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Inanimate TF ROT13: Genafsbezvat zvpebf vagb qvncre cevagf cnegvnyyl orpnhfr vg’f shaal, vg’f phgr, naq fbzr bs gurz cebonoyl nfxrq zr jung jnf va zl cnagf. Bu jryy.

Your entire metropolitan area rendered uninhabitable because residents from another world heard about this cool new dog park that looks like it’s a smaller version of where they come from

Making micros disappear is part of the fun, whether it’s underfoot, into my digestive tract, down my pants, or into a situation that no other sentient being should be subjected to in the first place

Yep, brain’s still on ‘micros replacing raisins in Ants On A Log’

Unaware preds trying to keep their ‘no eating micros’ streak going while not bothering to look in their cereal for prey

Full tour but my stomach offers a portal out of the experience Straight into the land of Avalar

I should drink coffee before my early morning snark impulse causes an international incident

Seeing purple peanut butter appear in my fridge before shutting the door and walking away Not today, food that shrinks people

New year's coming up which means new ideas for writing projects that I should follow through on so that they don't fall apart within the first month like an overly dry pie crust

oh hell having another one of those "Maybe terrariums set in an early Atomic Age setting wouldn't be a bad main canon" moments versus "Nah, modern information age maybe"

Seeing purple peanut butter appear in my fridge before shutting the door and walking away Not today, food that shrinks people

Home sweet home, time to play Spyro 3 and get extorted once again by Moneybags

“You can’t shame people into leaving Twitter there has to be a positive incentive” Yeah, not getting picked on anymore

In the mood for worldbuilding posts and thoughts while I both check facilities and hose a bunch of **solids** off of concrete with a firehose

How is it almost 2026 and we’re still going through youtube furry commentators doing the “I have a BIG REVEAL about this creator doing BAD THINGS like PEEING THEIR PANTS” man i’m tired, come back when you find they draw a paycheck from ICE or something

ROT13 Morning Cruelties Toward Micros: Bhgyvar bs n zvpeb fgehttyvat naq gelvat gb trg bhg bs zl qvncre orsber gur varivgnoyr bpphef naq fhqqrayl gurve bhgyvar pna’g or frra nalzber n.n

“Would you love me if I was a worm?” *pops ivermectin* what

ROT13, same: Bu gung’f phgr lbh’er va lbhe guvegvrf naq unir n ubfg bs npuvrirzragf gb lbhe anzr? Jryy qbar jnaanor Bmlznaqvnf, Xvat bs Xvatf Funzr gur bayl jbex lbh’ir tbg gb fubj sbe vg vf orvat qvncre-svyyre sbe n gjraglfbzrguvat encgbe jub qrpvqrq lbh jrer n ybg orggre bss nf cneg bs qvaare.

Had another post queued up but oops I ran out of space, lmao

ROT13: Unaware, digestion, disposal: Xreevyy gur jbyirevar nsgre hanjneryl qbjavat n zvpeb jvgu uvf yhapu, fbzrubj gurl zhfg unir fyvccrq vagb gung qevax naq pyhat gb na vpr phor orsber trggvat fjnyybjrq nyvir (Continued on next post)

Current mix of both my little side and macro side colliding: Micros running for their lives across those foam puzzle pieces from a barefooted creature who is having more than enough fun playing “Stomp the bug” “Look it was YOUR decision to shrink yourselves in my room… I’m just following through”

Yes I swallowed the expensive car that you still haven‘t paid off You can have it back in 24 hours or so

Trapped in a shower? Sure, micro, I feel sorry for you though Dorm showers can be quite the hellish place

Micro who intentionally puts themselves in peril but absolutely refuses to follow through on the logical consequences until they finally catch up no matter how much they beg The inevitability of fully realizing “Tiny go down the hooooooole”

“WWII Training Films that also apply to microfur PSAs”

ROT13 Morning Cruelties Toward Micros: Bhgyvar bs n zvpeb fgehttyvat naq gelvat gb trg bhg bs zl qvncre orsber gur varivgnoyr bpphef naq fhqqrayl gurve bhgyvar pna’g or frra nalzber n.n

Mooooooooom Kiith Gaalsien is occupying my sandbox again and saying they've claimed it for the mighty K'had Sajuuk

Whispering "You just lost the game~" before crushing or swallowing a micro

Mooooooooom Kiith Gaalsien is occupying my sandbox again and saying they've claimed it for the mighty K'had Sajuuk

... okay this would actually be a really interesting idea, looking up from the inside of a washer barrel as someone throws grassy, sweaty clothes in

on one hand playing in the sandbox is fun if you're normal-sized If you're nano-sized, uh, wait, why are the sands dooting www.youtube.com/watch?v=rstb...

Sad/not sad that the Army Men series absolutely bit the dust because that's some good potential micro content there

I think part of my obsession with micros getting bad-ended by the most Household Things Imaginable, unawarely, is partially coping from working in a dangerous and gross profession

If a Jolteon needs a change do you call that a voltage sag

lol people once again going after cubhub for the name Man

-me in the future, being a parent- -kid walks into room- hey mom what’s for dinner? -me, visibly agitated- MINORS DNI, READ MY BIO LOSER. GET BLOCKED -slams bedroom door-

Okay maybe breathing a little bit of sewer miasma while doing maintenance was a bad idea Less hydrochloric acid formation, more VOCs from decaying grease

Daycare thoughts on the braiiiiiiinnn

Watersports pic but it’s a micro surfing on a wave of pee

Frantically looking for “Proshipper” on the MBTI type category next to DNI

Totally wasn’t inspired to throw a large polity of dragons into my setting as ”Pompous with high standards to a fault to the point it almost seems like social eugenics” Honestly between them and the private school that is Roman Empire-brained a lot of those nanos are kinda fucked

Since redactions are in the news again it’s time to bring up an old but retired fav

Hook and loop tbh if you’re me and have thighs the size of Tim Curry’s largest ham

Spyro 1 completed, time to get into Ripto’s Rage today Yep that’s right gang we’re gonna Get Extorted By Moneybags

And now to play the Spyro trilogy while relaxing in my PJs

roses are red the line is green... wait, no now it's blue

tis the season to add micros to egg nog

TIL the difference between "Pushies" and "Fwump" and I will not elaborate further

To be honest it’s increasingly hard for me to feel any sympathy toward a post-section 230 furry expression apocalypse when we’ve only just begun to address the problems of double standards of what is considered ‘acceptable’ versus ‘legally actionable’ artwork