i've just been waiting for the recording of this song since he performed it in brooklyn two years ago but it's totally fine and i'm normal about it and i will not abuse this

the christmas goal this year is tacky

instead of doing anything necessary, i went to michael's and shopped for christmas decorations. and now i am happy about candlestick holders that look like bows

it's almost "do you know how long it takes a working man to save $5000?" season

This person took this when they called the race

literally why no one fucks with staten island. cop island votes for the shittiest dude in every fucking election

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history. Now let’s get to work. transition2025.com

my teenage sister who does not live in nyc posted this to her stories and i'm dead

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

people are literally cheering and screaming outside

we are crying real tears in brooklyn rn

the exact opposite reaction of last november happening rn

are we calling it???? ARE WE CALLING IT?!

.....dick chaney

i have begun hexing people. watch your fucking selves.

i'm fighting demons to keep the tree away

me hanging rainbow lights this year

the haunting of hill house deserves a great adaptation! the show is fine! but it's a terrible adaptation! either make a great dykey hill house adaptation or leave shirley jackson alone!!!!!

i'm here

desperately need a pair of earrings that say "GIRL" on one side and "DRAG" on the other side so everyone knows i'm in girl drag when i dress like a girl

we're all finally trying to read wuthering heights, huh

🗣️THAT'S THE NIGHT THAT THE LIGHTS WENT OUT IN GEORGIA🗣️

i'm trying to be so professional but please know i am in my brain's rage room, smashing car windows with a baseball bat and screaming my throat raw.

ocd awareness week? i am very aware of it.

i am about to be!!! so popular with my teenage sister!!!

now i can actually be happy to see shohei ohtani do something cool. i want to see him kill the blue jays

i didn't want a white house visit anyway

watching the game

i need an etsy witch to fix my rotted ass life

not me yelling "THIS IS MY FAVORITE BOOK" when someone put a copy of the prospects down at the register

i screamed "mitch, my friend loves you" at mitch haniger last year at a mariners' game early in the season and i think about it every day because i want to know if he heard and if he knows he's loved.

my cool ocs, gabe and lewis. they play baseball and they are in love. this might sound like the characters in the prospects by kt hoffman but they're not. they're different.

that was a 5+ hour mariners game and it was so crazy

all wagons aside, i really enjoyed emily wilde. i'm just a big fan of "we're both smart but we still take turns with the single brain cell between us" dynamics

book reviews but scoring is entirely based on how many wagons were in the book

what's that? you asked for my book recommendation and you bought a copy of it??? instant admittance into heaven.

category four autism event

there's a street fair outside my apartment that was supposed to not be outside my window today and the music has been shaking my apartment since 11am and basically i'm about to tell tale heart someone

maybe there's something about this new album i'm not understanding

On October 3rd, I’m asking you to register to vote. zohranfornyc.com/register

i found my only monster high dolls and i am actually in danger of developing a new doll fixation

i'm playing my favorite game called i throw everything away!!!! i bought heavy duty trash bags! i am a storm! i am a force to be reckoned with! nothing will survive!

we were very fascinated with the hawk eating breakfast outside my bedroom window this morning

rip aol!!!! kids these days will never understand having to get off the internet so you don't miss calls! my friend sent me an entire jonas brothers' album through aim once and i think about it all the time.

i'm working on a way to categorize all classic country music and it's a beautiful venn diagram

i'm back on the hades 2 grind, thirsting over big women

popping a tylenol before i go to the new york transit museum so all of the autism in my body has a party

the highlights from the work bathroom today