The Lillibrarian 2 days ago
The giant fur-cloaked demigod sneers at the speck by his feet. "You're a fool to approach me, little thing. I've moved mountains and carved valleys. Speak. Now."
The absolutely terrified bard finally musters his words. "I-I just..! I think you're very handsome, sir!"
The demigod pauses. "...Go on."