.....I have a condition.

((Mb))

(Asahi's penis: !)

MY LORD?! Please do not lower your gaze thank you.

I'm hard i mean hello

ngl.link/smuggersage I forget my last one whoops 🌸 for Izumi 🧪 for Achia ☀️ for Asahi 🌙 for Fandaniel ))

Hmph. (Looking unnecessarily full of himself over cooking an egg properly.)

((Finally back to the Boat.....long day of crawling around in Old Rocks))

Well I-- ...of course. I am your hunting dog, Lord Zenos. (He took to a knee, lowering his head.) My life is yours, and you its sole purpose. A huntsman at your side or a loyal hound at your beck and call, I will take whatever position you desire.

I'm honored you've taken notice of me to know how I am, but... ...might I inquire as to your...meaning?

MY LORD PLEASE,

I-- Well, there are certainly many vying for your attention, my l-- ...Zenos. Of course, their devotion pales in comparison to mine, I assure you!

((Sorry I promise I can write him seriously sorry I can do better sorry I sorry sorry))

.......I have a condition

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT I mean I'm not. I don't have that.

It's still on. Don't look at it.

Ough-- (Harder.)

(Hand on hilt of sword.)

WHY IS MY LORD KISSING MY COMMANDER

.....I think I hauve garlean covid may I be excused

(HARD)

.....yes, my lord.

MY LORD I'M SORRY-

... (Takes it with trembling hands)

(Notices Zenos is here) I'm sorry, women.

.......izumi and zenos both cheated on me??? (Delusional)

... (Should I also pretend to faint...)

And your projections could not be more obvious. All the vying in the world wouldn't change the reality. He was talking about me.

Shoo, shoo. My lord needs not two of me. You'll have to excuse yourself, hm?

No, me.

((new pfp from this ehe...))

Collect my pages

I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWED BY MY LORD.

Enough out of all of you.

Please stop changing the ヒ to a ピ.

I am not their boyfriend.

Hm. Awful.

🤨

It's too hot out...

Is he doing the tentacle thing again.

Hmph.

No change from the usual, then?

The freaks are convening. Someone put them back in hell where they belong. I did it last time...

((Fucked up freak when he smells blood in the water))

((He and my Asahi are both shikigami. Their souls were retrieved from super hell in white auracite and put in twin vessels. Fandaniel keeps adjusting his with materials from Eureka Orthos.))

No. Make it work. I don't care how.

can we help you. #ff14 #ffxiv #gpose #izumipose

And /I/ would much rather you be the only one /left/.

My, Hellisandur. If I didn't know better, I'd think you unhappy to see me? But that certainly can't be right, hm?

It's too loud.