Having a two hour time difference between my oldest and dearest friend means I can text her at strange hours of the night and know there’s a damn good chance that she’s still awake. Thank god tonight is one of those nights.

I just woke up from a dream where i was making grilled egg and cheese sandwiches with for my wife. We were cracking silly jokes and laughing like we always would. Waking up was one of those moments when I momentarily forget that she’s dead and I reach over to an empty bed.

It’s Monday, so, you know… carpe meh

If an obit is ever written about me, it should include: He was that precise combination of overthinking and still fucking it all up.

I am so done with winter. It cant be allowed to go on like this.

I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.

Y'all, his AI girlfriend is a feminist and broke up with him

I love that Ilhan Omar looked ready to throw fists with her attacker last night.

$44 for replacement cartridges for a razor. Thank goodness, I only need to shave about once a week.

Well. Now i wont be getting that song out of my head today.

My dog and I have been invited to stay at a friend’s house in the mountains this weekend. We will be snow shoeing. She has requested I bring milk bread so I will be baking bread tomorrow night.

In the 1970s, the whistle was a legitimate musical instrument. youtu.be/LKU39kYAzPY?...

Last night, one of me oldest and dearest friends beat me at online cribbage. In all the decades we’ve played inline and in person, this was the first time she beat me. Of course I am proud of her. Obviously, I am going to be practicing so that this never happens again. 😂

I wonder how many children William Tell had before he perfected his aim?

The sad thing about being right when warning people that we were sliding down a steep road into fascism back in the early 90s and having them tell me I was paranoid just doesn’t inspire any joyful “I told you so” feelings.

Would it be possible for a 22 year old to stop making stupid childish mistakes that affects my bank account for a couple of months?

How do I describe Hamnet? It was basically a different version of Shakespeare in Love but about a different play, better acting, and only about half as insufferable. Overall, 3 stars for being watchable. Relative to Shakespeare In Love, 5 stars.

I hope they finally jettison Stephen Miller from his job. I bet being one the country’s most hated people, responsible for so much death, violence & heartbreak, while paying for your own personal security, has to be expensive. I bet it’s also not as good as the kind offered by the government.

My feet just do not plan to warm up after shoveling snow earlier.

Ok. My driveway is dug out. I need to clean off my car but it can wait. Im sore now.

Imagine if we lived in a society where these a-holes gave a shit about feeling sentient human beings?

The roads probably have a foot of snow on them so naturally I am craving takeout Chinese food.

Speaking of baking bread. I’ve never done sourdough because it feels like having a sourdough starter is like having a pet that you have to remember to feed every day. A dog will remind you when it’s hungry. A sourdough starter would just die.

Before every snow storm, local folks always buy enough bread, milk and eggs to last all winter. It’s comical. Also, I thought everyone learned how to make bread in 2020.

My Instacart shopper is a woman. Thank god! Male shoppers always fuck things up.

Is Whatsapp really all that necessary?

I planned a trip to Spain. I go in March. Now, today, I am told I will be traveling to Spain in September for work. I could have saved on airfare if I had waited.

About two months ago, the remote from my Fire TV Cube vanished. I looked everywhere for it. I ended up having to get a replacement. This morning, I’m on public transportation and going through a pocket in my computer bag. What did I find? I guess that shows you how often I go into that pocket.

Are there Vegas odds on whether or not he actually understands that Greenland and Iceland are different places?

I just heard a song that was popular when I was a little kid. It’s called “The Breakup Song” by the Greg Kinn Band. I’ve heard it on good authority that they just don’t write them like that anymore.

I was visiting a friend's house this weekend and her dog kept jumping on top of me while I was sitting in the couch. She kept apologizing. Come on. Let's be honest. The dog knew what I wanted. :D

It only feels like 8° outside but in reality it’s 17° is not really the uplifting message I needed from my phone this morning.

These Boards of Peace are simply a new versions of Axis Powers, but joined by paying your way into a franchise, making it even more corrupt than the Tripartite Pact. I bet Hitler would be impressed with how much merch is being used by 21st century fascists.

I wish all ICE agents in Minnesota a very slip on the sidewalk and Million Dollar Baby yourself on the curb

History lesson: Adolf Hitler never attained a majority of the popular vote in a free, democratic election. His electoral support grew rapidly during the early 1930s, peaking in July 1932, before declining, only attaining a 37.3% electoral victory in that last fair election held.

It was at that moment I knew, I didn’t want a pickle. - Arlo Guthrie

ICE violently detained a Diné (Navajo) in Arizona earlier thia week. They refused to view his state ID, tribal ID, birth certificate any other document.

We need fewer megachurch fascists and more ministers like Dietrich Bonhoeffer.

They sure stuck it to that 6 month old domestic terrorist.

If you are a faith leader, we need you to come to Minneapolis! Amazing people are organizing this opportunity. You can find out more at MarchMinnesota.org

Non-NDNs: Why don't they leave the reservation is they're living in poverty with no hopes of finding a job? When an NDN leaves the Rez: bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne...

Death threats? Over cookies?

I really don’t think the MAGA guy who sent me a vile “why are do you supporting criminals?” email about my website at 10PM last night expected a 3 and half page response with everything I have wanted to say to these motherfuckers for the last year. [email protected] if you also need an outlet.

I ordered a book online. My son changed the default address to his new apartment so left the box on his front steps for me. A woman watches me, take a box off of a set of steps and return to my car. She had that look like she just witnessed a theft.😆🤣😗

If this were all a simulation, would we be programmed to be allowed to ponder if we were or not? Is the simulation the next phase in religious exploration? Where do our 1's and 0's go when we die?

There are critters who believe, that this group of incompetent, corrupt, & deceitful politicians will actually keep their promise to give a $50k bonus in five years. Has the massive body of lies improved the chances that they’re not lying this time?

The Department of Homeland Security is refusing to release information on 3 detained Oglala Lakota tribal members who are being held at Fort Snelling, a former concentration camp for Native people, unless the tribe enters into an immigration agreement with ICE.

4 Lakota men were kidnapped by ICE in Minneapolis. 3 of them were taken to what used to be a concentration camp for Native people, and the only people talking about it are other Indigenous people. I am angry but mostly numb, I am so used to this at this point. We are always forgotten.