HAPPY MONDAY! Weekend recap: I stubbed my toe so bad it bled Then I dropped something heavy on that toe the next day, which was also so bad it bled. Then i threw my back out in a michaels craft store. It was very eventful.

TEAM WORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK! Scaling the inescapable mountains tonight with the wonderful and courageous bugskipper.bsky.social !Will you be our Bingbong? 5pm PST@

Congratulations Spiderlings! You made it half way through this week. I'm proud of you

Whos ready to kick more Zombie butt? Join me tonight at 7pm PST for more 7 days to die!

After meeting with the surgeons, we have decided that it is not the best path forward for loud boy. Putting him through additional stress would be cruel and selfish. We will be spending as much time with our little yapper as we can before it comes time to say goodbye.  1/2

Happy monday yall! I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend! I sure did. Played games with TrashChibi, ate a bunch of sushi and did some arts & crafts. What did you do?

🕷️Spiderlings!🕸️ Here is the upcoming stream schedule for Feb 19th - Mar 3rd feb 19th, 5pm PST Feat. our favorite waterbear, BUGGSKIPPER. we're gonna try to scale a mountain together. Then on the 24th I'm playing the infamous IRON LUNG🫁 I hope to see you all there!

Hold up Its time to take a break and go grab yourself some water.

🕸️Happy Saturday Spiderlings!🕷️ Today we're playing games with Trashchibi at 1pm PST

🕷️SPIDERLINGS🕸️ Dont forget about tomorrows special event at 1pm PST. I'm gonna be hanging out with the legendary TRASHCHIBI playing some LORT. I have no idea whats instore for me. But lets find our together.

ITS NATIONAL CHEDDAR DAY! You all know how much I love cheese Theres no way I'm missing out on the biggest cheese day of the year. Whats your favorite method of cheese delivery?

Stream tonight is being postponed. Sorry guys

🕷️Spiderlings!🕸️ Back at it again with more HYTALE! Because I yearn for the mines 7pm PST

🕷Its Wednesday my dudes.🕸 👉You made it half way through the week!👈 Thats something to be proud of. It wasnt easy, but you did it. Dont give up now, thats what they want you to do. I believe in you👍

🕷️Spiderlings!🕸️ I hope everyone is having a good Tuesday, Tuesday is for crime. Crime FIGHTING as our favorite square, COLE PHELPS in another edition of L.A. NOIRE 7pm PST, you know where to find me ;p

It's National Pizza Day! Today we honor all pizza guys everywhere, thank you for your brave and selfless service to our nation. Baja be thy Blast 🙏

Happy Big Game Day to those who celebrate. I'm just here for the nachos and weird commercials. Whats your favorite game day snack?

🕷️SPIDERLINGS🕸️ One week from today is a very special day! Thats right, its our first collab with the ONE AND ONLY TRASHCHIBI!!! We're gonna be playing LORT at 1pm PST /3 PM CST I'm so excited, this has been a long time coming.

🕷️Spiderlings! 🕸️ Upcoming Stream Schedule for Feb 10th - 17th featuring a SPECIAL Saturday stream with our favorite TRASHCHIBI!!! I'm hyped and hope you will join us

🔎Crime never sleeps, and neither do I🕵️ Playing more L.A. Noire tonight, lets interrogate everyone & anyone then doubt every word they say Thats the Phelps way🚓 7pm PST you know where

♥

Due to family emergency tonights stream is cancled. I am very sorry

ITS NATIONAL TATER TOT DAY!   Today we celebrate our favorite stubby, cylindrical, potato form lovingly named,The Tater Tot Invented in 1953 by the absolutemad man, F. Nephi Grigs, which definitely isnt a fake name.   We consume roughly 3,710,000,000 tatertots per year

Who knew that deleting social media apps off your phone and spending time with your favorite people in person could be so healing 😅 Highly reccommend 😌

Happy Monday little spiderlings! I hope you had a great weekend! Here what mine looked like Fatboy got a tooth pulled I went to a kids birthday party and i ate waaaaay to much sushi. oh, also I saw Iron Lung What did yours look like?

Here is the schedule for the next 2 weeks! Super excited to try something new 😏

Teeth

What a fun drawing stream tonight! Thank you to all who joined. We sent the love over to @sludgefiend.bsky.social who requested to see some art. Here ya go, one of the worst things Ive ever created.

I can't help it. Im addicted to this cozy game.

ANNOUNCEMENT 3.0 DEBUT IN 4 WEEKS!! New Year New Mali. Join me jan 1st at 7PM PST when I'll be showing off my brand new model as we celebrate the start of 2026!

Back again with MORE Teddys Haven!

🌟IM BACK AND I HAVE BIG NEWS🥂 Live in 5 minutes on twitch

COME SEE MY NEW COSTUME !!! TWITCH.TV/MALICANDRE

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! Lets celebrate! Im gonna be going live in lile 20-40mintures.

It weeeeeen.

Live rn come tell me about your day! Twitch.tv/malicandre

Maybe i stream tonight?

Just had to explain to my boss what a Labubu is. This timeline is weird.

LIVE RIGHT NOW!

Somedays you wake up and just cry. And thats okay.

Sometimes, I think about doing an evil playthrough in games. Then I remember that time, in Skyrim, when I turned that kid's parents into sweet rolls, adopted him, then fed him said sweet rolls. Even a little shit like him didn't deserve that. I don't have it in me to keep that mean streak alive.

HELP Need suggestions for items/events to auction for charity. What would YOU bid on? No suggestion too weird or niche. I HAVE NO SHAME WHEN ITS FOR A GOOD CAUSE.

Why do I suddenly crave a Labubu so bad? Theyre so stupid. But crow brain want trinket >:)

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

We don’t deserve cats 🩵

I’m just gonna say it. Transformers would be a lot better if the robots had gay sex all the time.

Fat boy keeps trying to drink my bathwater.

The savage irony of getting an ad on a Vshojo thread for a company that enforces payrol compliance 😂😂😂

Im so unexplainably excited for my new tamagochi thats arriving tomorrow.