death to exposition

... Anagrams?? what happened to my brain

Publius Quinctilius Varus, where is my yeast extract

hon hon hon mais oui c'est une pomme du terre

ikuzo, Sekiro

Navarre and Ravenna are spiritually acronyms if not literally so

@anotherhelen.bsky.social @reckless.bsky.social I'm a verge subscriber and I'm sympathetic to most of the verge's monetization efforts but the Tether ads can fuck right off

current mood: SOTN librarian thank you

reach all goals by pooping

I beat the final boss of Shadow of the Erdtree at level 1 with no scadutree blessings and so one of my sicko projects is finally over: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AUz... Now all that's left is to get 9999 points in Deep of Night, and I will finally be free from this prison I've made for myself!!

death to exposition

I have amended my position. Fromsoft should make a game full of buttrock

my blood boils

every night before bed I play a different roguelike deckbuilder and I never get good at any of them

l'art politique a l'age atomique

disco bombing

As a teen I saw the opening cutscene of Xenogears and it inoculated me against AI psychosis

Stay cool at all times. Uncool dudes get stomped on 😎

When I retire I will turn into a colossal stone head

might be a tough Monday if I open up with "America's car dealerships are like Britain's grain farmers in the 1850's"

Video games are the only thing saving me from turning into a crank that goes into comment threads on social media to promote his weird website with a slate of constitutional amendments

this song came out in 1984 www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKRI...

sometimes you climb the same mountain so many times you have to invent a slightly different mountain and climb that

Okay it's time to do it - www.twitch.tv/byrnedhead

is this anything

This is the Sekiro Extended Director's Cut Challenge: - Never open the start menu - Only rest at idols when compelled to fast travel (2 or 3 instances) - Upgrading at idols is permitted (under above restrictions) - HUD disabled - No skipping cutscenes or dialogue coming soon

Kill all the monsters in the Den of Evil.

defeating my allergies with spicy noodle

get the hell outta here, Denton

war is bad let's play Hotline Miami about it www.twitch.tv/byrnedhead

Roasted vegetables are a gift from nature. and also a gift from the local public utility company that powers my oven with mostly-renewable energy

I firmly believe that more games should have Multiball. Vampire Crawlers appears to have it so that's fantastic

I need more opportunities to say "I am the hand that threatens doom"

The Toyota BZ4X is pronounced "bee-zacks". Please correct anyone who mispronounces it

Movie theaters will stick around because they're the modern equivalent of Plato's cave or a Mithraic sanctuary where you go into a weird basement dungeon and watch a guy pretend to sacrifice a bull. Netflix on your phone doesn't replace that

The hexagon is the shape of the future

Having the sort of morning where the realness of computer files seems shaky. They're just electrical patterns on bits of silicon, what are we even doing here

I've determined I can play Stellaris in bed on my laptop. I'm sure this won't be a problem

I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this manner

If I'm just the right amount of sleep deprived I turn into a cheap sophist

@maggiek.bsky.social remembering your time as America's foremost expert on giant panda copulation www.npr.org/2021/07/09/1...

Thinking about this guy

the message of Dark Souls is that when the king is old and decrepit it is morally correct to kill him with a sword

time travel via frozen burrito

Up too early and spent 40 minutes thinking about the Monumental

what did they mean by this

I've been some places tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....

reality is weirder and more boring than whatever you imagine

"IYKYK" is a crime against shibboleths

Come, tell us of your clockwork god