For a Trump-worshipping cult, they sure have a confused relationship with stretching the truth

This should not even be considered by SCOTUS.

This is Stalin reincarnated

The Nobel Prize, in the words of John Lydon, is now a "piss stain".

Let's call people what they are. The supporters of Project 2025 are anarchists. Our government will shut down soon. Support our Democratic Senate in letting this happen. Watch this. @hcrichardson.bsky.social youtu.be/MKfWqPehJeI?...

It’s Maybelline vance! 😆

I predict that Donald Trump will indict Barack Obama. He's working his way up the ladder of his enemies

Top VA officials testified that they don’t know how many doctors and nurses have left. We do. The VA is down 600+ doctors and 1,900+ nurses this year. After years of growth, the number of docs has declined each month since Trump took office. www.propublica.org/article/vete...

I predict this will be thrown out of court immediately because of horribly and utterly baseless "charges"

(Long Thread). How to talk to a conservative about immigration policy. People cross our borders with multiple intents and limited information about the consequences. We have defined statues that define what "illegal" is, and we are free to select the most beneficial definition of that statute.

Question of the day for your MAGA friends: How angry would you be if Joe Biden's FCC caused Sean Hannity to be fired if they made it clear that any Rupert Murdoch-led acquisitions would not be favorably considered unless they did?

Donald Trump was only allowed to graduate military school because they couldn't wait to get rid of him.

Completely on brand

Kimmel destroyed Trump and Carr tonight. This administration is making itself radioactive.

The Democrats need to start the JD Vance opposition story

This is what the science says about Tylenol and autism. www.scientificamerican.com/article/does...

Trump's tariffs are killing America's soybean farmers. youtu.be/1u-J4JrX7qA?...

Boycott alert!

We may have had our last true election at this point. We need an extended national strike.

Aaaaannd Dumbass Don made America look like buffoons again today at the UN.

I'm sure this is just a random coincidence.

Trump's speech at the UN should be widely protested. He's basically giving the middle finger to the rest of the world.

Johnson & Johnson: I'm a Big Pharma fan when you sue Trump over his junk science.

If you've connected with Stephen Miller on Grindr, please check in.

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

Lesson of the day: How we choose to part with our discretionary income is way more powerful than Donald Trump. Keep voting with your wallets! Good job, #BlueSky

#Disney - You are not forgiven

@jimmykimmel.com Invite Brendan Carr to explain himself on your show

Relevant: Chapter 3 of Orwell's "1984". "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face - forever".

Just in case a few of you don't already know. RFK is full of shit on Tylenol and autism. The "apparent" rise in autism is a red herring. It's the growth in our understanding and recognition of cases that are less obvious that has evolved. #ASD

Go California

Thread 1/2. Jimmy Kimmel got punished for observing that MAGA is attempting to pin the Kirk assassination on the left. At about the 3:00 mark in the JD Vance hosted Kirk podcast, he proves that Kimmel was 100% correct. youtu.be/VDRAdDPKZe8?...

Remember: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption and plunder. [Cartoon by Jace Avery]

I predict that Jimmy Kimmel, if he comes back, will publicly invite Brendan Carr to appear as a guest. Do it, Jimmy. #Kimmel #1stAmendment

Next time you talk to a MAGA friend or family member, ask them: "What do you think is Donald Trump's favorite charity?"

When is the next deranged liberal terror cell potluck? I signed up for the baked beans but my slow cooker is on the fritz. Are chips OK? These things are getting so crowded, and I always forget my code name at the door. Anyone else feel like the meetings are getting boring?

Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.

While the distraction and flooding the zone overwhelms us, remember. The FEC does not have a quorum and I believe Trump will not appoint another commissioner. The Projector-in-Chief plans to sabotage next year's midterms. Also, release the Epstein files.

Think about this. Bob Iger's mental calculus must have been that we're all sheep who would ignore the firing of Jimmy Kimmel. Likewise, pinhead Brendan Carr had to run his fucking mouth about what a badass FCC he runs. That's why we say fuck the FCC and fuck Disney.

Stephen Miller is becoming America's Joseph Goebbels.

Donald Trump's age is going to catch up with him in the foreseeable future. At that point, do today's leaders think we will not remember what they've done? Tribunals come to mind.

Everything happening in today's America is best understood through 2 lenses. 1. The behavior of wild primate bands 2. Feudalism and what it calls itself today

Deporting, imprisoning, or silencing a person demands a transparent, judicious, and objective process. And the arbiters of that process should know that they are under scrutiny and could be removed for abusive or unjust decisions.

I want a new Constitutional amendment. Every morning, the President and all elected officials must have this photo taped to their bathroom mirrors.

When you hear someone criticize Jimmy Kimmel as if he "had it coming" or what he said demanded consequences, here are three questions to ask: 1. Can you repeat the offensive comment 2. What specifically in the comment was not protected 3. Should the FCC apply this principle consistently?

Woody had it right youtube.com/watch?v=VwcK...