Why just be part of the problem when you can be the whole thing?

It was a week. But it was a beautiful week.

This thing still on?

This thing still on?

Luigi getting caught with a pair of wet undies in his bag is the most on-brand thing ever.

Luigi getting caught with a pair of wet undies in his bag is the most on-brand thing ever.

This era is not going to be anyone’s ’good ol’ days’.

BREAKING: Department of Justice buys 26,000 black markers.

Remember that day that a few years ago when Facebook glitched and all our pages became Memorial pages for a few hours? I feel like there might’ve been something to that.

When I was a kid my generation all wanted to look like Duran Duran. 35 years later… we all just look like Duran Duran.

Holy shit. I think Cliff Booth might be Lee Majors’ Six Million Dollar Man stunt double in The Adventures of Cliff Booth.

The film business is the only job where you can get away with telling your coworkers that you got together with your DP buddy on the weekend and did 18 holes.

Research has shown…

Remember the good ol’ days when cultists would commit mass suicide? I miss those days.

That dummy had a wife and kids.

Holy Christ in heaven. Now Im dead too.

How ghoulishly weird is this?

Louder for the people in the expensive seats.

Who wore it better?

9/11 is the Blood Sugar Sex Magic of conspiracy theories. They really started to suck after that.

“You did great Mr. President. No one suspects a thing.”

Don’t get your hopes up. He’s probably just being lazy.

Taylor Swift just got engaged! Why are we talking about the ruthless slaughter of innocents at a moment like this??

Baby me on a big ol’ screen at San Diego COMICON with some ol’ X-Men Behind-The-Scenes goodness. #xmen #SDCC

Ozzy, Hulk Hogan AND Chuck Mangione? White people havin’ a week.

Ozzy is gone and we are this close to not having a single cool person left on the planet.

Happy 25th Anniversary to X-Men. The experience I had making this movie changed my life in ways I can’t even begin to express. I will forever be indebted to the team of genius misfits that gave the chance to join them on that crazy ride and started my entire career.

Logging back in for a minute because I just found out that my little Crazy Dracula movie is today’s Daily Dracula! : )=

The latest GWAR/Granger Bros collaboration is about to be unleashed upon this undeserving waste of a perfectly good planet! "The Return of Gor-Gor" comic and EP from @z2comics.bsky.social available for pre-order now at www.gwar.net! Get yours before reading is banned!

Hey y'all. Been gone for a while and the mental break has been sensational. I just wanted to pop in to say hello to everyone and see if @markhamillofficial.bsky.social followed me while I was gone.

I gotta deactivate for a while guys. It's all too much. I'll be back eventually.

Wild that the righties are using total conformity and fealty to a game show host as rebellion.

It’s almost like he’s a drunk or something.

Me in the national security group chat.

To change the subject, “The Rifleman” is a great fucking show.

So. Cybertrucks are held together with glue. That tracks.

This right here.

The Black Flag is the symbol of Punk Rock. A white flag means surrender. The Black Flag means fight, defy and resist. It makes a whole lotta sense to me that @charlieangus104.bsky.social is one of us old school punk rockers.

The internet used to be such a simple place.

Fish are growing hands and coming to gently touch your face as you sleep.