Not the mashup of Party Music and Pick a Bigger Weapon that I was expecting.

Ghost brand potential seems high www.forbes.com/sites/markfa...

'Moderna’s chief executive, Stéphane Bancel, told Bloomberg TV that the company would stop investing in late-stage vaccine trials...“You cannot ‍make a return on investment if you don’t have access to the U.S. market,” Bancel said.' www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...

Finally Defector answers the question all my friend(s) have been asking defector.com/which-other-...

How else can he assure getting his daily allowance of meats and ferments?

"The Washington Post description of the Super Bowl halftime show, with Bad Bunny showcasing Latin music before a global television audience expected to top 100 million, will illustrate the nation’s uncertain grasp of the fact that Puerto Ricans are Americans."

"Michael Rapaport, an actor who in 2001 appeared in Dr Doolittle 2 and now hosts a podcast, has been a frequent critic of Mamdani." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Hahaha thanks for clarifying, I was like "*ahem*???" bits.ashleyblewer.com/halt-and-cat...

I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors. Great work everyone.

Spoken like a true Princeton man www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

"This administration wants you to respond to this as if it is a prison, but I want you to respond to it as if it is affordable housing"

What a cold, clear eye.

"I'm assembling a team"

Look for the helpers, at any age www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

I just got off the phone with Elizabeth's dad...she and her mom were freed tonight! Updated story: sahanjournal.com/education/co...

On this so called "groundhog day", trust the science www.noaa.gov/heritage/sto...

"including 20 infants" www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/o...

"We're going with alphabetical"

Ammon Bundy is scared www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Liam Conejo Ramos is not alone. (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/o...

I get it, she's a Republican candidate for office, but still, wow.

The comments on the skeet make this clear, but this appears to be the Batman of San Jose, who was very nicely profiled by KQED very recently! Look at the pictures, judge for yourself! www.kqed.org/news/1206981...

"You there boy! What island is this?"

TIL a dictionary can make you cry

Bessent then stopped laughing, took a deep breath, and stated, "Also, I have a dog. Don't tell Kristi I have a dog," and stared at O'Grady silently for ten seconds before declaring the economy "stuperb."

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the blue shell impacting anyone other than the racer in first place

We have hit zero dolls www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

This ran on Wednesday, a thousand years ago www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

"You go to economy with the Titanic you have, not the Titanic you might want or wish to have at a later time"

Freudian slip

Tribute remake

Had anyone told Mike Johnson anything?

Obviously there are many things to be concerned about here, but...a thousand simulations doesn't sound like a lot of simulations? I think even the WOPR did more than that?

"Tell the court I love my wife"

Look, Rockford was a reboot of Maverick, bringing Maverick to the modern day 70s. So a new reboot should do the same, make it about some ex-cop who starts a detective agency, probably with a happy go lucky pal. Whole show runs on charm, with shaggy dog plots. Call it, like, Terriers or something.

Third of all, how dare you

"I got this one great letter from somebody who said y'know, I loved your story, but Captain America did something he never would have done, he ripped a magazine in half and didn't pay for it" - Ann Nocenti, Women of Marvel podcast ep 204 (around 35:35)

Transparency in government, 2026

You have to move on, sir www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/i...

"It has betrayed its values many times, but this is of a different order."

"Rarely in the era of mass media has U.S. imperialism been as unsubtle or as blatant"

I guess Machado didn't watch it

<Feels uniformed pontification about international law rising> Oh shit! <Lunges for phone>

Um, Grok says a lot of things? Maybe it would be more appropriate to assign responsibility to, say, xAI? www.reuters.com/legal/litiga...

Lol. Lmao, even.

What, no, I'm sure no one ever proposed that Adams...<puts hand up to earpiece>