"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

This is all happening because people started stanning politicians instead of keeping their crooked, civil servant asses in check like they’re supposed to.

I guess he could have sex with a 13 year old in the middle of 5th Ave and not lose any followers either.

Donald Trump is not fighting the deep state. He is the deep state. He is not exposing the cabal. He is the cabal. He is the propaganda, the cover-up, the shield. And he has never stopped lying about it. He is not releasing the Epstein Files because he is implicated in them. Click to read 👇🏼

A friend of mine mentioned that a coordinated false flag in the Arctic would give the Americans and Russians a ‘reason’ to step across the Canadian border and now I’m signing up for gun lessons.

I guess we know why the Stones cancelled that tour.

“Just tilt your head a little more to the left Mr. Miller. Perfect.” !click!

Barron has the chance to do the funniest thing right now.

Luigi getting caught with a pair of wet undies in his bag is the most on-brand thing ever.

Luigi getting caught with a pair of wet undies in his bag is the most on-brand thing ever.

It’s sad that Americans still think they can vote their way out of this.

Maybe the ‘Sleepy Joe’ thing was a compliment.

This era is not going to be anyone’s ’good ol’ days’.

“Remember me for the bigoted piece of shit I was, not the pedo that’s about to be revealed.”

Trump doesn’t drink. He was stone cold sober when he blew Bubba. Stone. Cold. Sober.

Cum all ye faithful. #BubbaSaulsbury

Does it really matter who he blew? He blew someone and that’s fucking hilarious. (For the record I hope it was the horse.)

Cum all ye faithful. #BubbaSaulsbury

BREAKING: Department of Justice buys 26,000 black markers.

Maximum Transparency’s third album was the best one. The addition of the keyboard player from Quiet Piggy was a bold move.

This aged perfectly.

Trump doesn’t drink. He was stone cold sober when he blew Bubba. Stone. Cold. Sober.

Everyone Trump attacks from now on should just respond with ‘blow me’. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

Putin has a chance to do the funniest thing right now.

Have at it, internet.

Big Beautiful Bill.

Remember that day that a few years ago when Facebook glitched and all our pages became Memorial pages for a few hours? I feel like there might’ve been something to that.

It’s gonna be a savage day on the internet.

So, his emails.

Pharma guy drops like a load of bricks in the Oval Office resulting in the funniest picture I’ve ever seen.

Ronald Reagan’s statement on tariffs.

I just realized that THIS is for that UFC fight.

Welcome, new users. Posts on Bluesky are called skeets.

Time Magazine wrote a relatively good story about me, but the picture may be the Worst of All Time. They "disappeared" my hair. Really weird! I never liked taking pictures from underneath angles, but this is a super bad picture, and deserves to be called out. What are they doing, and why?

When I was a kid my generation all wanted to look like Duran Duran. 35 years later… we all just look like Duran Duran.

If the bad guys keep pushing for a civil war, they’re gonna find out pretty quick that the good guys are here for a revolution.

Holy shit. I think Cliff Booth might be Lee Majors’ Six Million Dollar Man stunt double in The Adventures of Cliff Booth.

Well whattayaknow…

Before we all start dropping loads on our bellies over the silence of the military brass in attendance, we should remind ourselves that we have NO IDEA what happened in private after the cameras were off.