Bills in the Westin is a fantastic restaurant that give huge portions and unfortunately for a brief moment I forgot it was 90 degrees outside and was immediately put down to death’s door upon stepping outside. #anthrocon

#NSFW: chastity cage A monk’s training requires great endurance, wisdom, and discipline. Meditating in a cage is a classic technique for focusing your qi. Ink comm for @monkwisdom.bsky.social of his cockatiel OC, Jack! #furryart

*think happy thoughts*🔥 Sticker comm for @monkwisdom.bsky.social! #furryart

If you are reading this, then you are queer and like to kiss birds. Pan pride icon for @monkwisdom.bsky.social! #furryart

*burnt out goat noises* New telegram stickers for @monkwisdom.bsky.social! #furryart

Sometimes it just be like that. Telegram stickers for @monkwisdom.bsky.social’s magpie OC, Midas! #furryart

Telegram stickers for @monkwisdom.bsky.social!

Well, well! I would love to build a bit of an audience on here, so let’s do the old reliable: Art raffle! Get an icon like this for free! How to enter: 1) Follow me! 2) Repost this post right here! Random winner will be selected on the 12th of December.

Synth custom design and reference for @monkwisdom.bsky.social! I love getting to sign characters, even when challenged, like here! I never even drew one of these funky bots before.

Aaaand here’s the other two! Was wonderful working with you @generalfang15.bsky.social !!!! You captured Midas so well!

First of two lovely watercolor headshots by @generalfang15.bsky.social!!! It’s a real pleasure working with them, and I believe they’re still offering a great deal on their pieces, go check em out!

I don’t post on this account because I’m off being a gay baby somewhere else (shocking I know) but I will probably use this account to post art from artists that I don’t wanna blast with my nsfw account lol

Haha I’m alive over here but man am I still gay

Come swing by at #Furcationland this weekend! Lots of tails, feetpaws, belts and more! Along with a raccoon dog premade that’s a collaboration with PlushButtons!

Posting a bunch of Midas art because he deserves more attention look at this BIRD

WAIT OH GOD OH FUCK IS IT NATIONAL BIRD DAY I’m a bird I’m a bird I swear

New bible lore where the grinch was gonna go steal shit from the manger Jesus was born in but the 3 magi jumped him outside Bethlehem. They were gonna give Jesus lime powder but they had to use it to get rid of the body

What is it with video game/rpg type anime’s where they show all the cool mechanics of the world and its really neat and cool and then the next season is a political power struggle like stfu I want more video games in my weeb show I’m trying to get away from the politics

Did something happen with the witch doctor from terraria? Why am I suddenly seeing so much smut of a pixel character

He's a Hyena. (thing for the husband)

Y’all ain’t fuckin seen bipolar until you’ve been in a car with me. I’ll be singing my heart out to ABBA and then some motherfucker isn’t going 30 over the speed limit in front of me and I’ll unleash slurs from a dead language that are incomprehensible to the human mind

Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever taken a long piss on the edge of a vacant parking lot on a dark cold night right outside of security camera angles

For the low low price of a bowl of tomato soup I would kill [1] person with no questions asked

The only thing I can hope to get for Christmas is a therapy appointment. Anything else is simply laudanum

Not my white ass watching that “time I got reincarnated as a slime” at the strip club because I was forced to go by my roommates

Keep forgetting to post some old pieces to this account lmao. I really should just spam art on here. Artist for each in alt texts

Man if my sleep paralysis wizard didn’t sound like a little fuckin creep when he spoke and just kept whispering in my mind’s eye I would’ve been casting spells tonight

Shaving with the world’s dullest razor and making cartoon”YEEEEOUCH” noises the whole time

Reminder gamers

One of the few pieces I have of my vulture. I don’t get much of him because he’s a very… situational character. Art by @adlerwartung.bsky.social

Being an avian means you find one of like 10 artists in the fandom that draw beaks well and commissioning them off cooldown

Whoops I forgot that posting art is a thing I do over here. I’ll just pick 4 comms from the old gallery at random, all by various artists.

Wasn’t able to get any new Halloween art this year, but we can always throw back to older pieces. Gotta stick with the pirate costume, although I think Midas definitely wears it better

Manifesting this except it’s fall and I go back inside after 15 minutes because it’s too cold

Self care is rocking back and forth under the hottest possible water in the shower muttering “oh what a wretch I am. Oh what a sorry being. Oh god strike me down”

Just realized I don’t have all my refs posted up here. Here’s the entire cast of critters I have refs for. Probably won’t see much of Katsi and Conrad though, they’re mostly kept on the side.

I don’t have my refs posted here yet (I should fix that) but I’m happy I got all these headshots for my OCs done because they fit nicely in one pic. All of them by @sporkspagel.bsky.social

Main account activated: commencing art spam (pieces all by Alderwarte on twitter!)