The rain has its own dance to make itself happen; it’s intricate, you know. @imcmillan.bsky.social

Boots as chalk. Sky as board. @imcmillan.bsky.social

Men called Frank are always reincarnated as giraffes. @imcmillan.bsky.social

Not much on TV tonight, Brenda. Let’s have an early night before the mashing scene starts. @imcmillan.bsky.social

The best advice I ever had was ‘Don’t give nicknames to cheese’. @imcmillan.bsky.social

The crocodile yawned, scaring the sleeping truck driver. @imcmillan.bsky.social

He was as happy as a lark’s outhouse. Yes, you guessed it: unhappy. @imcmillan.bsky.social

Onwards!

And this photo was obviously taken before the island’s dentist died.