Why couldnt i have a rageless light period why the fuck was i cursed with the incredibly horny insanely pissed heavy flow

Probably not the most in character for Sam but Gooner Sam HC is funny to imagine . Imagine Sam used to periodically touch himself throughout his day and all of a sudden the visitor shows up and he has children and people in his house 24/7 I would imagine his blood pressure would rise

I had to turn off autocorrect because it kept going rouge, so there might be mistakes in this 😔 anyways iuh morton egg posting #freakoutside

Morton and Aster explore each others body for ‘research purposes’ and end up tboy scissoring send tweet #freakoutside

I actually cannot picture #ivormcsm as a child, like, sure a slightly younger version of himself but whenever i try to picture child him its just old man ivor in a propeller hat

Idk if it has an actual tag, so I’m just gonna call it #minecraftsexmode LMFAO

Hey so apparently I played mcsm season one and got heavily hyperfixated on it? Prepare to see some weird shit involving this guy (actual fucking blocks 😭)

#freakoutside Now where did you learn that word man you never had thoughts before

Bitch I just purchased two(2) stupid fucking shirts of two very specific robots, trust I WILL be updating once they arrive

My surgery keeps moving up dates. Do they want to remove my fucking teeth or not??

Thinking about Morton stridulating around Sam and Sam having to move a pillow over his lap because he’s a weird freak… Imagine being turned on by that. Your boyfriend/roommate looks at you and saws his legs together to make a funny sound and suddenly you’re hard as a rock #freakoutside

theres some sort of tragedy in the ending they gain, no matter the outcome, and i think thats my favorite part of Look Outside's story telling. #LookOutside #LookOutsideGame #arcturusart

Gngh I’m trying to start writing again and the only thing I can get myself to do is Morton tearing a corpse apart and accidentally eating too much and making his belly bulge a little. Is that weird. Idk but I’m gonna make him and Sam FUCK after he eats the body 💯💯 #freakoutside

I might be the only one who ships Arcade and ED-E… might have to produce content for myself but I am NOT gonna like it……

The remark doc Mitchell makes if you make charisma one of your high stats in #FalloutNewVegas is so funny, like the couriers probably in agony, confused, enraged, and scared, and doc Mitchell’s just well. At least you’re still sexy 🤷

Keep it up lol

I trained my weenier dog to do so many fucking tricks, playing dead among them. NOW whenever he doesn’t want to do another trick (spin, sit, etc) he just flops onto the ground and starts dying. Like brother 😭😭 Not what I meant

I am quivering like a dog with a treat on its nose

Also the winning results of that Morton height poll I posted on tumblr were GARBAGE!!! MORTONS SHORTER THAN SAM!! MORTONS SHORTER THAN- *being dragged back to psych ward*

I need to fuck that goddamn hoarder so bad I need him limping and unable to walk and i want that cricket pregnant STAT. I am so fucking horny but I am so fucking burnt out at the same time 😭😭

Life has a way of not only kicking your nuts, but grabbing and twisting them. And NOT in the fun way!!

엘리베이터 #lookoutside

I JUST SHIFTED TOR THE FIRST TIME?? FOR THE STUPIDEST REASON????

👯‍♀️ He's real goddammit 👯‍♀️ #freakoutside

Me coming up with new fic ideas to add to the fifteen other wips I have:

GO READ THIS. GO READ THIS NEOOWWWW!!!/silly

good evening everybody

Hey. What’s up guys- *I am shot in the head* #freakoutside

Would Morton burrow. Are crickets burrowing insects

I’ve been calling Morton more and more butchered plays on his name (mort, mortus, mort the baptist, mortar and pestle, etc) and I accidentally just wrote his name as Moron so that’s added to the list

Some Look Outside memeing cause hard mode gave me brainworms again. #LookOutside #art #shitpost #meme

Honestly, originally my look outside dr s/o was Lyle, but apparently weird little men turn me into a testosterone filled ape so it’s Morton now. Fucks sake this happens every time I shift somewhere

The funniest bitch ever shot Charlie Kirk 😭😭 like wdym ‘catch’ was engraved on one of the bullets LMAOO

Currently looking for mortuary colleges and hit with the realization that I indeed am a stereotypical goth 😔 all I know is wear black listen to music and think carcass interesting

archiveofourown.org/works/70689171 haha i gotcha face dude (not smut, just short horror) #lookoutside

Uhhh. Uhhh. SHIBARI BUT WITH DENIAL SAMS RED TENDRILS- *LOUD CORRECT BUZZER*

Hrgn I wanna pokepost again but I don’t wanna do it on my main accounts… aegislash… save me aegislash…

… I originally made the tumblr blog as a SHIFTING blog, and made a promise to myself that I’d only post shifting content. Then look outside proceeded to bust down my fucking walls and hold me at gunpoint. Now I’ve expanded my platforms and they’re all STILL look outside themed 😭😭

I feel like I’m being hunted by chiitan now… very fearful

Hey ahaha. You know how being cursed changes the hell out of your biology and ALSO made Morton humanoid? Ahah ehat if by chance he had a bladder and didn’t realize it (devious intentions)

Society if I didn’t turn into a horny fucking maniac whenever I’m ovulating

ugh idk... its 4 Am and all i wanna do is put a flash drive inside you #peenpressure #pressurensfw

If you're going to make a Borderlands game cost 80 bucks I better get to marry Claptrap in real life

Temporarily putting my look outside thoughts on hold uhhh Claptrap. What a guy. What a fucking guy

Hm. I like referring to myself as a computer but I’m kinda scared to. Like, what if I refer to myself as a computer on one of my artworks and someone takes it the wrong way? Horrible time to be a computer otherkin, HATE ai

WAIT ANOTHER THOUGHT. WOULD MORTON CONSIDER LINGERIE. Like, casually. He just wears them cuz he feels they’re more materialistic than regular underwear. Sam and Morton about to bang and Sam pulls up Morton’s robe to reveal some green set “W-why are you wearing this??” “Ehh… fashionable..?”

I’ve been thinking about nothing but samorton lately and I want to write another egg fic for them but idk a plot that doesn’t revolve around the last ones… idk maybe Sam purposely fucks Morton gravid and THEN the egg laying commences… two chapters.. #freakoutside