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More new sizes on some classic lifecast models! mailchi.mp/exotic-eroti... Bartlebee now has 4 new sizes, with the original lifecast becoming Medium. The original Motown lifecast is now the Large, and we've added a Medium, Small and Mini! Come grab one in your perfect size today!

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Due to the recent accident at the Louisville UPS hub, UPS packages may be delayed or re-routed. Please choose your shipping option accordingly. If you have an open order with us and would like to change your shipping, please contact us via the contact form on our website.

Happy Halloween! We've added Vindicta to Spooky Nookie for today only! Save 15% on this undead warrior and other direful dildos! www.exotic-erotics.com

Meet Vindicta! Our newest Exotic Horrors design, Vindicta is an undead warrior that just wants to share a moment of passion with you! Vindicta's overactive cellular regeneration means that he's got plenty of energy to make it a memorable experience! mailchi.mp/exotic-eroti...

Prick or Treat! Spooky Nookie continues until Halloween! Save 15% OFF base price and have a dreadfully good time with these creepy cocks! ‪ t.ly/5qOaR Grab an ee micros pack for just $8.00! t.ly/G67wG

A whole bunch of you grabbed a Voz on release day! We just shipped the last of those orders today. If you've currently got an open Voz order with us (10/22/25), it'll be shipped out by the end of the week. If you've grabbed one, be sure to let @angrybarks.club know how you're enjoying it!

UPS Services are back up, now with lower rates! Check out these example rates for shipping a Motown to Phoenix, AZ. We've also removed the UPS 3 Day Select option. In practice, UPS Ground is usually the same speed or faster, and UPS 2nd Day Air is often less than $2 more.

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Spooky Nookie is back! Save 15% Off base price on these dongs most dire. Sale lasts through Halloween! t.ly/5qOaR

Meet Voz! With #locktober underway and #nonutnovember right after, @angrybarks.club isn't going to need his dick anytime soon, so he wants you to take it! Our first combo lifecast and 3D sculpt combines a physical lifecast with 3D sculpted touch-ups for unparalleled accuracy.

On Friday, get ready to HOWL! With #locktober underway and #nonutnovember right after, @angrybarks.club isn't going to need his dick anytime soon, so he wants you to take it! Our first combo lifecast and 3D sculpt combines a physical lifecast with 3D sculpted touch-ups for unparalleled accuracy.

It's the last weekend for Sprung Cleaning savings! Our deals are fully bloomed at 35% Off already low base prices. t.ly/Ilhu5v Come check out our remaining pre-made stock before it's gone. Sale ends Sunday 11:59pm EST.

With 2 weeks of summer left, we've hit another sales goal & our Sprung Cleaning discounts are increasing again! Shop now and save 35% Off all pre-made items in the Sprung Cleaning category! t.ly/Ilhu5v Come get Sprung before the Fall!

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🐋 The Orca by @exotic-erotics.bsky.social — progressive & beginner-friendly, designed for easy exploration. Its natural curve shines in frontal, almost horizontal use, delivering smooth & controlled sensations. www.big-good-dildos.com/en/test/orca...

We hit another sales goal today, so our Sprung Cleaning discounts are increasing! Shop now and save 25% Off everything in the Sprung Cleaning category! t.ly/Ilhu5

Happy Friday! This weekend is the last chance to visit the Isle of Misfit Sex Toys & make a funky new friend for 1/2 Off! Have a refreshing summer treat with our Seedless Watermelon specialty color. Save 15% off these toys with shimmery red shafts & marbled pearly green bases! t.ly/Pz08M

You've adopted 2/3rds of our castaway cocks from the Isle of Misfit Sex Toys, eliminating two whole pages of listings! Elephant has lost his volleyball buddies, but he hopes that he and the remaining sidelined schlongs find a loving home this week! 50% Off 'til 8-03-25 mailchi.mp/exotic-eroti...

Come meet some lonely hearts on the ISLE OF MISFIT SEX TOYS. Find your match and take them home for HALF OFF regular price. mailchi.mp/exotic-eroti... Island life not calling to you? Then cool down with our refreshing limited time color, SEEDLESS WATERMELON, and save 15%!

Our hot wet summer continues, and as the humidity rises, so do our discounts! Save 20% on everything in our Sprung Cleaning category! t.ly/Ilhu5

Two of our most popular lifecasts now have even more sizes! Silver & Murray now have options from Mini to XL! Just select your choice from the new Size dropdown menu on the product page. t.ly/of8Zj

We're steeped in summer vibes, but the temperature isn't the only thing that's rising! We've hit another sales goal and items in our Sprung Cleaning category are now 15% OFF! t.ly/Ilhu5

Sprung Cleaning continues! Our savings have bloomed to 10% OFF pre-made items, but come back all summer long! The more we sell, the deeper the discounts get! t.ly/Ilhu5

Sprung Cleaning is back! Save 5% OFF pre-made items now, but come back all summer long! The more we sell, the deeper the discounts get! t.ly/Ilhu5

Sprung Cleaning is back! Save 5% OFF pre-made items now, but come back all summer long! The more we sell, the deeper the discounts get! mailchi.mp/exotic-eroti...

Big Good Dildos interviewed us for an article, available now! t.ly/XpAYk They asked some great questions, and were very communicative throughout the process. Check them out, and find a discount code at the end of the article!

Just 6 hours left to find a dance partner and party through the night! Save 20% on Hundreds of pre-made items in our Spring Fling sale! t.ly/Ca5En

Tomorrow's the last day of Spring Fling! Put your hands in the air and grab something colorful from our selection of hundreds of pre-made toys, all for 20% off regular price!

It's the last week of our Spring Fling, and we've added 5 more Jacksons to the sale. Get them quick, the ones we originally listed were gone by day 2! 20% OFF our already low prices on hundreds of pre-made toys! t.ly/Ca5En

Did you miss out on April Fools? Find some extra silly stock for 20% off in our Spring Fling category!

It's the last day of April! Don't be foolish, come check out our selection of limited edition toys, including the new Sillycone Slappers, or an old favorite like the Pineapple, available in 3 sizes! t.ly/fc8h9

Just one more week to get our April Fools items!

The weather's warming up and festival season is here! Choose a dance partner from our hundreds of pre-made toys and get your groove on, all for 20% Off! mailchi.mp/exotic-eroti... Starts today, ends May 16th, 2025! t.ly/Ca5En Orders including only Spring Fling items will ship next business day.

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Yee haw, my @exotic-erotics.bsky.social customs just came in! Unboxing going up on Manyvids!

April 1st may be in the rearview, but our April Fools toys are available all month long! Come check out the new Sillycone Slappers or any of our older designs, like the wiggly wobbly Corn, or the Do-Nut Doughnut Stroker! t.ly/fc8h9

I hope Cody wasn't trying to get dry! He and his brand new buds have landed in the Miocene, when the annual rainfall was nearly 9 feet! Maybe Pharaoh the Terror Bird Phorusrhacos longissimus, 20-13 MYA can keep him warm! Meet Pharaoh and finish the story! mailchi.mp/exotic-eroti...

Sillycone Slappers are sturdy, not sticky! Fling, smack, snap and launch these to your heart's content, knowing that a quick rinse will have them ready for more fun! And since they pack a wallop, you can even use them for some light impact play in the bedroom! mailchi.mp/exotic-eroti...

That last jump wasn't very far, still in North America, still in the Cretaceous, but things sure are different! Meet Archie the Ancient Sea Turtle Archelon ischyros, 75 MYA mailchi.mp/exotic-eroti... Come skinny-dipping with Archie today!

Cody's definitely confused about when he is, but we're not going to hold that against him when he's making friends with Albert the Styracosaurus Styracosaurus albertensis, 83.5 MYA mailchi.mp/exotic-eroti... Experience primeval pleasure with this extra horny dino!

Happy St. Patricks Day! We've remembered to wear our green, even if it's not quite Kelly! Get a toy in Jade Dream and Save 15% OFF! Includes our newest releases, Armie the Giant Millipede and Koolas the Giant Salamander! www.exotic-erotics.com

New plug in da house😍 Soooo pretty😍 @exotic-erotics.bsky.social

Wait, does Cody think he's in the future? I'm beginning to doubt that he's actually "good at time travel," because that's Koolas the Giant Salamander Koolasuchus cleelandi, 120 MYA mailchi.mp/exotic-eroti... Available now in standard colors and the limited edition Jade Dream!

Check out our new limited time specialty color, JADE DREAM. mailchi.mp/exotic-eroti... A pale translucent green and white marble inspired by nephrite jade and the return of spring, save 15% OFF for a whole week! Starts midnight on the 13th of March!

It looks like Cody's magic box has brought him to the Carboniferous period, and face to carapace with Armie the Giant Millipede Arthropleura armata, 315 MYA Armie may look creepy and crawly, but somebody with that many arms is sure to give a great *full body* massage! mailchi.mp/exotic-eroti...