I just realized that THIS is for that UFC fight.

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Time Magazine wrote a relatively good story about me, but the picture may be the Worst of All Time. They "disappeared" my hair. Really weird! I never liked taking pictures from underneath angles, but this is a super bad picture, and deserves to be called out. What are they doing, and why?

When I was a kid my generation all wanted to look like Duran Duran. 35 years later… we all just look like Duran Duran.

If the bad guys keep pushing for a civil war, they’re gonna find out pretty quick that the good guys are here for a revolution.

Holy shit. I think Cliff Booth might be Lee Majors’ Six Million Dollar Man stunt double in The Adventures of Cliff Booth.

Well whattayaknow…

Before we all start dropping loads on our bellies over the silence of the military brass in attendance, we should remind ourselves that we have NO IDEA what happened in private after the cameras were off.

The film business is the only job where you can get away with telling your coworkers that you got together with your DP buddy on the weekend and did 18 holes.

Did everyone just end up folding mid-spine and going back to Twitter? Because I see a lot of Twitter.

Wondering whether we’d just be better off getting nuked on the daily really isn’t the coping mechanism I had hoped for.

Found this at the bottom of the distraction barrel.

Research has shown…

The Statue of Limitations looks exactly like Elvis Costello.

I guess folding to pressure from Nazis is Apple’s thing now. Cancel your subscription. If you even have one. I mean… Apple? Who watches that? Come on.

I just took two Tylenol and suddenly I know how to play the piano.

Remember the good ol’ days when cultists would commit mass suicide? I miss those days.

Big week for everything but those Epstein files that no one has forgotten about.

That dummy had a wife and kids.

Holy Christ in heaven. Now Im dead too.

How ghoulishly weird is this?

The @nytimes.com trolling Trump with Wordle on the day he sued them is hilarious.

If this goes the way I think it’s gonna go, this part is right around the corner. Keep yourself safe, because it’s gonna need to be a lot bigger than a fire this time.

Louder for the people in the expensive seats.

Who wore it better?

He was the best informant. Nobody informed better.

Rats don’t sink together.

9/11 is the Blood Sugar Sex Magic of conspiracy theories. They really started to suck after that.

“You did great Mr. President. No one suspects a thing.”

Trump calls 2pm press conference to announce that he is just fine, nothing’s wrong and he’s in perfect health.

Donald Trump spotted in perfect health at Mar-a-Lago adjacent property.

Don’t get your hopes up. He’s probably just being lazy.

Taylor Swift just got engaged! Why are we talking about the ruthless slaughter of innocents at a moment like this??

So, anyone think rolling the tanks into all these cities is setting up a coup or nah?

Are we not a little concerned that the ‘vagrants’ are the excuse for having troops in place because something is about to happen where DC will actually need troops?

Thanks for catching up.

I hope they at least fucked on their Alaska vacation.

Trump meeting with Putin is the equivalent of Roosevelt meeting with Hitler for a little party at the height of the blitz.

BREAKING: Trump’s practice dong used for Putin summit deep-throat rehearsal to be preserved in Smithsonian.

Baby me on a big ol’ screen at San Diego COMICON with some ol’ X-Men Behind-The-Scenes goodness. #xmen #SDCC