I think we all owe an apology to online leftists. I mean, can you even imagine if Kamala had been elected? 2 sides of the same coin, amirite?

I think about this too often. I also wonder if the "baby" aspirin impacts people's perception of risks when I compare it to people's thoughts about statins. Meaning that I wonder if I said, "oh this is just a baby lipitor" I'd get more buy-in from patients.

Hi, your friendly neighborhood pharmacist here. If/when discussing his over-use of aspirin, please refer to the 81mg tablet as "low dose aspirin" and NOT "baby aspirin". Aspirin should not be given to babies or children and calling it "baby aspirin" can cause confusion.

The Marleys were dead to begin with

Once upon a midnight dreary While I pondered weak and weary Over many a quaint and curious Volumes of forgotten lore While I nodded, nearly napping Suddenly there came a rapping As if someone gently tapping Tapping at my chamber door

Yo! This is crazy! Tonight's Lego Star Wars Advent calendar came pre-assembled in the bag! Anyone else see anything like this?!

Hey pharmacy peeps, what do we all think about this? 🤣🤣🤣 🤦 #pharmacy #pharmacist #pharmacytech

I don't care if it rains or freezes As long as I got my plastic jesus Sittin' on the dashboard of my car Comes in colors pink and pleasant Glows in the dark 'cuz it's iridescent Take it with you when you travel far

Thinking about the woman who got her second dose of Shingrix on Wednesday and hope I didn't ruin her Thanksgiving... (Shingrix is a 2 dose series of vaccines against Shingles and most ppl seem to say the 2nd dose is more reactogenic than the first)

This is so sad and pathetic. "I wish I was funny and popular. So Im going to make a robot be funny for me"

Received a rx for a teen for ivermectin 3mg tablet qty 60 "take one tablet by mouth everyday" Me: that's suspicious *Starts to Google prescriber's name, sees I've searched it before* Me: that's even more suspicious 🧵

Has anyone ever heard of using amitriptyline (twice daily as needed) for nausea?!

Hi, your friendly neighborhood pharmacist here. This is your occasional reminder that they aren't called essential oils because they're essential for good health (they're not). They're called essential oils because they are made from the "essence", or scent/aroma of whatever plant they come from.

Hey, I haven't said anything in a while so this is your occasional reminder: Ya wanna know how I know masking and distancing works against respiratory viruses? Because our flu vaccines are now tri-valent (again) instead of quadri-valent

The other day, a guy comes to my counter for help finding an OTC for his grandma. She doesn't know what it's called, but she has 1 more pill. He asks for help finding something I've never heard of (Prevalon) and I can't find anything (drug or supplement) online. 🧵

ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase. The President is building an army to attack his own country.

Hey guys, just got back from France. What should I do with all these jewels?

Is it a dog whistle? Or do you just have tinnitus?

When a nervous kid invites you to hug their emotional support stuffed animal after giving them their flu shot, you know you're making a positive impact in people's lives 😻 #pharmacy

And have you seen the cash price for Paxlovid?!

The only thing I want to know about Tron Ares (before I eventually go see it) is whether or not the MCP ever gets that Chinese Language File

One of life's greatest joys as a dad is listening to your teenage autistic daughter belting out to Huntr/x when she's in the car with you 😻♥️🤩🥺

My #pharmacy pet peeve is when I bring a patient into the vaccine room and THEY MOVE THE CHAIR BEFORE THEY SIT DOWN! Like, I put it right there for a reason. You've just moved it farther away from me, the person that needs to be able to reach your arm at the correct angle and without straining!

Retail/community pharmacy is such a crazy industry. We're expected perfection bc even a single dispensing error could mean the end of someone's life but we get treated like crap from all directions.

Super nervous right now. Have a job interview starting in 8 minutes 😬🤮

I was just explaining this to a coworker last week. Autism has always existed, just under a different label. Changeling Fae touched Village idiot It's been with us for as long as we've been us.

700 CE: my child has been kidnapped by the fae and replaced by a changeling 2025 CE: my child got a vaccine and the light went out of their eyes. Same superstition, different label #autism

If any pharmacists in Utah have any questions, this is the response I got from DOPL when I asked for clarification. So Ive been doing it correctly this weekend, which is a relief 🤣

Curious how y'all interpret this. Is it saying that a pharmacist can give the COVID vaccines under their own NPI (that we all had to get to be able to prescribe Paxlovid) or is it saying to "prescribe" it under the doctor with whom we have a collaborative practice agreement for all other vaccines?

Curious how y'all interpret this. Is it saying that a pharmacist can give the COVID vaccines under their own NPI (that we all had to get to be able to prescribe Paxlovid) or is it saying to "prescribe" it under the doctor with whom we have a collaborative practice agreement for all other vaccines?

Hot take: Bach could headline an EDM festival and it would bring the house down

If Tylenol had a nickel for everytime they had to deal with a PR crisis bc a criminal tampered with their product, they'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice

Oh man. Charlie Kirk missed the rapture by 2 wks

Telogen Effluvium sounds like an EDM festival

fellow Mormons, honest question: How long do you think it's gonna be before they decide (like has been done in the past, let me remind you) that we aren't Christian enough, or the right type of Christian, for their liking. Will you regret yoking yourselves to him then? But then it will be too late

RFK took frasier’s vaccines away! retweet to help frasier!!!

A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr...

I'm getting my #covid #vaccine tomorrow; Saturday morning. No qualifying conditions needed. Thank you @governor.ny.gov for signing that EO! 💉

Keep at it, Doctor.

the hot pharmacist started ranting about him to me today and omg it was iconic

LFG

I like to DP vaccines too maybe a little ménage a trois if it’s on a Friday afternoon and got the weekend to recover.

If your under 65 and don't have a script.. Multiple states are changing their laws to follow a shared board for reccomendations. This includes the east and west coast. Virginia will have it, at least when they get a new gov. Tell all your reps you want the freedom to be vaccinated.

a colleague and i were just chatting how depressing it is to see the pendulum swing back toward quackery and other shades of bs become mainstreamed so much

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