the cheapest and most abundant and utile political resource for the american ruling class is muslim life. this has been true my entire life. you can never go wrong slaughtering muslims

LFGGGG

Mom's dad: Orthopedic surgeon who was in a MASH unit in Korea and was the first doctor to use a spica cast in the field Dad's dad: Alcoholic

I keep catching myself going "hmm why am I in such a strange mood it's such a nice day" and remembering that we started a war with Iran for no reason that by all accounts will go even worse than Iraq did for everyone involved

Has there ever been a tech product like this that's gone so far off the rails? So many times? How could you ever believe something like this could be safe to use when it's failed this spectacularly at such a fundamental level?

Caucusing was fun and it was very energizing to see how literally everyone in Colorado hates John Hickenlooper's dusty old ass and wants him gone

Fucking lmao

Are these like, universally recognized as the different kinds of forks? Should I have learned this at Cotillion? I am gonna say 4 though because the curved edges are better for cutting as well as scooping up sauce or rice from a bowl

Uhhhhhh is that good

I do feel like it might be an issue for your AI acctress if she looks a little bit different in every single promo shot they release of "her". Her forehead is different and her lower eyelids have changed lol

Totally not the point, but boy am I Absolutely fucking sick of this AI editorial cartoon style. It all looks exactly the same and it's so inoffensive I hate it so fucking much. There aren't spelling errors in this one at least, but where is the guy on the far right's other hand?

Would we... would we still call that successful then?

Holy shit get dunked on Hick you fucking hack

This guy passed me on the right (on a 1 lane street) in a school zone going like 40 mph yesterday and he was SO shocked when I honked at him. He got SO upset and irate, specifically about the honk. And I'm so confused how you could be that much of an asshole and still be upset about being honked at

Must be nice!!!

Same for writers STARTING a series that works for them: -George Macdonald Fraser: 44 for the Flashman series -Patrick O'Brian was 55 for Master & Commander -Hugo Pratt was 40 for the first Corto Maltese - Andrzej Sapkowski's first Witcher short story was at 38, first of the novels at 46

ibr ai does have me depressed, not because i think i can do what i do but because it has made me realize how little people art is valued. just a flat, homogenized world where everything looks the same everywhere you go. why ask me to doodle for you when you can type it in

Don't let the door hit you on the way out!! Bitch!!!

AI is democratizing creativity (AI dumbasses are asking their social media followers to be creative for them)

the Black Panthers were right

Black people: famously not known for contributing to American culture. All our internationally famous musicians and athletes? That was all Irish and English people, actually

Extremely cool shit

OK well I would like literally everyone else on planet Earth to stop acting as if it IS true

The French are good at comics in ways I can't possibly even begin to understand

I would kill for Astoria the Wild Turkey

*watching a bunch of cool attractive people have a great time on TV* "This is sick stuff!!!!!"

I still did some! Will post today

Hourly Comics are so hard fuck

Very glad this is being introduced but $20 is frankly the bare minimum! We pay our campaign staff a minimum wage of $25/hr because that’s where we think the minimum wage should be. People deserve to thrive, not just survive.

chicken sign, el paso, texas, 1979

Thinking about quitting Instagram or at least uninstalling not so much because it's bad for me (which it is), but because the app, functionally, is just dog shit. Tapping a reel will randomly take you to the top of your feed, swiping a series of photos will take you to a random reel, absolute trash

I like a lot of the Iron Blooded orphans designs but man, I love how dedicated they are to the robots just smacking the shit out of each other with big pieces of metal

I got an old iPad Pro and it just boot-loops now at 1% battery, tried resetting it or whatever. Am I just boned? Genius Bar time?

There are some decent alternatives out there nowadays at least but. Yeah.

I have spent my career mastering Adobe Photoshop and I think its a coin-flip whether Photoshop is closed down and all Adobe software is combined into an AI prompt box.

It's wild The Illuminati was first mentioned as a secret society in like George Washington times and it's true in that there are a handful of rich perverts who control the world but they're all just friends and also pieces of shit who can't spell

I have listened to Debi Tirar Mas Fotos at least every day since it came out because Sasha asks for that or Lady Gaga every day. And I have to say even after 300+ listens it holds up

Love you Benito

The era of do-nothing Democrats is over. Join the fight at www.julieforcolorado.com or click the link in bio! It’s time for a change.

Me finding out Catherine O'Hara died

Fuck yes Aurora

This is my fuckin favorite type of movie Hell fucking yes

Would rather hit my weener with a big hammer than watch 1 second of this garbage. Fuck Aranofsky, one of the biggest hacks in Hollywood

This is it. This is what we want. We want mob snitches snitching on each other.

Man I'm thinking a lot about Simone and PfSC today because of this post! I found some on an imgur and it's actually astonishing how well they hold up compared to other stuff I've re-read from the same time period. There is really nothing else like it out there since either

"Here's your new office Mister Bovino"

This is cool! moving it in the old calendar

Oh they're REALLY gonna throw her under the bus huh

It's fucking crazy they killed what, 5 people before Renee? And even after that Democrats were like "well we're not gonna abolish ICE" and now they're like "well ok MAYBE, maybe if enough of you call us"

As I'm now self employed, today I'll be both striking and hiring scabs and crossing my own picket line and calling the cops on myself