I'll never forget Degette getting on stage at a protest when Roe got overturned and said "we have to fight!" and I was like "ok well what the fuck have you been doing this whole time"

It's make a terrible comic day!!! Well yesterday was. I think? This skeet was not researched #terriblecomicday #terriblecomicday2026

I was actually pretty worried about Kiros until Degette started doing the antisemite schtick. I am still worried about how much more money she has, but that shit has backfired so hard that I think Kiros is gonna do it.

The "terrible twos" so far are more that your kid is just insane. It's not really terrible, your kid will sometimes just be completely out of their mind. Today that meant some fussing but also singing "Golden" in a Gollum voice

"The level of effort is so low that we consider it spam" is a great rule to have against AI content

We CAN have nice things

We need to start importing these guys they should stay after the world cup

The FBI does some insane art installations man

Wearing a dress and walking into the bathroom. A data center in Kansas ignites in flames trying and failing to determine my gender from my toilet's live feed camera. The toilet seat lifts and lowers uncontrollably as a mushroom cloud rises to the east

The psychosis of the driver: Bikes are a "menace" when they pose literally no physical threat to you, but you pose a threat orders of magnitude more to them in your car.

I have recently discovered that among the other parents at daycare we're the "cool parents" because we have tattoos. Which is a funny image to apparently be projecting when I can't ask the waitress for more napkins out of fear of reprisal

I see this a lot with video games. Where games are like, hard by design and people demand they have easy modes because of accessibility. And it's like, you just wanna play that game because everyone else is, even if it might not actually be for you? People just use accessibility to rationalize FoMO

really fucking hate how "accessibility" has been hijacked to mean "let's treat everyone as if they're children at all times"

I got my first ever tick bite this year and let me tell you guys: Not fun!

Gumby retired early and opened a bar with all his show money just for his friends. King shit

Is there a more perfect encapsulation for how far we've come from the early "fun" smart phone days to now? A brightly colored children's game with cool monsters being used to crowdsource data from unsuspecting players to build better killing machines?

*waking up my wife in the middle of the night* "you've gotta be FUCKING kidding me Swanboy"

If Jared Polis is gonna be at Denver Pride he's gonna get the booing of a lifetime. I doubt it I bet he's hiding but I'd boo harder than I've ever booed before

“AI is here to stay” — well maybe so, but even the companies making these tools aren’t sure what the product-market fit is supposed to be. Remember prompt engineering? Like, just last year?

I've become a little obsessed with the AI generated click bait ads on my weather app. Who took this picture

I am cranky that Backrooms is basically just House of Leaves but Backrooms gets all the credit. But Kane seems talented and smart and I appreciate this shit a lot

I found a useful blogpost from a few years ago about email spam blacklists and then I noticed the by line had a "how I use AI to write blog posts" that lead to an article like this. Look at this FUCKING loser. Look at this fuckin DWEEB ass BITCH

That's what's up

Holy shit

This is going to kick SO much ass

Buying a tractor for my suburban home to support the homies

Actually pretty certain at this point that he's going straight to a Republican ticket with the standard "the libs cancelled me for my truth" Substack bullshit. Or he's gonna be an evil CEO. Or probably both. Fuck you Jared!

Everyone looks like any gender if you stare at them long enough because gender is not real. Prince meme "Gender isn't real"

Happy Pride! Gayville, SD

He 100% should have known better but I'm really glad he actually listened. Thank you Jorge. I will continue telling people The Book of Life is better than Coco

As a long time front end guy it is insane how full of it a lot of us are lmao. I'm dumb as hell!

I quit bluesky for a while and it was fine honestly except not knowing when a new Swanboy happened

Creature

Google is so broken and useless for so many things, but the thing where googling a show or movie gives you an awful reddit take about it as like the 2nd or 3rd thing is absolutely insufferable

I'm going apeshit today

Fire / sword. It feels basic but I won't deny who I am

Stego is classic obviously but Ankylosaurus isn't even an option!!?!

I don't wanna get too Hopium about it or dismiss the sheer amount of work we have to do, but, I think everything that has to do with Trump is quickly becoming radioactive in ways no one has ever seen before. No one likes them

What is goin on up here man

I wasn't sure I could laugh at Melania in 2026 but it almost feels like a relief that I can. This is no "who geevs a fack about Kreestmas?" that's for sure

"where are they"? They were demolished in every state by cops, university admin, politicians, and op eds linking them to terrorists and antisemites. But they were - and are - correct that Israel is a rogue state committing genocide lead by a dictator clinging to power. So maybe shut the fuck up

"The pope is so cool" is not a sentence I thought I'd say in earnest, with a little side grin, shaking my head, in my life

really cannot wait for that old asshole to drop dead

Dat's a spicy meat-a-ball!!!!

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE WIND WAKER NINTENDO EAD 2003 GAME CUBE

Legitimately thought this was an Onion

Well I should not have logged on

If our parents had this kind of shit during the space race we would all be better off right now

The greatest invention in human history is actually just "for entertainment purposes only". The economy is being remade in the image of the thing that exists so you can have a few laughs!

The only person who got more boos than Trump at the Democratic Assembly this year was our fucking governor