Rafflesia sounds like some stupid bullshit somebody made up to be as absurd as possible. "Ok so there's this parasite." Right "It's a plant parasite like kudzu." Ok "Except it has no leaves at all. Just the vine part." Uhh.... 🧵

The amount of whiplash on this app is starting to make me dizzy. It's like: Post 1: Look at this thing I did I'm so proud of it and happy! Post 2: the most horrible thing in history has just happened Post 3: massive erection Post 4: same 5-6 words copy pasted for 200 characters

I feel like the longer I go without sleep it's like the less oxygen my brain starts getting. First everything becomes hilarious. Eventually my judgement deteriorates until I feel the desire to reply to everything with unhinged shit and I have to go to sleep before that actually happens.

Loyalty to Cheeto Benito is a one way deal. You could be the most gold plated, shit covered nosed, yessiest yes man to ever exist and he won't even be in the room with you when you're told to jump on the sword.

Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com

I hope the freezing rain isn't so bad tomorrow. I don't want to be stuck inside the house all day.

The only appropriate answer to this question: I am feeling a little peculiar. And so I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream to the top of my lungs, "what's going on?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXn...

Batman has a strict no killing rule. A lot of people say "why not just Joker, he's the worst one?" Well if you kill him, someone else becomes the new worst one. The problem is that once you justify one murder, it's easier to justify others. The same holds true for letting murderers escape justice.

I just want to go to Italy and stay there.

If Adam doesn't sing What's Up by 4 Non Blondes in the new #MastersOfTheUniverse movie then what's the point of watching it?

#SonicTheHedgehog x #DCComics part 2 info has been leaked featuring Rouge the Bat as Catwoman. The prophecy has been fulfilled.

#StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy I thought these guys went extinct back in TOS?

Look on the bright side, Green Bay fans. At least it wasn't 28-3 during the Superbowl.

"Gay hockey has turned my husband into a reader," is at once a true statement and a set of words I would not have understood in this order last year at this time.

Poe's Second Law - Parody of extreme views eventually become non parody. Hanlon's Double Sided Razor - An action which can be attributed to malice and stupidity in equal measure.

My #StarTrek headcanon is Quark sold everything he could to establish a bar on #DS9 because he heard of great profits and then after he was set up everyone had to tell him "No no... We said there were Prophets. /Prophets/"

It literally hasn't even been a week of 2026 yet holy fuck

Happy new year, everyone.

Buldak x2 for dinner again tonight.

You can make anything funny by adding a radial blur effect. Proof:

I made another one

RIP Gil Gerard I loved playing the Buck Rogers games based on his show. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Ro... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Ro... Maybe @gog.com could bring these back.

You've seen elf on a shelf, now get ready for

I made a bit of a mess with the powdered sugar but otherwise this fruitcake I baked myself came out delicious. This is the results of my frustrations with those dense bricks they sell wrapped in plastic at the supermarket that they claim is fruitcake. Don't forget to soak in rum.

"You will never believe this game from the Titanfall and Apex Legends developers." (Shows trailer for Can I copy your homework meme but with Overwatch) HOW IS ANY OF THAT UNBELIEVABLE?!

'Clair Obscur: Expedition 33' won 9 awards at #TheGameAwards — the most for any game ever 🎮 • Game of the Year • Best Narrative • Best Game Direction • Best RPG • Best Art Direction • Best Score & Music • Best Performance • Best Debut Indie Game • Best Independent Game

Soulja Boy has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Literally what the fuck

get to know your mutuals! list 10 random things you like ✨ •Cooking •Movies •Epic Music •Flan •Tea •Video Games •Board Games •Books •Cold Weather •Sharks

It's like this except not funny

Please don't be "nice" to me or anyone else on the road. If I'm trying to make a turn, and you're coming the opposite direction. Don't stop in the middle of the road to let me go. All this does is create confusion and endanger pedestrians. If you have the right of way, just go.

lmao rekt #Kirby #KirbyAirRiders #gaming

I don't use Spotify. Instead I do mostly Amazon for music and it's not packaged neatly for sharing but I'm very proud of this part.

I present to you a universe where there are no AI disclosure labels on video games: www.nintendo.com/us/search/#q...

I guess I'll have to wait for Banana Fish Abridged.

The Epic (Fortnite/Unreal Engine) CEO saying this is actually just a declaration that he doesn't think games can be art. #gaming

Blue Rose is currently on BackerKit for all Romantasy fans. If you don't care about the RPG you can still get the ebook fiction collection by itself for $30 which is a pretty good deal. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/g...

•Buy game •Never play it •Remaster comes out •Buy remaster •Never play that, either #gaming

Hey @imwill.bsky.social I did Tiler today Tiler (2025-11-19): Par 🏆 gamebunny.app/tiler Shouldn't this have been a birdie? 😜

Randomly thinking about how the meters in Billy Joel's Piano Man match up perfectly with the HP Lovecraft poem Nemesis www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKKT...

0 points (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) What happened to #19? Some suggestions: 19. Owned and used a Rolodex 19. Ignored someone calling you by identifying their voice on an answering machine 19. Used a coin op payphone 19. Loaded a computer program by cassette tape 19. Watched literally anything on a UHF TV channel

Fuck these stupid ass fucking tariffs FUCK

CrossCode is definitely top tier for this recommendation.

Hello yes I would like to order one high velocity ham sandwich with the odorous onions and nullification mustard please.

Some free† legal advice‡ when filing a defamation lawsuit because someone is accusing you of abuse, you should confess, completely unprompted, on stream, that you punch holes in walls. This is sure to help your case. †you get what you pay for ‡this advice is horrible and should be ignored

Ok I always knew #FIFA was corrupt but like holy shit #WorldCup apnews.com/article/fifa...

I kind of wonder how The Borg would deal with some of the bullshit in #StarTrek TOS. Like, in Who Mourns for Adonais?Apollo literally just reaches out a giant hand into space, grabs and crushes the enterprise and disables all their technology.

Jean Valjean disappearing into the hedge like Homer Simpson

For GOTY nominations I'm expecting: DK Bananza, Clair Obscur, HK Silksong, Silent Hill f, Death Stranding 2, and Ghost of Yotei. I predict Clair Obscur wins and also wins best Musical Score.

My thoughts exactly