“where is manon right now?” SJM: “she should be in therapy!” 😂😭

“you are glasses” 🥹 AND FOR CALLIE TO JUST LEAVE?? ew.

Big’s name is John…??? 😐

“you love” WRAP IT UP 😭😭

“kiss me ya big crybaby” PLEASE IM SOBBING 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

not me rooting for Big to get our girl out of Paris 😭😭

If you really want Trump to be held accountable then you MUST vote in the midterm election regardless of what you think about the candidates. Voting Democrat holds the ONLY possibility of ridding your country of the malignant cancer occupying the White House now.

“But I didn’t understand a word he said.” Guess what, that’s the experience of many immigrants when they arrive in a new country, including the United States. You get humbled. Then you work hard and start understanding. We could all use that experience

oh goodbye Colton 😂😂😂😂

i NEED carrie to run off with the Russian, my soul needs it!!

bloomfs!!! i’m heading to montreal at the end of the month with my 4yr old, anything i need to know?? staying 1 night! need activity recs, food recs, and what to expect when crossing the border plsss

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

MY GIRL LOLA 🥹🥹🥹👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

i LOVE when i’m right. i love when people prove me right.

someone get my girl lola young back ASAP

aiden is so fucking dramatic 😒😒😒

“it’s a cardboard baby!”

god i wish i didn’t care that i broke no contact and he left me on read 🥴🫠

STEVE PROPOSING TO MIRANDA 😂😂😂😂

We are in this horrifying situation because: Too many people found politics boring, weren't interested in law enforcement jobs or the military, couldn't be bothered to vote or there were no perfect candidates, and democrats in government refused to believe Republicans would go to these extremes.

OH THANK GOD

CARRIE BETTER SAY YES TO AIDEN RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

i’m puking at the fact that Carrie invited Big up to Aiden‘s cabin🫠🥴

bye porcha 🫠

if they voted donna off i STG

watching sex and the city for the first time and WHAT THE FUCK IS CARRIE THINKING SLEEPING WITH BIG WHEN SHES GOT AIDEN?!?!? BRO IM SO MAD AT HER RN

Watching protestors in Minneapolis throw snowballs at law enforcement to push them back. Minneapolis, I fucking love you.

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21-0!! Go Bills 🦬

7am: my 4 year old just sat straight up from a dead sleep and said “i need to throw away the banana peel i left on your side” (he put it on my nightstand after eating it and i ofc tossed it) 😭😂

oh hi! i’ve missed yall🥹💞

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

hiii!! what is everyone dressing up as for halloween???

he octobered me :/ send song recs

New York is not for sale.

You were dancing through the Lightening Strikes

the way he drove 30 mins to help me move the last bit from my old apt has me crying 🥹💕 like he’s actually so sweet whoever he ends up with is going to be the luckiest girl in the world 🥺

ELIZABETH TAYLOR IS CUNTY AS FUCK

PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO YOUR HANDS YOUR TEAM YOUR VIBE?!?!?

still thinking about her (the bronze evermore dress)

Rested & ready. 😏 #GoBills | #BillsMafia

phone was dead this morning, I charged it and it came on with like four or five text messages on my lock screen. But when I opened my messaging app, I was missing messages from numbers that showed up on my lock screen and it’s been over six hours-they’re still not there??? help?!

a target exclusive vinyl grossssss (yes it’s very pretty but absolutely not buying from them, not sorry blondie)

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

Tuesday will be the first Kimmel episode I've watched in...ever.

I hope people dont rush to resubscribe.

bernardddddd

HAWES

no one talk to me, i’m on the quarterback episode 🥺