If you think they had a lot of busses for J6, just wait until you see the line of busses they put together to throw the whole administration under.

Amazon, you’re next. Learn more at WeAintBuyingIt.com

If you’re flying this holiday season, know your rights before heading to the airport. 

For 4 or 5 hours a day, it's like we don't even have a cat. Weird #catturday

Gobble Gobble People

Share this wherever you can ✊🏼

Let's start calling Trump "Piggy"

Trump, "Hey, what can I say? This guy bangs my daughter. I don't even get to do that."

Totally not a "Want some candy, little girl?" vibe to it. Mother fuck every person who voted for this creiten. Y'all knew he raped children when you voted for him. AND YOU VOTED FOR HIM. That's what kind of person lives in your mirror.

Never underestimate the power of self. ✌🏼♥️✊🏼

I think this is a brilliant strategy! They're keeping this fat fuck alive with a defibrillator vest that sounds like a battle scene in Star Wars. Pew. Pew. Pew. Put that fucker on the road. Let him do two shows a day.

I’ve only posted one GFM, and it’s my intention never to post another. But this one is close to my heart. I know the family personally and have visited with them countless times. If you can help out, it would be great. If not, I completely understand - but a retweet is free. gofund.me/e44538b52

Hey Jersey realtors? How many Jersey MAGATS actually put their houses on the market today? Asking for prospective home buyers.

Hey people! If you have a fishing charter in or near Venezuelan waters scheduled in the next week or so, you may want to cancel.

Texas is gonna fucking clean up on all the tariffs collected from those billionaires moving out of New York.

Is Jerry Jones wearing Kevlar?

History not only repeats itself, it actually does rhyme

Humans are weird

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There is an old Chinese proverb that says, "When the tree falls, all the monkeys scatter."

Happy Halloween everyone

open.spotify.com/track/7KqE1C... There is nothing new about our problem.

So this Boston Butt was talking shit. Tomorrow, that shoulders fixin to get smoked. Don't nobody tell him.

Somebody needs to tell the Falcons, this ain't their bye week.

ET got jokes

"You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke"

join me and my fellow locke-chinned and wolf-cheeked and stubble-lipped bards to raise a bunch of money for Trans Lifeline while hearing poems too

Keep the faith, People. ✊🏼

Fucking A! ✊🏼

"One full diaper at a time" MAGAT = MORON

Everything Trump Touches Dies

If you're not following @jeremynewberger.bsky.social you should be.

So I thought I'd roast these up at 500°F for 45 minutes. 🧵

Fucking A!

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day

Every man has the right to decide his own destiny Bob open.spotify.com/track/5ApfJD...

This doesn't bode well for Palestinian survival.

I'm really not one to brag, but our son just successfully defended his Masters thesis. Actually, I like bragging.

Orchids almost as beautiful as the woman who grows them.

Are the numbers in yet for Grinder traffic in the area with all those generals? Not judging, just asking.

Are we to believe that thousands of horned up rich guys, with fuck all cash, just stopped fucking children? They moved on to the next hustler. #Releasethefiles Prevent the rape of more children.

Tomorrow at 9AM THE TRUMP SHUTDOWN New sci-fi music video and killer new prog tune. TOMORROW: youtu.be/2nAJ7PFRy3g Created with @hailuoai.bsky.social

That Russia wants Venezuela's oil and is making Trump get it for them?

What is completely unreported is the recruitment and radicalization of undereducated, white incels on Discord and other servers. These sites are rampant with recruiters, essentially talking the mediocre white boys into strapping on suicide vests. These kids see it as the only way to be remembered.

I sure hope the officers gathering on Tuesday remember their oath.

I wonder if firearms will be allowed at this event?