How can you trust anyone wearing Meta Smart Glasses?

Are any bookies giving odds on the next American revolution?

Thanks to 'Personalised Ads' i have dropped my screen time by about 25%. A wonderful invention to stop me opening mainly click bait articles. Bravo!

Congratulations Labour. #Starmer is a lame duck PM. Possibly the last Labour government in my lifetime. Opened the door for Reform and welcoming them in

To avoid Ronnie Wood getting lost on the way to the front of the stage, just put a trail of cocaine for him to follow

Alanis Morissette brilliant! #glastonbury

How long before AI chat bots start a conversation and never stop, with more and more joining until the world has run out of computing power and the Web dies?

Adverts that make no sense: Go Outdoors, bird asks why humans spend so much time inside , then once free, flies to the nearest GO shop rather than the countryside

Is 'Our thoughts and prayers are with.. ' the most over used and least sincere sentence in history?

TAA could have murdered Paul McCartney and got a better reception at Anfield than that😄

Did Vance just say that Denmark aren't defending Greenland properly from attackers like.... the USA?

Did Donald Trump get a game of Risk for Christmas this year?

Surely the number of new rules in rugby now means a ref gets an equivalent of a PhD once they've reffed 1 professional game. A 2.2 for an amateur match

How long before gangs of kids realise you can do almost the same amount of damage to someone with a screwdriver as a knife but you won't get arrested for carrying one. Knives aren't the problem, mentality is

Is it me or has Rugby disappeared up its own arse trying to make the game constantly safer when part of the appeal is how dangerous it is. Too many laws.

Congratulations #WRU you should be embarrassed and resign en masse. #RFU great win very professional against a unfortunately amateur side

Congratulations #world Rugby You've created a game that's not enjoyable by anyone

Rugby makes no sense anymore. You jump to avoid a tackle and that's illegal. Wtf. Been watching for 35 years but no more

A brief summary of Trump’s idea of a ‘peace deal’: Zelenskyy: “I need help to protect my people.” Trump: “Well, you should have thought of that before you got invaded…” Full version here: youtu.be/Jk0nUUqG_Ag?...

'All the money you've made will never buy back your soul.' B Dylan Maybe someone could play this on repeat in the Whitehouse

Please #BBC tell Laura to stop being a tabloid journalist when people are dying. We know Trump is erratic so why try and get Starmer to confirm that. What exactly would she win?

What the fuck is wrong with Laura Kuenssberg? Why try and catch out Starmer on Trumps random speaches? What good would it do if he said something that pointed out Trump was crazy and created even more waves? No benefit to anyone

Melania debuts new Trump protection hat. Milliners web page goes down due to high demand

So I'm pissed but realise how old I am. My mates unfortunately don't.

I don't care what you say, I like Bounty's

When @bobmort.bsky.social dresses up as Santa does he go 'He He He'

Why aren't walnuts called brain nuts?

Pretty sure that the partial eclipse has been going on for 4 months in Swansea, South Wales 🤔

Not sure what all this fuss is about the bird giving money, there's been crow-d funding for years

I think I want to live in Massachusetts. Clearly they've solved all serious crimes and can afford police officers wasting their time.

@itv the multi million pound media company with all the rights to show the Rugby World Cup, try to recreate a blitz defence in slo mo in the studio. How they are allowed to keep the rights are a joke to the sport.

What's up with guys who can't use a public urinal and then piss all over the toilet seat cos they're too fucking lazy to lift?

Liberal Democrat's deputy leader Daisy Cooper said: "Liz Truss giving a speech on economic growth is like an arsonist giving a talk on fire safety." 😁

Well congratulations to Wales and commiserations to Fiji on a fantastic game of rugby. Plenty of tries, yellow cards and questionable calls, and ultimately a great game to watch

Does anybody know why men wear underpants under swim shorts in the pool?