The Miniature Wife ads are hitting my main and I am giggling like the immature child I am

Anyone wanna sit on my lap and tell me all your favorite shark or dinosaur facts while I say things like “Wow, so cool.” and “That‘s crazy, bud.”?

Currently in a dragon mood so please ignore the inconvenient musical cues when I walk by, which will arguably imply You Are In For The Fight Of Your Life

See? It all went well Adi's Utahraptor serum was a total success ! She is now the fully fledged Utahraptor she was always destined to be

Dragon waking up under their comfy, thick dragon-themed fantasy series duvet only to find yet another adventuring party trying to ‘slay’ them Oh well, into the quarter-full lukewarm cup of water and down the toilet they’ll swirl, little bugs

Waking up the next morning to find that another, larger castle playset is now under siege, and the attackers are insisting that the Siege of Little Tikes Castle is their Siege of Adamant Fortress, just without the Grey Wardens

Waking up to find that the plastic castle playset on my bedroom floor has been occupied by hostile bandits and now a scrappy party of equally tiny heroes is gearing up to clear it out

Anyway Don’t be too upset some milquetoast caregiver with room temp IQ takes has you blocked. There is nothing wrong with your brain for acting and presenting as a kid in your curated spaces with your amazing friends who embrace friggin’ whimsy and adventure an a lighthearted headspace. 🖍️ 🧸🍼🌈✨

I wish babyfurs with kid characters and those who present as them, even "in fantasy", a good morning. It is the energy I want around here. It’s the energy I want in the world all the time, frankly. I just wanna be clear, you’re welcome here. I've got all the time in the world for that energy.

Ranger who thinks this arrow will Work This Time, only for it to go unnoticed, not even as a splinter, and will be unceremoniously crushed under the giant’s next footstep

Party healer who shrinks the entire party “There, now I don’t have to worry about you leaving my AoE when I explicitly tell you not to” as they all tumble into a satchel

Guranteed to scare 9 out of 10 babysitters with “There are PEOPLE living on your CARPET in your BEDROOM”

You should never give me weather control power because your entire existence will be “Overcast with farenheit temperatures in the 40s”

Ridge Racer except it’s around different tracks located in different rooms of a giant’s house. and yard

You are a furry that likes programming? Join the furry programing group. Oh but you wear diapers? Yeah there is a babyfur version of that group. Love to cook? Furry cooking group. Oh but you wear diapers? Culinary Bab chat. If there is a furry group, 9/10 there is a babyfur version of said group.

Ridge Racer except it’s around different tracks located in different rooms of a giant’s house. and yard

“So true, Beshte” “Don’t you mean bestie?” My questioner is immediately flattened by a massive hippopotamus. Poa indeed.

I bring a sort of “Your city” aesthetic to the City-Themed Playmat in my bedroom that hundreds of thousands of micros or nanos don’t seem to enjoy for some reason

My current mood is 'pushing that micro-sized train on a trainset that goes all around the house until my parents tell me it's time for a snack or meal or bedtime or a reason to leave the house'

ROT13: ABDL, Impending Vore: Fheryl lbh gubhtug lbh jrer fnirq jura lbhe wrg jnf cyhpxrq bss bs gur sylcncre, ohg raqvat hc va n frn bs nccyrfnhpr nobhg gb or fcbbasrq srq gb Qnqql’f Yvggyr Ncrk Cerqngbe va uvf uvtupunve? Qnza, lbh ernyyl fubhyq errknzvar lbhe cevbef

ROT13: ABDL, Micro, Implied Peril: Ng svefg lbh gubhtug lbh jrer fnsr jura gur NO jbys’f jnvfgonaq jnf chyyrq onpx, fheryl gurve qnqql jbhyq abgvpr lbhe gval sbez evtug ntnvafg uvf purrxf… “Unu.” Lbhe ab-ybatre fnivbe ynhturq. “Phgr. Thrff jr’yy frr gurz ng punatr gvzr, uhu, gvtre?”

ROT13 Micro, Diapers: Ba gur bar unaq vg’f phgr gung zvpeb freinagf jnaan freir zr ohg nyfb lbh arrq gb ernyvmr ubj qvssvphyg vg vf Gur cevagf ba zl qvncref ner ovttre guna lbh. Oyhrl qjnesf lbh. Ebpxl sebz Cnj Cngeby qbrf gbb. Lbh pbhyq evqr fubgtha va bar bs gur pnegbbavfu pnef cevagrq ba zl ohgg

Micros but they’re on a lower level than the servants because Really You expect ants to pick up my clothes I throw on the floor? To make my bed? To cook my food?

Micro-donian Phalanx with bottle cap shields and pikes made from bamboo skewers discarded from a barbecue at a park

funny that it took me getting out of the house to actually bother trying to write part of a project that I've been meaning to advance past I'm Just Worldbuilding Already Goodness Gracious

Well, taking steps into more serious-ish writing subjects with my Terrarium Civilizations series. Here's a short I put out while on vacation, Breakout at Cadrian Mill: www.furaffinity.net/view/64539167/

So you’re telling me the park I pissed a crater into is now having INCREASED property values???

Colored a lil joke pic I made from a post @sy-170.bsky.social made about cheap black market intergalactic translators malfunctioning in funny ways 😆 I would, of course, have a translator that will probably (definitely) get me in trouble #sizesky #art

Astoundingly limited in macro march things that haven’t been seen before but here have my civet being big and ferocious even if they’re stamping over duplo blocks www.furaffinity.net/view/52726479/

They’re called rent lowering stomps because the rent in a destroyed building is $0

slamming a mario and luigi plushie against each other call that super smash brothers

Talis is… a bit of a brat. Uh oh. This won’t end well for anyone By @mrwhiscaz.bsky.social

Talis is… a bit of a brat. Uh oh. This won’t end well for anyone By @mrwhiscaz.bsky.social

🎶OH BY THE WAY I’VE CRACKED THE COOOO-OOOODE🎶

you like that, little nail?

For those asking why my PTO bank is so massive (I should go to cons but that’s a Me Thing I Need To Get Over) Family Guy “Transgender Bathroom” episode came on, family collectively went ewww Yeah I uh Think digging shitty wet wipes out of pumps is a better use of my time

So you say you’re a ‘smol bean?’ Get back in the bowl then, beans are meant to be eaten

“Nobody’s gonna notice if you pee in the pool” does not apply to macros swimming in bodies of water

Hearing "HOW ARE YOU SO SMALL" and responding with a PhD-worthy-dissertation

it's called a 'flat' because that's what it'll be if I accidentally step on it

Sprinkling nanos onto a flipflop before a trip to the beach

Cruel Joke: Replacing Rhett's lactose-free alternative with whole milk Crueler Joke: "Now that I know who did it, YOU get to deal with the aftermath <3"

Civets get a +10 to Charisma when they're in a coffee shop, +20 if they're working in one, giving a playfully "We know :>" smirk to customers

The other April Fools joke is that the shrink ray actually does work, it just shrinks someone in a random location rather than anyone in front of or behind the device

closest I'll get to ape-ril is a lemur because leeeeeeeems

Robin's 'Auntie Kat' - one of his mum's girlfriends - volunteers to babysit him despite never having spent much time alone with the little fox before. A fluffy little kidfur character piece to get back into things, here's Enjoy the Silence (5.1k words)! www.furaffinity.net/view/64515689/

My one and only April Fools joke is that the majority of my cast is willing to accept the porcelain throne as their true lord and savior

Discreetly slipping in references to local geography into my worldbuilding No, the city of Three Rivers conveniently located at the confluence of three rivers is not a reference to Kelso/Longview, don’t pay attention to timber being its main industry

"Voring ABDL furries is ill-advised because you'll get straight up clogged from all the diaper gel" #nocontext