I have have made an egregious mistake—

I need Batman/Batfam friends 😭😭😭😭

Me: I think I’m a decent writer Also me:

I had an ear-worm and a dream 🤭

Where are my batfam peeps at I need to make a bad joke

WHERE ARE MY SWIFTIES WAKE UP TS12 HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED

Update I’ve found the Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne fics where Bruce realizes years LATE just how much he hurt Tim and NEEDS Tim to believe him when he says he loves him and I— I’m just a little broken

So uh We may have a bit of an obsession, Batman (And this isn’t even including some fics due to the fact they’re part of a one-shot collection of 200k+ fics so I don’t know the specific word count of each fic from there if that makes sense)

I have read 60+ fics as of last night and upon relaying this to my friend their first screech was “YOU NEED TO GO TO THERAPY” which was swiftly followed by “I think you need to be studied” JSJSJSKSKS this is what happens when as my friend says “Fal’s been left unsupervised for too long”

WHERE ARE MY BATMAN FANS BC HOLY HELL IVE FOUND MY NEW HYPERFIXATION AND ITS TIM DRAKE HURT COMFORT FICS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My job has THE BEST PERKS

Wonderful stuff!

Something is being attempted…

…haven’t written some subtop in a hot minute…

Finally getting around to watching Criminal Minds: Evolution It only took how many years but cursing has been greenlit and Rossi uses his F-word religiously snsjsjsjsksd I’ve prayed for times like this

I miss my voice chat group 😭😭😭 But no one’s around anymore 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔

I am in a chatty mood…

Pfft I totally didn't forget to post my piece for the @krbkzines.bsky.social project, not at all 😇 Anywaaaaaays, without further ado, may I present my Isekai KrBk piece, where Kirishima falls into the world of his favorite character and shenanigans ensure Enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/68513706

To this day the fact that if Minato and Kushina lived then Kakashi would have been Naruto’s “Kakashi-niichan” and Jiraiya his “Jiraiya-jichan” KILLS ME LIKE GODDAMN the relationships he would have had 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔

I’m not going through a Naruto phase wdym 😇

Speaking of Naruto WHY THE HELL DID NO ONE EVER INVITE HIM OVER FOR DINNER???? Especially after the Pain arc like he’s the fucking hero of the leaf village, any and all reservations should be GONE WDYM NOT ONE FRIEND AND THEIR FAMILY OPENED THEIR DOORS TO HIM???

YEEEEEEESSSSS

AAAAAAA OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOD

Idk if anyone else does Naruto in the big 2025 but After Naruto learns what his parents look like… couldn’t he make his clones look like them on the days he’s feeling really lonely? Like fake comfort but it’s //something// 😭💔

anyone wanna help me with beta-ing a 6k original short story 🥺 its sapphic winter and spring lesbians sapphic

Other friends: let’s hang out! My friends:

The fact that none of you questioned “ED” when my dumb ass meant to write “ER” (But for funsies, by ED I did mean Emergency Department and NOT the other one) But still Are we sure we want me to write this fic 😅

I was encouraged and now I may or may not have stayed up till 5am drafting the first five chapters and researching and choosing medical emergencies to focus on… Y’all are not allowed to be mean to me if this fails epically I WARNED y’all I know nothing

Waiting for the mini Katsuki to pop out at this point 😭😂

The urge to write a medical drama fanfic BUT NOT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT MEDICINE Strict ED Dr. Katsuki x Cocky Surgeon Eijirou my beloved I know I would not do you justice but just know you have filthy hate fucking sex in my brain and the slowest of burns romance

Nah, no lines crossed... and if there is, cross it again!

🤣🤣 Katsuki yes!!!

📌 loved this fic on Twitter, going to love it here too

That sounds like a great idea Katsuki...

If it’s *Eijiro’s* apology dinner, better make it NOT spicy Katsuki!

I remember this thread living rent free in my head from my early twt days for WEEKS 🥹 so excited to reread it 😭😭😭

Damn right you better apologize Katsuki!

Me and my irl friend, just chilling My friend: suddenly whips out their phone and starts furiously typing Me: everything good? Friend: I’m looking for your ||secret project|| fic Me, laughing: what? I haven’t written it yet? Friend, stops and stares at me: I //know.// Me:

IM SCREAMING THIS HURTS TOO MUCH

...and if you thought it was hard to say the first thing Kirishima, here comes the next thing... 😬👀 again, wonderful to see this again Fal!

Oh no. Agonizing 3 days over, now the terror of: how is he going to twist this to avoid answering the question directly? Eijirou, you know Katsuki will pamper you and your baby like crazy right????

These are going to be the longest three days of Riot's life... ever...

I remember reading this on twitter and it killed me in all the best ways

It's back! This one absolutely fucked with my heart 😭 Thanks for beginning it over, Fal!

I know it says TBC but.. Excuse? Fal... my heart is... it's not whole right now, and I need bandaids. In the form of these two himbos hugging. Kay? Kay. Good talk. Plz Thx.

"kiss me in a way that's gonna screw me up forever" Kirishima Eijirou/Bakugo Katsuki 𝘢/𝘣/𝘰, 𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘨𝘢 𝘌𝘪𝘫𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘶, 𝘢𝘭𝘱𝘩𝘢 𝘒𝘢𝘵𝘴𝘶𝘬𝘪, 𝘥𝘶𝘣𝘤𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘵, 𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘨𝘰, 𝘤𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘸𝘵

ITS HERE ITS HERE ITS HEEEEEEEEEERE

AAAA I am so fucking honored to have been a part of the @krbkzines.bsky.social!!! This was such a fun project and I'm so excited with how my fic turned out! I hope you enjoy reading it at least half as much as I enjoyed writing it!!! This free zine drops TOMORROW, so make sure to snag a copy 🤗

Is 4:20am too late for dinner 😩