I learned pops puts hot sauce on his corn on the cob and ma uses tzatziki.

Is Missing Link Ironhide wearing the battle sled on his back like Tom Scioli's TF vs GIJoe Ironhide?

Finally rewatching Might Gaine. Hopefully I finish this time, the soybean episode turned me off the series nearly 7 years ago.

Might not survive finishing this character, I'm treading dangerous ground.

Within the pilot miniseries, Animated Ratchet clearly has baggage from his experiences during the Great Wars, but the rest of the series shows the worst of his trauma comes from dealing with current and former Autobots versus fighting Decepticons.

A cereal commercial seems like a weird place ta encounter cannibalism.

Space Case is fast, faster than a speeding bullet, debatably smarter than one too. Can he put that speed ta good use? Well...

Above average amount of roadkill on the way ta work today.

Brainstorm is notorious for developing some of the Autobots' deadliest tools, weapons, and personal modifications; the vast majority ended up shelved for ethical concerns. A peer of Ironfist, he dreams of working alongside Perceptor and the other minds responsible for Project: Omega.

Broadside needs a vacation from life.

Gears- he's grumpy and probably can't turn his head.

For Macabre, inflicting pain is an artform. If Cybertron will not belong to the Decepticons, then he will leave a wound on this world that the Autobots will never forget.

Crosscut is a dependable if unremarkable sort. He is often mistaken for other bots, something he takes advantage of but doesn't go out of his way to exploit.

Triton is a slippery sort who makes his own luck. Skilled at combat on land and sea, he always has an exit strategy at the ready which can lead him to take unnecessary risks.

The talented engineer Ferak lets his inventions speak for him. He is careful when the spotlight is on himself, for at spark he is a coward.

The Decepticons are harvesting simps for Megatron?

Fang never has the last laugh.

Earthquake misses Cybertron. Tearing up other worlds and asteroids doesn't feel the same. The ones that transform are fun to dismember though.

Tonight is brought to you by Tornado. Sadly, the visible chest hair would not fit on a sticky note.

Studio Series Astrotrain loses the tender from the Siege figure and still ends up with compromised vehicle modes. His robot mode also feels weirdly proportioned, like the upper body and legs were stretched but the arms weren't adjusted ta match.

It just hit me that when Joe is Breaking Out and he says he needs a guiding light, he's about ta run into Thomas and have his life changed forever.

Does an Energon bloodline account for budding? Would G2 universe Mindset be considered a descendant of Nexus Prime if he was born splitting off Onslaught like a starfish?

Age of the Primes Nexus Prime looks like the little brother of Energon Wing Saber, and Wing Saber was like a Star Saber wannabe without the Star Saber budget.

What is the Liege Maximo's true name? The Fallen, the Last Autobot, and possibly the Arisen were assigned names eventually.

Transtech Optimus Prime chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

Masterpiece Style Gen Hot Rod manages ta look both pretty and dull. I'm not into the Optimus Prime from this subseries but a similar cross continuity approach ta accessories would spice things up a bit, maybe an energy bow and a time gun can share space with the Studio Series doodads.

Missing Link Grimlock pulling a similar trick as the Studio Series figure of putting the robot mode elbow just above the beast mode knee joints. The sculpt and paint evoking the stickers on the front of the arms do a good job of hiding the elbow joint when they're straight.

The stock photos of Devastation Bumblebee made him look like parts of his thighs were missing, now I'm noticing how skinny his biceps are.

I watched a squirrel pee on someone's screen door.

RID Steeljaw has a brother named Phantomjaw and a sister named Sharpclaw. The family reunions must get super awkward.

Kingdom Cyclonus should be retooled into this G2 Cybertronian. What kinda head would suit this troop builder?

With how many times the WFC trilogy Bumblebee mold has been used, it's a shame Bug Bite had ta settle for the Cliffjumper body. If one of the new Bumblebee's gets done in white, hope it comes with a spare head ta turn Mercenary Bug Bite into Autobot Rest-Q.

I dreamed I was eating a sandwich struggling ta contain 2 beef patties and 2 breaded chicken breasts between its buns. Could only get through half, I might've made myself sick if I didn't wake up.

John Hasbro please explain how Animated universe Transformers can have Energon bloodlines when the 13 Primes as a group do not exist in this setting

According ta the TFWiki, in 2008 — Many children can expect their Christmas to be ruined when they receive a gift of the Transformers: Energon Ultimate Collection DVD set, released today by Paramount Pictures.

How common is putting hot sauce on your oyster crackers? Is that a regional thing or a generational thing?

Whose idea was it ta give Earthspark Optimus facial hair and who shot it down? I just wanna talk. www.jermainejose.com/transformers...

No man escapes the Mandroids.

Liege Maximo and the Fallen are both villainous demigods and ancestors ta the Decepticons depending on the story. Since the latter debuted in War Within, which was used ta recycle ideas intended for the Marvel Transformers comic, I wonder if both characters were born from the same inspiration.

Imagine when Hashtag first starts streaming as herself instead of posing as a human and strangers assume she's a VTuber being insensitive roleplaying as her botsona.

Passing through a town where the hospital is next ta the cemetery.

Age of the Primes Onslaught is descended from Nexus Prime. Armada Sideways, like Cybertron Sideways, is descended from the Liege Maximo. Still no sign of the Headmaster feature in stock photography but the Mini-Con bits not used for Mirror are trying their hardest ta double as weapons.

This week in video game adjacent news- knife fight between two old fucks at the city Waffle House.

When no one's looking I sprinkle some of the gravy from my mashed potatoes on the green beans so they go down more smoothly.

Age of the Primes Onslaught has dual cannons for his robot mode separate from the cannons for the vehicle mode, he thinks no one will notice 'em if they're sitting between Bruticus' head and backpack. Nice try, genius.

Sorry boss, won't be at work on Friday, last track of Act III drops that day and I might not survive.

If weed is the devil's lettuce, what are the rest of god's angels smoking?

I called in an order at a barbecue place and by the time I got there both types of meat I was interested in were sold out. Is this what Scarlet El Vandimion feels when she's told she can't punch a pig's face in?

"And you know what they say... it's always Tuesday somewhere." "Commander, it's Wednesday."

Rodimus appears in the War for Cybertron handheld video game but he's called Hot Shot due ta Hasbro not having the rights ta the name Hot Rod and wanting the character ta be shown becoming Rodimus as part of a (later) story. Prose stories set in the Aligned continuity proceed ta call him Rodimus...