Body dysmorphia but its just me desperately wishing I had a horn like in MGSV

Bites you really hard and shakes you around

I'm raising out of a basket like a snake to a snake charmer but the snake charmer is playing early 2000s rap

Bring back hoop stick

Team tragedy let’s gooooooo 🤘

Absolutely fucking devastated I got outbid a minute before the end of auction. Now I have to draw my fursona playing it because I will never get the chance 😫

My favorite Carl’s Jr commercial

Me: *Doesn't draw for like a year* Me, suddenly: I'm gonna do artfight and also draw my fursona like David Hassellhoff in 2007 when he was drunk and eating that sandwich on the floor

Artfight is already down lmao

Life imitates art

What is with Hollywood’s fascination with putting Hugh Jackman in a top hat?

Weathered the storm at artscape. The beignet stand made it completely worth it 😩

nidorina goes to the optometrist #jwoy🎨

Why did I just see the horse from Horsin’ Around at a local maker space? lol

Swear to god we shared an elevator with an actual punk band at Furthemore. Thought they were with the furries.

Assigned weeb at RTV

Found a living legend

You don't even gotta put a brother on trial, motherfucker, I'm guilty

The way Gangle and Caine didn’t make the cut lol

Was there a dip in popularity for Thrax from Osmosis Jones during covid? Will his sexy man status ever recover?

🐕 : look at this plush of one of my blorbos 🐀: I’d buy it for you but you’d just cut a hole in it and fuck it

You think Sisyphus gets a little hard pushing his boulder?

I got into my very first twitter account and goddamn I never shut up! I basically only self-posted but it's a perfect little time capsule of my life, thoughts, friends, school, work back then. Anyway, I'm about to have a renaissance. Get ready for me to never shut the fuck up.

Bravely goes to the grocery store and is immediately rewarded by a lost judy hopps in the grass on the way back to the car

funniest option: vox never gets a body and is just moving from ipad to kindle all season

Bumper sticky I'm gettin made for the doggies and the doggy-adjacent :3c

Every time i see this on the front page of @audiocomics.bsky.social I immediately think of this:

Has a panic attack at work and spouse has to bring a panic attack pill wrapped in cheese and wrestle me at the register to eat it

🐕: should I play more Skyrim? 🐀: ummm, Fus-Ro-DUH 🙄

Obsessed with the uploader that posted the official manga translations but wrote (sorry!) on every copyright page

Can’t believe people are sleeping on Jerry. I love a pathetic man 😩 #DateEverything

I think this might be my favorite joke in KOTH

Is it ok to play Dream Daddy on Father's Day?

Our goobers in big t shirts by @suddenlyspindle.bsky.social 🥹 

Can’t stop thinking about her…

Halfway to the weekend. LFG!

Why was Heavier Trip so good??? Came for Babymetal cameo, stayed for 4 middle aged heavy metal blorbos

DAMN YOUR LOVE DAMN YOUR LIES #TreacherSea #oc