I need to concoct & carry out an experiment to find out how many dice to a spoon? Is it always the same ratio? If it varies how? Can you ever have more than one spoon to a die? 🤔… Reason is that for some unknown reason, when I first began to understand Spoon Theory, a few years ago, I'd for […]

Odin is whining and howling because mommy let a perfectly good tram come and go without getting on board. I might care about the destination slightly more than he does #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #tram #publictransport

In my office there is the most glorious house centipede. I see them each morning as I’m the first one to get in, and startle them from their nightly creepings when I switch on the lights. I’ve tried to catch them several times, but they are swift, and I don’t know if they would be safer in the […]

[taxes fun] RE: https://mstdn.social/@Bongolian/116030384329840372 I *know* a large portion of US people just got those W2s. Do not type the numbers into TurboTax or HR Block this year. There are free and low cost options on this thread: FREE https://www.freefilefillableforms.com/ LOW COST […]

Have you got 5 minutes for me to tell you about our lord and savior the Fediverse?

Back home. Bought a few to many books. I picked up one book & told myself to stop because, where will they live? … 6 books later 😬. Then I went mental buying beads 😆. Large beads in lieu of waterbeads (bonus, don't go moldy so don't need throwing out every couple / few weeks / months) & small […]

"Dad, Do you hafta? I'm trying to get my beauty sleep, here" Ruby (probably)

Even ants on a log would be delicious now Hugz & xXx

One friend happy, buried under daleks, the other,disappointed that anvils was too heavy to lift. Me, happy with my horror movie DVD from the 1970s, The Legend of Hell House. On the road towards lunch & more antiquing (aka rummaging through old stuff).

On the road, smuggled in the back of a car with a couple of friends. Where we stop, nobody knows 👀.

Tired: Scaredy ghost Wired: Scary ghost

This is me, a #writer doing the self-promotion thing that people in the know tell me, I absolutely MUST do to be a "Real Writer" If you enjoy the #shortstory genre, and especially somewhat dark tragicomic stories, please consider signing up for my weekly email newsletter. In each, there is a […]

I really shouldn't Mastodon & watch a movie. - What was it about? · Well, this weird guy makes dentures for this girl, out of her saliva. - Eww … So, was the film any good? · Erm … okay, I guess, but I've set up 6 lists & added maybe a quarter of the people I follow to them 🤷.

Migo here, migo there. Migo kitchen, migo front room. … Uh oh! Migo bathroom.

I know some young people can be very talented but you'll never convince me that some cis teen painted that entire chapel.

Cybersecurity professionals 🤜🏻🤛🏾 Tech journalists Spontaneously being unemployed en masse by billionaires, landing in the resistance, and yelling about the fascists

Every child should have a migo.

My WiFi love hiding the images from me. I may have to nickname it De Sade.

Well, that nearly knackered my day & weekend. Got message off an aunt asking if my Mam (her sister) was okay as she'd been trying to get in touch via What's app & by phoning for the past week & not getting anywhere. So, my turn. I send a text as I'm busy & no spoons for phoning. A few of hours […]

What's the time Mr Wolf? * shows me his watch * What!? * nods * So… eh 😒 no movie before supper tonight. I'll wave my plans goodbye then. *scribbles note* Dear Lords of Time, Could you please get your Time under control. As it has come to my attention that whenever you let yours out, it always […]

No Yule decoration removal today. Yule decoration removal tomorrow.

@actuallyadhd @autistics My getting up has slipped into the afternoons & I'm not happy about it. Especially as in a few days I'll have to be up before 07:00 to be able to spend the day on an outing with friends. 🫣 Stricter morning routine? - Alarm goes, switch on radio or preselected podcast […]

Moshidon is lying to me. I can has a notification 🙂 … * checks notifications * I can has no new notifications 🫤. Whatev's Moshidon …

From YouTube, about dransitioning from a task / activity to the next if your Autistic & / or ADHD. #actuallyautistic #actuallyadhd https://youtube.com/shorts/fscgUWktYEk?si=fk7WK85ZC2iFdTaF

Wheelie big cheese. No, I do not know why that fell into & then out of my head.

i spend ten+ hours a day thinking about cool anime fights and the matrix. and you think you can face me in psychic combat? come to the astral plane for an ass kicking.

- Moo moo moo. moo moo? - Meh, meh mah meh. - Mooh moo? - Meh. Meh meh meh mah meh meh mah meh meh meh meh. - Moh moo moo moo. Moof!

Skye is having a peaceful sleep with good dreamies. (You know you’re relaxed when the head goes back!😆❤️.) A much better afternoon than yesterday! We’ve not heard any more on head xray results, but since initial readings were very positive and nothing […] [Original post on mastodon.thirring.org]

I interrupted Matilda while she was doing some grooming. #bunny #houserabbit #bunniesofmastodon

I think Odin sincerely believes humans can conjure bacon out of thin air if you stare at them cutely enough #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon

Searching … Random Post, Just Because folder located … Riffling … riffling … … Selected now loading … Post created … Sending to Mastodon … In progress … Post: Moo!

All done for today, just a bit of chilling out while I wait for the bread slices to thaw out for my sandwich in a bit. I need another long night's sleep as I was dozing off as I was reading.

Okay, tasks done & front room de-xmasi-fied. Everything but the tree, will do that once everything else is boxed & bagged up. Still to do: - Dining room - Kitchen - Hallway - Landing - and that one hanging decoration in my room I reckon the tree's got a week or two if I don't crash.

My plans for today are pretty much in the bin. Must be time to rejig my list for today & hope I can still be somewhat productive. Thinking of trying to shift my meal times to fit more with my reality. Breakfast = 🚫 Lunch = Breakfast Tea = Lunch Supper = Tea It's worth a try 🤷.

Good Day Happy Tuesday to ya. I hope you find some bits of happiness today Cheers

Instead of a late, late breakfast I went into "must clear this random mess of papers" all because in needed to check my latest MOT for advisories to fix, now that my brain is back to some form of functional * laughs in, who am I kidding*. Might be able to get them fixed. Okay, where's lunch hiding?

Not in the mood for today but here we go.

Think I may have messed up. Plan for tomorrow (or I suppose more accurately today) was, get up at 07:00. It's now close to 03:15 😱. I am at least in the right place for getting some sleep now.

Okay, who keeps removing the brakes from my timeline? … fess up! It was teatime like 5 minutes ago but according to my phone it's now nearly midnight. Come on! Fess up & I won't rewind your Monday back to the start.

We all have had the wool pulled over our eyes ... We need to remove this wool and rebel Hugz & xXx

Haha ha ha Hugz & xXx "The film, which cost Amazon $40m to buy and $35m to promote, screened in 155 cinemas across the UK and Ireland, taking £32,974 overall, with a site average of £212.80." […]

Good morning sweeties ... 💋 It's tight ass Tuesday... To clench or relax ? This is the question... Giggles Hugz & xXx

...horrifying message without context, thank you

#OpenBeak is the #BirdoftheDay theme, and here is an American Crow, crowing about the great local seefood. #Birds 🪶 #EastCoastKin #Nature #Wildlife

Okay, I am now totally convinced that someone stole my feet & replaced them with blocks of ice. They've been frozen all day & I'm done. Trying to coax my hungry self out of my blankets to slap & zap together some tea. Also on tender hooks because my Mam hasn't phoned. Should probably deal with […]

Well, staying home after all. I guess I rejig my day & get on with things.

Never watch something that turns out to be inspiring just before going to bed a couple of hours later than required for your early start in the morning. I am ready to collapse into sleep but my creative & inspired braincells (specifically those two) are bouncing of the inside of my skull . 😃😈🥳 […]

I'm still on the search for another trans horologist ... Do you know of another besides me ? Please feel free to boost Hugz & xXx

We are excited to share that we are beginning work on a new onboarding experiment for #mastodon: Default Server Recommendations. Our intent for this experiment is to recommend the closest server geographically that is in the correct language during the sign-up flow. We will be running this […]