is this anything

This is the Sekiro Extended Director's Cut Challenge: - Never open the start menu - Only rest at idols when compelled to fast travel (2 or 3 instances) - Upgrading at idols is permitted (under above restrictions) - HUD disabled - No skipping cutscenes or dialogue coming soon

Kill all the monsters in the Den of Evil.

defeating my allergies with spicy noodle

get the hell outta here, Denton

war is bad let's play Hotline Miami about it www.twitch.tv/byrnedhead

Roasted vegetables are a gift from nature. and also a gift from the local public utility company that powers my oven with mostly-renewable energy

I firmly believe that more games should have Multiball. Vampire Crawlers appears to have it so that's fantastic

I need more opportunities to say "I am the hand that threatens doom"

The Toyota BZ4X is pronounced "bee-zacks". Please correct anyone who mispronounces it

Movie theaters will stick around because they're the modern equivalent of Plato's cave or a Mithraic sanctuary where you go into a weird basement dungeon and watch a guy pretend to sacrifice a bull. Netflix on your phone doesn't replace that

The hexagon is the shape of the future

Having the sort of morning where the realness of computer files seems shaky. They're just electrical patterns on bits of silicon, what are we even doing here

I've determined I can play Stellaris in bed on my laptop. I'm sure this won't be a problem

I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this manner

If I'm just the right amount of sleep deprived I turn into a cheap sophist

@maggiek.bsky.social remembering your time as America's foremost expert on giant panda copulation www.npr.org/2021/07/09/1...

Thinking about this guy

the message of Dark Souls is that when the king is old and decrepit it is morally correct to kill him with a sword

time travel via frozen burrito

Up too early and spent 40 minutes thinking about the Monumental

what did they mean by this

I've been some places tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....

reality is weirder and more boring than whatever you imagine

"IYKYK" is a crime against shibboleths

Come, tell us of your clockwork god

got so distracted by weird shit happening in Venezuela that I almost forgot I need to do laundry this morning

All the characters in Sekiro are related to each other. Wolf has a big sister and a little brother who are nice and a big brother who is always mean and three dads who are mean or nice at different times.

2022-2025 was the era of AI hype. 2026 will begin the era of AI settling. Reality is weirder and more boring than whatever you imagine

I might start saying "authenticity crisis" a lot more in 2026. it's been sloshing around in my head for a while and I want to see if anyone else starts saying it

The Lions in Winter

Severe Exposure

My experience of the Nightreign DLC so far

beware I hunger

Expedition 33 is the Sunset Boulevard of videogames (complimentary to both)

More fools are coming.

The hexagon is the shape of the future.

I am 14 years old

We're smoking Dutch extreme UV laser mirror. We're smoking that Taiwanese 2 nanometer process.

koi no uroko shirankai??

chaotic neutral at work and lawful evil on Discord

reach all goals by pooping

disco bombing

The Darius series has standards. And this game falls below those standards.

uncool dudes get stomped on

Time keeps on slipping into the fajitas

cry copper and zinc tears, unregenerate lovers of the useless penny

You only get one opportunity to name a place Burger Suplex

Publius Quinctilius Varus, where are my car keys

I want Yoshi's Cookie Flow State Mode so I can fight gus forever