have a butcher's at a Swansea band's new "single", which is actually a three minute crescendo that repeats the same verse three times. If you like to hear drums that a nine-year-old can play, then this is for you. found.ee/lighthouse2025

Mad episode of one of the best podcasts out there.

What perfect albums came out when you were 16?

Send it home, Wally.

Fuckin loads. King David. David Koresh. Berkowitz. Dave Matthews. Dave Draiman. David Brom. My awful mate Dave. David Fuller. Lots of top Davids, too.