Final Destination but it’s the Mets as a team seeing the death of the postseason and occasionally finding a way to delay it, but never actually succeeding

one of the many great things about library book sales:get works by awful people w/o giving them a cent.So please, know that the Mario Batali cookbook on my shelf brought $3 to my local library&nothing to him(&know that I'll probably make a point of explaining that anytime you look at my bookshelf)

So! @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and I decided that the next Feminine Critique episode will be all about SLASHERS. So that begs the question: what, to you, defines a slasher? Does it need a mask? A backstory? Single location? It gets fuzzy very quickly, and I'm very curious to hear what others think

Sending out my inaugural newsletter tomorrow! I put together a few words on love, The Last Jedi, and my birthday. Sign up here: xtine-makepeace.kit.com/profile

AIRPLANE II: THE SEQUEL - featuring a commentary by Mike White - is now available! amzn.to/4p9B1di

the world is on fire but if you want to distract yourself for an hour listening to @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and me talking about movies, new episode of The Feminine Critique, blah blah where podcasts stream, and so on

I figure today was as good a day as any to start watching the Children of the Corn movies I hadn't seen. Up first is Part V and you know what? I'm having a good time

ICYMI this week (& who could blame you): I launched a newsletter: xtine-makepeace.kit.com/profile I started a found footage series: medium.com/@xtinemakepe... And @salonsinister.com went on sale! www.salonsinister.com Thanks for your support 💜

When you hit that 22-hour mark on your COVID vaccine and start wondering if there's enough distilled water in your CPAP for what's about to go down

The fundamental essence of what kind of person you will grow up to be is no mystery: it's exactly who you are in that 7th grade group project

Make America Great Again

Speidi Klum, the spider who's been raising families in my kitchen window screen all summer, just drained the essence out of husband #3. I can't believe someone so cool wants to hang out near me

to whoever chooses which films to pair with the Disney/TCM luxury cruise commercials at TCM, might I suggest that Beyond the Poseidon is a slightly odd, but also brilliant choice?

Got carded today buying beer. That $18.99 12-pack just bought me a good 7 years of new confidence

My morning: 12AM: Cat knocks over CPAP,breaks tube,NASCAR pit crew change 4: Charley horse 5: Break plate 550:Get to gym w/no swim cap. Have to buy gym swim cap that smells like Springfield's eternal tire fire 8: Bang head on car exiting 801:Discover I've been sitting on a wet seat,wet butt commence

Having finally seen Sinners, I'm ready to enter what I assume was the biggest debate this summer: can you classify this as a musical? It's already dividing my household

Okay, hear me out: Amazon's very stupid War of the Worlds walks into a Cronenberg transporter where a fly named Eddington is buzzing around

I was the only one in the pool at my 6AM swim today so I got to Cat People, but there was a lifeguard so it was a very safe form of Cat People...unless he was a Cat People

to whom it concerns, the next Feminine Critique episode is going to be OLD + THE STRAIGHT STORY and I am twisting in my joints with excitement to discuss with @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social !

It's me!

how do we feel about the elimination cliffhanger of the new #ProjectRunway? Is it stupid, or REALLY stupid?

I just remembered that I had intended to pack some cheddar cheese sticks in my lunch bag but didn't, and I am now consumed with the desire to eat a cheddar cheese stick and folks, I really don't know if I'm going to survive the day

What's your favorite beach movie, and why isn't it The Sand? Ask and answer these questions and more with the latest episode of The Feminine Critique, where @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and I discuss our favorite beach movies. Live now! I think! I don't know how any of this works anymore!

my marriage's fatal flaw is that my husband won't eat anything coconut or asparagus-based. Can these two crazy kids make it work?

My yard has lightning bugs I REPEAT: MY YARD HAS LIGHTNING BUGS

First time watch of Viva Las Vegas last night and I don't think I've ever seen a more celebrated movie be so absolutely confused about what it was doing. How does something go from Bye Bye Birdie to Death Race 2000 so quickly???

What's that? You want to hear @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and me talk about Nyad and The Novice? WE HAVE A PODCAST FOR THAT. Find The Feminine Critique wherever you do that ear thing.

Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not.

very late to the #SawX party, but what a fun ride and more importantly, how 'bout that Amanda wig coming in hot to dethrone Gale Weathers' Scream 3 bangs for worst 'do in horror history? Also: can I pull that look off?

Ahoy! We've got a new episode of The Feminine Critique. @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and I go nautical discussing our favorite boat movies. Expect much pumping and blowing. Have a listen wherever you do such things!

Got excited by the white fluffy puppy approaching me on the beach only to discover it was a soccer ball. This is what I get for teasing friends about wearing thick glasses in seventh grade

Delayed flight somewhat redeemed by the chance to use the extra time seeing Final Destination: Bloodlines. What a glorious, stupidly smart blast of a movie

Ah, the glory of having "marketing" in your job description so that every other email you get includes "our AI-driven software..." and you can gleefully delete and mark spam all day long

We have a new podcast episode! @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social & I explore the world wide web with awesome antisocial computer genius ladies. It's THE NET and RED ROOMS. Raise your Gibson and join us at The Feminine Critique, wherever you do that podcast listening thing you do

Friends! I'm extremely excited to be lending a hand editing issue 1 of this amazing queer horror zine. Submissions are open until 5.3, and I want to read YOUR STUFF! Pls share far and wide 💜

just managed to drop a pen OVER the back of my shoulder, knock it farther in the air, & catch it with the same hand and I know you have no reason to believe me but it was the most impressive feat of physical agility I've shown since hopscotching over dog poop so tell me truth: are we in the matrix?

I have what I call a lazy eyelash. It's a single top lash that my mascara can never seem to support, so it always swats at my eyeball but I think trimming it would lead to sharp pointy terror and plucking it might actually pop out the entire eyeball so what I'm saying is that I live in hell actually

There's a lot to be annoyed at with how #WhiteLotus turned out, but realizing that Mike White ultimately gave Sam Rockwell way more to do than Leslie Bibb is way worse than bad blender hygiene

The ShopRite cashier took one look at me and said, "I'll put your eggs in a separate bag for you." Note that I was doing all my own bagging, but this woman could clearly sense from my very being that I'm the kind of person who will obviously break eggs. Impressive work, that

oh hey! @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social and I have a new podcast episode! Find The Feminine Critique wherever you do such ear things to hear us talk about movies. So very many movies. Also why I think Severance is overrated. AND THEN MOVIES!

I think my new drag name, which would summarize my look, shall be The First Pancake

I thought my eyebrows had grown some gray hairs, but then realized, a few hours into my Monday, that it was actually just toothpaste. Not sure if I should be relieved about that?

I dreamt last night that I was on a train with a zombie outbreak and I found my cat and she had what looked like a bite but might not have REALLY been a bite and in my heart I knew it WAS a bite but I still told my fellow survivors, "No,she's always had that scar," and this morning I feel no guilt

The expression “like herding cats” is the biggest understatement in the entire world of similes

I’m “ had to explain what a DVD is to the movers” years old today

so Sean Baker waited till his THIRD speech to wish his mom a happy birthday? Father Lawrence would never #oscars

Just in case we all couldn't hate Emilia Perez enough, the speech...

I finally watched Gladiator II on a plane as I'm sure the Roman gods intended, and I just can't understand how nobody on that production stopped and said, "You know, there were four seasons of Spartacus that did this with better violence and way more sex"