"Dead Wife Detective Simulator" (Mercy (2026)) - Episode 596 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"The Mandalorian Versus Groglet" (The Mandalorian and Grogu" - Episode 594 (and a hundred other episodes prior to the official poster being released) @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Echuca Moama Trail" (Australian alternative to The Oregon Trail) - Episode 593 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Bullet Plane" (Fight or Flight) - Episode 592 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"The Big Canter" (Imagined third 2025 walking-speed-based Stephen King movie) - Episode 591 Based on the cocaine era short story "The Haunted Horse." @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

And another

"Get Matt Smith!" (Caught Stealing) - Episode 590 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Robert De Niro is Two Blokes" (The Alto Knights) - Episode 587 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Red Hot Avatar" (Avatar: Fire and Ash) - Episode 585 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

A lull in posters = an increase in how many impossibly niche shirts are in the shop! Promote the Reevenaissance with this tee/flag/pet bed and help keep the lights on. Currently cheap here www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/CA... and here www.teepublic.com/user/weekly-... @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social

"Top Gun With Cars" (F1: The Movie) - Episode 581 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod #F1movie #F1TheMovie

"John Krasinski's a Librarian" (Fountain of Youth) - Episode 581 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Me and John Cena are the President and Prime Minister (We've Got to Do Action Flip)" (Heads of State) - Episode 581 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Big Batman's Big Last Adventure" (The Dark Knight Rises) - Episode 580 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"28 Dongs Later" (28 Years Later) - Episode 580 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"John Chick" (Ballerina (2025)) - Episode 578 aka BALLARINA-ETTE! @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Ripped Van Wrinkle" (Jason Bourne) - CoG Jason Bourne @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"IT: Terrible Town Terrible Clown" (IT: Welcome to Derry) - Episode 576 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Big Dick (Ironic)" (James' Gladiator Trading Card) - Commentary The Running Man You need a bigsandwich.co membership! @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Mister Autistic (The AccounTWOnt Origins)" (The Accountant) - Episode 574 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

'Thunderbolts'? More like 'Avengers: Let's Hug and Cry and Win the Day'. More like 'Avengers: Fuck Depression'. More like 'Sad-vengers'. I'm workshopping the best options for @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social and @wpposters.bsky.social. You can have these for free, too. No credit necessary.

"Slow Squid Game" (The Long Walk) - Episode 574 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Grow Up Private Ryan!" (Saving Private Ryan) CoG The Bourne Identity @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"I've Cloned Myself Boys" (Living With Yourself) - Episode 571 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Only God Let Us Chop Your Hands Off" (Only God Forgives) - Episode 571 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

“The Dads of Us” is back! ... and James is wrong... they cannot improve on the game because it is flawless. I will die on this hill. @TheWeeklyPlanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Tom Boy" (imagined Jason Statham joint) - Episode 568 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod #HolyShitThatsTomBoy

"Moustache Villain" (The Gray Man) - Episode 566 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Adjacent Bourne" (The Bourne Legacy) - Episode 567 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Panadol Rapid the Man" (Novocaine) - Episode 566 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Kathlock" (Matlock (2024)) - Episode 565 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Mind Snake: Watch Out for the Mind Snake" (Chaos Walking) - Episode 564 (originally Episode 362) The classic! @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Dude Planet (But Now There's a Girl There)" (Chaos Walking) - Episode 564 The *other* twist. @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"IN’FRNT’FRATRY?" (Chaos Walking) - Episode 564 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

A James Bond throwback to when James & Maso kept changing the name of No Time To Die. I wonder what will be next?

"Weird Family Lunch" (Speak No Evil) - Episode 563 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"The Accountwont" (The Accountant 2) - Episode 561 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"The Lord of the Rings: Sunk Cost Fallacy" (The Rings of Power) - Episode 562 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Avengers: Consequences" (Captain America: Civil War) - CoG Captain America: Civil War @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Vietnam With Robots" (The Creator) - Episode 561 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Jurassic World: We're Trying This Again" (Jurassic World: Rebirth) - Episode 561 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Axevengers" (Imagined Original Rob Liefeld Property) - Episode 561 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

Just wanna say thanks for following me over here. Continuing to post on the heil h*tler site feels more untenable every day.

"Cell Phone Murder Dinner" (Drop) - Episode 559 From the producers of MTHREEGAN! @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"What if Zachary Levi Taught a Boy Not to Have Autism" (The Unbreakable Boy) - Episode 559 Zachary Levi nooooooo! @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Skintight and Not Googly at All" (Superman (2025)) - Episode 560 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Jack Quaid Can't Feel Pain and Has to Rescue His Girlfriend" (Novocaine) - Episode 559 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"SPUMM Heaven" - Episode 560 The clouds are yellow... @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod

"Two Cousins Road Trip" (A Real Pain) - Episode 559 @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social #weeklyplanetpod