Jimmy Woodward
@byrnedhead.artorias.expert
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death to exposition
almost 3 years ago
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death to exposition
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... Anagrams?? what happened to my brain
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12 days ago
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Publius Quinctilius Varus, where is my yeast extract
14 days ago
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hon hon hon mais oui c'est une pomme du terre
15 days ago
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ikuzo, Sekiro
19 days ago
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Navarre and Ravenna are spiritually acronyms if not literally so
24 days ago
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@anotherhelen.bsky.social
@reckless.bsky.social
I'm a verge subscriber and I'm sympathetic to most of the verge's monetization efforts but the Tether ads can fuck right off
26 days ago
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current mood: SOTN librarian thank you
29 days ago
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reach all goals by pooping
about 1 month ago
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reposted by
Jimmy Woodward
Ogre
about 1 month ago
I beat the final boss of Shadow of the Erdtree at level 1 with no scadutree blessings and so one of my sicko projects is finally over:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AUz...
Now all that's left is to get 9999 points in Deep of Night, and I will finally be free from this prison I've made for myself!!
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death to exposition
about 1 month ago
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I have amended my position. Fromsoft should make a game full of buttrock
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about 1 month ago
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my blood boils
about 1 month ago
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every night before bed I play a different roguelike deckbuilder and I never get good at any of them
about 2 months ago
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l'art politique a l'age atomique
about 2 months ago
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disco bombing
about 2 months ago
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As a teen I saw the opening cutscene of Xenogears and it inoculated me against AI psychosis
about 2 months ago
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Stay cool at all times. Uncool dudes get stomped on 😎
about 2 months ago
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When I retire I will turn into a colossal stone head
about 2 months ago
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might be a tough Monday if I open up with "America's car dealerships are like Britain's grain farmers in the 1850's"
2 months ago
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Video games are the only thing saving me from turning into a crank that goes into comment threads on social media to promote his weird website with a slate of constitutional amendments
2 months ago
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this song came out in 1984
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKRI...
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Computer Age (Push The Button)
YouTube video by Newcleus - Topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKRIH-b8Xcg
2 months ago
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sometimes you climb the same mountain so many times you have to invent a slightly different mountain and climb that
2 months ago
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Okay it's time to do it -
www.twitch.tv/byrnedhead
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2 months ago
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reposted by
Jimmy Woodward
Cloudberry
2 months ago
is this anything
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This is the Sekiro Extended Director's Cut Challenge: - Never open the start menu - Only rest at idols when compelled to fast travel (2 or 3 instances) - Upgrading at idols is permitted (under above restrictions) - HUD disabled - No skipping cutscenes or dialogue coming soon
2 months ago
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Kill all the monsters in the Den of Evil.
2 months ago
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defeating my allergies with spicy noodle
3 months ago
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get the hell outta here, Denton
3 months ago
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war is bad let's play Hotline Miami about it
www.twitch.tv/byrnedhead
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byrnedhead - Twitch
The only time that he's satisfied is when there's a boss to punch
https://www.twitch.tv/byrnedhead
3 months ago
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Roasted vegetables are a gift from nature. and also a gift from the local public utility company that powers my oven with mostly-renewable energy
3 months ago
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I firmly believe that more games should have Multiball. Vampire Crawlers appears to have it so that's fantastic
3 months ago
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I need more opportunities to say "I am the hand that threatens doom"
3 months ago
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The Toyota BZ4X is pronounced "bee-zacks". Please correct anyone who mispronounces it
3 months ago
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Movie theaters will stick around because they're the modern equivalent of Plato's cave or a Mithraic sanctuary where you go into a weird basement dungeon and watch a guy pretend to sacrifice a bull. Netflix on your phone doesn't replace that
4 months ago
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The hexagon is the shape of the future
4 months ago
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Having the sort of morning where the realness of computer files seems shaky. They're just electrical patterns on bits of silicon, what are we even doing here
4 months ago
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I've determined I can play Stellaris in bed on my laptop. I'm sure this won't be a problem
4 months ago
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I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this manner
4 months ago
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If I'm just the right amount of sleep deprived I turn into a cheap sophist
4 months ago
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@maggiek.bsky.social
remembering your time as America's foremost expert on giant panda copulation
www.npr.org/2021/07/09/1...
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Finally Some Good News! China Says Giant Pandas Are No Longer Endangered
The announcement comes five years after the International Union for Conservation of Nature officially removed giant pandas from its endangered list.
https://www.npr.org/2021/07/09/1014593425/china-giant-pandas-endangered-vulnerable-iucn
4 months ago
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Thinking about this guy
4 months ago
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the message of Dark Souls is that when the king is old and decrepit it is morally correct to kill him with a sword
4 months ago
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time travel via frozen burrito
4 months ago
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Up too early and spent 40 minutes thinking about the Monumental
4 months ago
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what did they mean by this
5 months ago
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I've been some places
tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....
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5 months ago
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reality is weirder and more boring than whatever you imagine
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5 months ago
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"IYKYK" is a crime against shibboleths
5 months ago
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Come, tell us of your clockwork god
5 months ago
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