look I know a lot of people want to just vote for one person and have an End to Politics As We Know It but you're going to have to be political until you die. I know this too well because intrafandom politicking is part of why my fangs are out 90% of the time

Rhett: "Digesting and disposing of you for a week so you can enjoy a week of non-corporeal existence? Sounds good to me" Micro: "Hey out of curiosity what's the whole... mechanism for this, is it gonna be dignified?" Rhett, scratching the back of his head: "Well... about that..." #Micro #Diapers

fuck it, we ball

#micro #disposal: Not sure if I'm more of a fan of the concept of 'don't worry you'll respawn later' or of the micro intentionally choosing that fate as a temporary vacation from the stresses of just being a person

I know a lot of micros are fine with the idea of me completely yoinking their autonomy but having grown up in a household where my autonomy was largely nonexistent I think I'm irreparably damaged on the 'genuinely willing to remove someone else's autonomy while they're alive' front

tbh if I ran into 100% less furries being twee and cute about holding horrendous political opinions I'd be a lot more of a happier person

Foodplay thoughts for the evening: Little vehicles squeezed/pressed into a massive burger patty or covered up with other ingredients

Middlespace/micro/macro moment of distracting myself with tiny 'toy' cars at a restaurant before/after ordering instead of annoying the parents the whole time

Attempting to work myself out of an acute depressive slump by brainstorming things that would probably be better ROT13'd, lmao, love coping mechanisms

Trying not to let the realization that I’ve got another financial hit turn off my filter for stuff I normally ROT13, lmao

Macros full-touring the tiny folks they eat as a sort of ‘welcome to the other side of the size portal and this is a reminder that we’re in charge’ thing

Talis Elias Oslin: Adopted as the heir apparent to a minor royal family rich from being the prince-mayors of a merchant republic, his adopted grandfather’s name was Elias, Oslin’s the dynasty’s name. “Talis” was picked at random from a name generator on Web 1.0 by dad

Just mage things: Swallowing some alchemists and saying that my digestive tract is gonna do some alchemy of its own

"Keep this up, both of you, and I'm dropping both of you brats in a container of fingerpaint" #JustMacroThreats

This is the kind of niche thing that absolutely nerdsnipes me www.furaffinity.net/view/62708712/

its 2035. the collectable popcorn bucket for the new remake of "Honey I Shrunk The Kids" is 6 feet deep and 8 feet across, full of genetically engineered popcorn kernels the size of beach balls

Micro grabbing onto a broom bristle for dear life as the person holding said broom tries to clean up a (dry) muddy floor

Size-related portals, ROT13: Bar zvtug guvax gurer'f n 'fxvyy vffhr' oruvaq zr jrnevat qvncref haqre zl pybgurf ba gur bgure fvqr bs n fvmr cbegny, ohg: Vg'f infgyl fhcrevbe gb zr yrnivat oruvaq n ynxr bs crr. Be jbefr.

Stepping out of my closet like "Oh, I'm just organizing my Rent Lowering Fetish"

It may seem odd but I actually really love full tour, particularly when it's messy full tour.

Happy N7 day and a good day to figure out what Conrad Verner is up to these days

Sprinkling micros on the neighborhood soccer field before a game starts Haaaaaaaaave fuuuuuuuuuuun <3

trans women have needs "I need to be little" "I need to be a dog" "I need to be inflated and tossed around a sunny pool"

Attempting to negotiate with the completely unaware predator who just ate you with additional food, panicking as you realize that chemical digestion's about to take over, but it's all for nought. It's an unconscious process, the brain thinks if it's in the stomach, it's food.

Unawarely missing the tiny folks and things in my breakfast Because you're too small for me to bother noticing

Having a room in the house with shag carpet that you *intentionally* go to to shrink people down to 'out of sight, out of mind' sizes

gosh so many middles and aaaaaaaaa

Narrowly avoiding ending up in a pred’s mouth and hanging onto their chin for dear life When their SO decides to playfully clean their face with a damp washcloth

Disposal ROT13: Pbaqrafvat pvivyvmngvba vagb n pbzcyrgryl haerpbtavmnoyr zrff gb or vaabpragyl cnffrq vagb zl cnagf ng n yngre zbzrag, naq orpbzr fbzrbar ryfr’f ceboyrz naq rnfvyl zvfgnxra sbe whfg nabgure objry zbirzrag

Alright I'm releasing the unabridged version. You are not by any means obligated to suffer the fate you land on first/can always respin, the only certainty is that you and the little vehicle you're in are Absolutely Doomed wheelofnames.com/ehb-9jc

“NO, WAIT, DON’T EAT M-“ Talion chomps, the opossum making sure to chew that spoonful before swallowing to avoid indigestion. His morning T-injection is on the mind, rather than the little being swimming in his cereal. “Blegh… was that a weevil?” He remarks, swallowing anyway. “Gross…”

look can we just be brutally honest that nobody’s going to enforce social consequences for still playing Fortnite during HP Season or going gah-gah for FNAF instead of pretending we’ll do something about it, because every time I raise those concerns in chats I get slapped for Y U DO DRAMUH

Sure your tank has explosive reactive armor and can nail an enemy vehicle from a mile away but it’s absolutely powerless against a coyote not watching where that Lion Guard-themed velcro sneaker is gonna fall when he steps

”At least I’m gonna be energy!” No there’s a strong likelihood you’re gonna be something casually shed, vore’s tough that way!

I metronome so much between “Tiny friends I must protect” and ”I’m throwing you in the brownie batter next to the nuts and if you think summer’s bad, a preheated oven is gonna be *worse*”

My worldbuilding can be best described as high school Model UN but with millions of nano lives in the balance, maybe there’s at least one or more attempts at a regime change operation Anyway can this end yet, fourth period’s coming up

One sentence horror story: The chat wants to see a thematically relevant picture but it’s got disposable undergarments

Unafraid to admit that this is what’ll happen when a twentysomething with size-appropriate but possibly not age-appropriate footwear choices steps through. Your entire neighborhood has now been flattened under a painted dog’s velcro Paw Patrol sneaker

”Whether your terrarium landscape’s government is an oppressive fascist empire or a politically ambivalent republic is dependent on if the kid who owns your terrarium is obsessed with this world’s version of the Roman Empire or not”

Back to worldbuilding while on the clock while my only working pumps do what they do

Dark ageplay: the ghost mommy in the haunted nursery you are trapped in puts you in an oversized baby walker that has been marked as unsafe by the US Consumer Product Safety Commission

Micro in a stomach that gets surprised by a sudden flood of Pepto

Something something your entire neighborhood being casually crushed under a sneaker during a giant creature’s first step through a size portal

Getting absolutely rained on and I am feeling apologetic for all the micros I’ve let loose bodily fluids onto lol lmao I love the rain, sucks to be small huh

Wetness Indicator TF Fade your friends away!

Coyote Benefactor Problems: Sure the region’s based on Puget Sound, the cities are based on Tacoma and Seattle and outlying areas But the placenames are names I yoinked from the last fantasy book I read, those tiny folks can call it what they want, but MY names for it are Official

Why the hell was there a water bottle in the sewer, and why are there always ones there Why did someone throw a bunch of colored ball pit balls down a drain Why

Bright side to working in sewage: I don’t get easily incapacitated-sick Bad side: I still do get sick it’s just that my insides turn into a waterslide