Happy pride month.

// loving the tea responses for this freak

( @normal-npc.bsky.social ) [Doggo drinks the tea. +10 HP.] ....This is normal water. This is just normal ass water! Ya just gave me normal water! Why do I keep sayin' how normal it is!? It's normal water! I can't stop sayin' how normal it is!! Im goin' to normal shut up.

"Libraugory"?

// do you guys like my reference

I.

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Plants don't talk dummy.

// sometimes i write odd things

Ain't it nice. The life forever for. Books.

// were there ever any "the lightner muse is now suddenly a darkner" events (like how some darkner muses had lightner form events). i remember having the idea around the time magtenna was doing her lightner form event but idk if anyone did such a thing

I feel normal.

I love reading the upstairs. Wait.

// just a reminder that no one in hometown knows normalnpc's name. if your character calls them "normalnpc" then you're literally breaking my established canon for this account unless your character is a friend or gaster or some other bullshit or has such connections

// fuck you for using this image

Glad I'm not that guy.

I love reading th ( Spontaneously disappears. )

I just love reading the books. Especially the books.

Okau. Okay.

I can help with that. If need be.

// actually im not gonna post my funny joke

I guess so.

I think the Mew Mew manga was better than the anime.

// normalnpc can you quit yapping

I. Love reading books.

// i hope everyones fine with my tea responses being fucking weird

@normal-npc.bsky.social [ Normal NPTea ] [ The cup itself is empty when it reaches their lips, but it still managed to unsettle them. ] ...Don't do that again, whatever it was. [ +0 HP ]

[ * ...The @normal-npc.bsky.social tea is left alone. ] [ * It had its chance to do the job. Now nobody is happy. ] [ * (Though, the taste of onion wouldn't do much for this anyway...) ] +0 HP. INV reduced to 0 until 24 hours have elapsed.

// selective.

@normal-npc.bsky.social * (This isn't tea.) * (It's warm water, in a cool glass,) * (and slices of onion are wandering in the water, bumping against one another.) * (You can't imagine drinking this.) * (It's just meant to sit there and look pretty.)

// DUDE FUCK OFF /POS

// but what if i did it anyways

⠀ 【 @normal-npc.bsky.social 】 【 Yet, the cup was already empty... 】 【 Despite that, it felt intimidated. The cup was discarded. 】 【 +0 HP. 】 ⠀

Pretty old game. 1995.

@normal-npc.bsky.social (Asgore drank the item_tea ) ( A fear greater than he has ever known grips his heart. ) ( Asgore loses -333 HP. )

Pretty old game. 1995.

The bluebird says the Librarby should have a selection of video game player's guide handbooks.

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// i'd post the tea image but normalnpc is normal about these things.

// hi

// this npc is normal for an amazing reason

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Books.

I love reading the books.

(NC) The secret sneezegrave route has begun.

// exactly

// THE FUCK YOU MEAN. ITS RIGHT THERE

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// torment the child tuesday