Fell off my chair RIP me Send help

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Sat here in bed listening to the church bells going BONG The fact that I'm in bed at 11pm is a freakin' miracle, man. What is this country doing to me? #henryposting #theheadmasterinengland #TFAHeadmaster

Guess who finally made the Discord that y'all have been bugging me to make. discord.gg/6EPzJvZT #HenryMasterson #TFAHeadmaster #Maccadam #Discord

Kek

Dudes, does this count as touching grass? (Also it's freakin' 86 degrees with no Aircon anywhere.) #TFAHeadmaster #HenryMasterson #TheHeadmasterInEngland #TFAHenryMasterson

Bra I decided to do something stupid and hopped on a jet to England. Why is there no stinky air here!? #TFAHeadmaster #HenryMasterson #TheHeadmasterInEngland #TFAHenryMasterson

Oh yeah I procrastinated on Swindle repaints by making Slipstream repaints. Here's a TFA version of @ionia.bsky.social based on fanart by @fingerteeths.bsky.social

mom said its my turn on the xbox

Why have I got a sudden craving for BBQ? SOMEONE FEED ME! #henryposting

#TFA #TransformersAnimated

YOOOOOOO

My warped fucking brain saw Henry Masterson first and got disappointed when I saw it was actually Galactus.

HHHHNNNNGHHH

TOTAL OWNAGE #maccadam #tfa #transformers #transformersanimated #tfahenry #tfahenrymasterson #henrymasterson #tfaheadmaster

Nerd alert! #TFA #Transformers #Maccadam #TransformersAnimated #HenryMasterson #TFAHenry #TFAHeadmaster

Posting beyblade memes cause I'm definitely not blanking on how to do the social media

Someone tried to give me vegetables. I totes HMed their house.

Generative AI IS facist. Like I dunno what to tell you. It's sole purpose is to limit the power of creatives and activists so that the powers in control can ruin the spread of information. That's...right out of the facist playbook. There is no ethical use of generative AI. There just isn't.

We've included a pack of our season 4 Play Renegade adventures in the TTRPGs for Trans Rights: Ohio Bundle! Lots of good stuff in here! 🙌🏳️‍⚧️

“does anyone else hate wh-“ YES. ME. I DO. I HATE IT MORE THAN YOU DO. ITS MY JOB TO HATE THINGS AND ID APPRECIATE IT YOU STAYED IN YOUR LANE.

F in chat Pulled a muscle in my eye sneezing

Hosed... This is not cool.

直した、満足

oc lore time! Mantis was a prototype brought to life by a shard while in storage, girl-in-a-box/born-sexy-yesterday style. unfortunately the person to find and free her was Henry, who had no qualms making her his minion #transformers #maccadam #tfoc #transformersanimated #tfa #headmaster

I made a self-indulgent feed. bsky.app/profile/did:... Don't forget to tag your stuff of me with tags like #HenryMasterson #TFAHenry #TFAHenryMasterson and #TFAHeadmaster to feature!

Yo, this is a totes genuine heads up from ya boy, the Master Man. I've been seeing a load of fundraising posts about Palestine floating around and also people asking for shares. Be extremely careful with these and always vet if you're gonna give money. There are a lot of scammers going around.

Post your gender in gif form

As a fellow Henry, I don't claim this creep-o.

I was recently watching a freakin' video about food adulteration. But that was OVER A HUNDRED YEARS AGO! Jeeze! Don't let stuff go back in time.

HAH! Kinda puts things in perspective really. I can't stop laughing. #WHYDOYOUSHIPTHESETWO #Ionia #OhIonia #HenryMasterson #TFAHenry #TFAHeadmaster #TransformersAnimated #heightcomparison

Here's the sitch. Chumpdac didn't have to fire me! He could have said; "we don't make war bots, I like your style bro, but let's shimmy in a different direction! How about we use them for emergency services, or something less daggy?" But no! He had to make it ALL about him. Poser! WEH WEH WEH!

Me on my way to ruin your toilet

ok knuckles!!

Actual footage of me about to ruin lives

Can I just say HUBBA HUBBA AWOOGA HONK HONK ETC ETC

War Void's first cards are here! Check out my favorites from this beta group!! #transformers #transformerstcg #transformersanimated #tfa

This should never happen. Someone fix this feral cat! #Maccadam #TFA #HenryMasterson #Headmaster #TFAHeadmaster #TFAHenry #TFAHenryMasterson #Art #Fanart

A Haiku by Henry Masterson Dreary eventide A greasy gaming console whirs betrayed by the lag #henryposting

Henry Masterson merch when? (Minus the Headmaster unit that came with Bulkhead and the Kreo Henry.) I need me a Henry figure already! I need to make him do the Family Guy death pose! #Maccadam #TFA #Transformers #TransformersAnimated #TFAHenry

Freakin' mean, yo!

BOINK Have a Henry again #Watercolour #Watercolours #HenryMasterson #TFA #Transformers #TransformersAnimated #TFAHenry #TFAHeadmaster #TFAHenryMasterson @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social

Sometimes you just gotta do a very quick watercolour of SG Henry... Based on the origs by Derrick #TFA #transformers #transformersanimated #TFAHenry #TFAHeadmaster #TFAHenryMasterson #HenryMasterson #SGHenry #SGHenryMasterson #SGHeadmaster #ShatteredGlass #Watercolour