This is so dumb, but it actually made me realize something: Dems would like ICE intact so they can brutalize pretty much the same people with no accountability under *their* rule too. Only explanation why they won't abolish. That or they're absolutely rock stupid, which is still a real possibility

What if It Happened today

The affordability thing is so fucking stupid because they should be talking about literally anything else ... but what really gets me is bitch, what the *fuck* are you actually doing about "affordability"!? You guys caved and opened the government and my health insurance went up 200 fucking dollars!

Hoooooooly shit lmao

Hero shit

RIP Scott

"Handing the Republicans the fight they want" yeah no one should fight the Republicans. Nobody wants that

The funniest thing about this is that I think the *only* consistent thing across all nutritional and diet advice stuff is some combo of "eat a lot of protein" and then don't eat X Y Z. Everyone loves protein. Vegans love protein probably more than anyone lmao

My own fault for watching but seeing an AI slop Kalshi ad during the Golden Globes and seeing live Polymarket odds for shit *incorporated into the show* was a new level of dystopian sci fi bullshit

Gotta run this dweeb outta town

Let this radicalize you, rather than lead you to despair. But bro if this does not radicalize you.... bro I need you to be radicalized about this shit. We need you to be radical rn

Thinking about how a functioning opposition party could ride "masked federal agent executes mom, lies about what happened, and covers up investigation" into the biggest landslide victory in history, the kind that changes US politics for a generation. But we do not have a functioning opposition party

Been thinking about this one a lot too

you should already be doing this, but now's a good time for us regular degular folks to make a habit of resistance level op-sec

The fact they haven't had a better story to spin around this means they're fully committing to "our Gestapo can do whatever it wants and if you get in the way your life is forfeit". I do *not* think this will go over well with normal people

Maybe this year really WILL be better than last year!

I love you Minneapolis. Stay safe out there tonight

I saw this making the rounds and QT'd it to encourage people to not get too excited because reddit is the number one place to make shit up for attention. And OP blocked me immediately. Well guess what bitch!!!!!

Zohran putting not just every elected democrat to shame but also mayor. Denver's mayor is a little better than the last one but he'd never do this shit.

I can't imagine a single park ranger who would actually be like "no sir you put a sticker on it so I can't accept it"

A comic about what my daughter handed me this morning

Goddamn we used to ANIMATE stuff in this country

sasquatch diaries Jan 4th sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

It's cool to have a kid. It is neat to have a child

Everyone already used all their good jokes about how it's 2003 again when we almost went to war with Iran

I have a lot of stuff to get done can the empire hold it together for a little bit longer please

Very funny how AI was gonna be like some kind of magic companion and now it's a "cognitive amplifier tool". Which could mean literally anything. My notebook I write stuff in is a cognitive amplifier tool

This year sucked so bad in almost every way. Fucking stoked for 2026

Really amazing piece from @sarahjeong.bsky.social, I've had a lot of these thoughts but I don't think I've heard it summed up quite so well

I saw some original Peanuts strips a long time ago at the Cartoon Art Museum and I still think about it

This is one of the dumbest arrangements of words I've ever read. The only thing I wanna read about MTG is her obituary, or maybe an article about her being trapped in a cargo container at the bottom of the ocean

Top 10 of this year's most read pieces — no.4: A. D. Manns' essay on the speculative origins of Aradia, "the Gospel of the Witches": https://publicdomainreview.org/essay/roma-lister-aradia/ (Full Top 10 here: https://publicdomainreview.org/blog/2025/12/top-10-most-read-pieces-from-2025/)

Mahershala Ali liked a picture of my cat on Instagram once

In Jr. High there was this kid who said he lived in the mountains and the juggalo of the class was like "I'm gonna call you Mountain Boy"

Klaus was really great on a rewatch. The technical work behind it is astonishing. I still can't believe it's real even watching it for a second time. I think we would have heard a lot more about it but Netflix buried it and it's a weird pitch as a Santa Origin Story, but God it's gorgeous

1961 Russian Matchbox Label — Feast of the Russian winter.

I am struck how few reviews I've read of the new Avatar mention that it's the same movie as the second one. There are so many plot beats and scenes that are exactly the same, with the same characters doing the same stuff, and even some of the lines are the same, it was wild as hell

My dad has Lewy Body dementia. And he's pretty well balanced on meds now, but when he wasn't his rants would sound exactly like Trump. He'd get mad at nothing for no reason and just go off for a while until he settled down. And now that's our president. So, great

This game has aged like a fine wine

We leased a new car with all touch stuff (because the deal was great) and it genuinely feels so fuckin dangerous to just try and get to the fan turned down slightly when you're driving

It's all very familiar nerd gatekeeping bullshit, but it's so, so funny to me when people do this kind of shit about video games. GAMES. The fun thing you play, for fun. The thing you do specifically for enjoyment and to waste time because it feels good to do

It would be pretty great if we had an opposition party who could dunk on a president for celebrating how good he is at telling doctors what year it is

Given how little effort they spend on remakes that exist to basically just be advertisements, Disney just generating some trash with AI honestly makes perfect sense

* making an ad that everyone hates where a dog gets murdered * "Yeah, we decided to make an ad that's, well, you could say controversial 😎"

My favorite Tarantino dis was back when George Clooney does an impression of him and points out how insane it is that he thinks Quentin looks like him www.youtube.com/shorts/eEUgQ...

King shit. Love you Ethan !!

I swear to God this is the end-point for every single guy who's into crypto

There is this really fucked up looking, shitty ragdoll quality that AI videos get. You can see it in the lady getting stuck in the train. Just looks like complete ass, uncanny valley in a disturbing way. It makes me think the training sets must include video game physics or something

pals you gotta quit spotify