Invert a band: A A

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Good to have as Neighbours.

Name your favorite alien.

From a local restaurant. Should I be hungry or terrified?

Make a band out of two others: The Pixie Explodes

Bon.

WWCMOTDD?

It's always "are you on the spectrum?" and never "thank you for those incredibly specific and honestly fascinating nuclear weaponry development facts, with their accompanying metallurgical, evolutionary and cultural footnotes.”

Legend has it that if you say “Chuck Tingle” three times into a mirror, you’ll be butt-invaded by space raptors.

My Own Private Idaho Potato.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

She’s thinking “silly ape”.

Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kid...🖤😬

Drop something BLACK & WHITE 🖤🤍

What’s your sign?

Happy Day of the Dude to all Dudes, Their Dudenesses, or, er, Duders, or Los Duderinos if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Abide.

Still a beauty.

The new cat tree arrived. No objections so far.

So it appears that the malign feelers of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation’s marketing department have worked their way into confectionery. I present: ‘Monty Bojangles signature choccy scoffy chocolatey truffles’. Time for a cull.

Looks like Pete (hic) Hegseth is gathering the top US military, and heads will roll! After all, it worked out just fine for Stalin.

What’s this? Melanoma Trump starting a children’s charity? www.upi.com/Top_News/US/... So, now Epstein’s gone, they decided to cut out the middleman.

bond girls but they’re also muppets: thread

Product placement.

Next up in glow-in-the-dark fun in the US: radioactive shrimp. abcnews.go.com/US/fda-warns...

Got a new spot for my ‘Wolf Hall’ books. It’s a Hilary Mantel-piece.

www.bbc.com/news/article... I love the line “Environmental groups have criticised the handling of the situation”. They seem to be ignoring the fact that this is A FUCKING NEST FULL OF RADIOACTIVE WASPS.

Sometimes life feels like this. With noodles and kaiju. m.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ9Y...

Wake up, it’s Saturday, make a nice cup of…oh.

To prepare for the coming week, may I recommend a touch of SFA fronted by our very own @gruffrhys.bsky.social ? m.youtube.com/watch?v=GNB3...

So REM are auditioning as Top Gear presenters these days?

A bit of Captain Beefheart, Ry Cooder on guitar, from “Safe as Milk”. Enjoy! m.youtube.com/watch?v=ayUq...

I’d forgotten that the capital of Bahrain is named “Manama”.

Q: How do you make a duck into a soul singer? A: Stick it in the microwave and wait until it’s Bill Withers.

Is this the Only Fans I’ve heard so much about?

I love the fact that today Newsmax started trading publicly, opening the NYSE. Now, let’s look at the indices… Oops.

“Festive.” “Welcome to Holiest Day of The Cult Of Black Horror, Suffering and Death! We’ve got…er…Spam™️Upside Down Pie.” <aside> “Dave, this might be slightly excessive even for us.”

“Psycho chicken, Qu’est-ce c’est? Cluck cluck cluck cluk bwaak cluck cluck cluck cluck bwaak cluck…”

I was mixing some spices using Indian long pepper and then read this: ‘One recipe, from the Kama Sutra, calls for long pepper to be mixed with black pepper, other spices, and honey, with the promise to "utterly devastate your lady”.’ I read the last bit in Matt Berry’s voice.

A happy St. Patrick’s Day to everyone 🇮🇪! Here’s your invitation to slink into a new week courtesy of Lee Morgan: “The Sidewinder” (1964). As always, thanks to @bluenoterecords.bsky.social ! m.youtube.com/watch?v=qJi0...

A beauty from Duxford.

Dear Dudettes and Dudes, Wishing you a very happy Day of the Dude! Enjoy a smoke, a White Russian and go bowling.

When buying popadoms, I always insist on buying the “Terrifying Rabbit” brand.

Something chill for a Monday. What were the skies like when you were young? m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ecd...

Ooo! 1k followers! Don’t you lot have anything better to do? Thanks to you all. I promise that I’m trying to follow as many of you as possible, and thank everyone for your senses of justice, humanity and humour which is much needed these days. Looking forward to seeing you around!

Look, I know people can be very defensive about their soap operas, but this is ridiculous.

@npcollins.bsky.social always good to find a fellow violinist. Nice profile and great snark!

Hello, Marketing? How did this get past you?

I just read that Gabon used to have a dictator named Ali Bongo. Busy man, what with the magic shows and all.