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Google is so broken and useless for so many things, but the thing where googling a show or movie gives you an awful reddit take about it as like the 2nd or 3rd thing is absolutely insufferable

I'm going apeshit today

Fire / sword. It feels basic but I won't deny who I am

Stego is classic obviously but Ankylosaurus isn't even an option!!?!

I don't wanna get too Hopium about it or dismiss the sheer amount of work we have to do, but, I think everything that has to do with Trump is quickly becoming radioactive in ways no one has ever seen before. No one likes them

What is goin on up here man

I wasn't sure I could laugh at Melania in 2026 but it almost feels like a relief that I can. This is no "who geevs a fack about Kreestmas?" that's for sure

"where are they"? They were demolished in every state by cops, university admin, politicians, and op eds linking them to terrorists and antisemites. But they were - and are - correct that Israel is a rogue state committing genocide lead by a dictator clinging to power. So maybe shut the fuck up

"The pope is so cool" is not a sentence I thought I'd say in earnest, with a little side grin, shaking my head, in my life

really cannot wait for that old asshole to drop dead

Dat's a spicy meat-a-ball!!!!

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE WIND WAKER NINTENDO EAD 2003 GAME CUBE

Legitimately thought this was an Onion

Well I should not have logged on

If our parents had this kind of shit during the space race we would all be better off right now

The greatest invention in human history is actually just "for entertainment purposes only". The economy is being remade in the image of the thing that exists so you can have a few laughs!

The only person who got more boos than Trump at the Democratic Assembly this year was our fucking governor

Gotta be this one for me

This is the most Mandy week I've had in a long time

I'm a big dumbass and I have a long "to read" list, but it keeps getting shorter because authors keep outing themselves as idiots or monsters.

We live in wild times man

BREAKING: DSA-backed Melat Kiros CRUSHES 30-year corporate democrat Diana Degette at CD1 Assembly. DeGette was 7 VOTES away from not making the ballot & now is in the race of her life. Very high chance for an upset in June. Melat Kiros 158 votes 68% Diana Degette 77 votes 32% #copolitics

This is going to fuck these children up in ways we don't even understand yet

If there was an opposition party that could put this on the President effectively they would win elections for the next 100 years

The only statue to a pest is in Enterprise, Alabama: the Boll Weevil Monument In 1915, the boll weevil wiped out their cotton crop, facing ruin, the farmers switched to mixed crops including peanuts and were shocked when they made more money. They erected a monument to the bug.

I dunno man, people should get yelled at for driving on the sidewalk. If you don't wanna get yelled at don't drive on the sidewalk

Tidal: What If there was a Music Streaming Service that Didn't Work Very Well?™

This was my first democratic assembly and it was confusing and weird and boring but mostly: really fun! And incredibly cathartic

(reading Gen z lingo like "Aura-mogging" or whatever) That's not real. No one talks like that. You are trying to trick me

The world will always need your brain. The world needs the way you think about stuff. There will be poor facsimiles of it, maybe even passable ones, but it won't be able to think around corners in the same way that you can

The Target boycott IS over actually. Now we start blowing them up instead.

The whole world dunking on us is actually very funny and incredibly deserved

My buddy did this and one of his was Sonic Adventure and holy shit how did that not make it on here?

You know what actually it's very hard to come up with anything else that should be in here

the cheapest and most abundant and utile political resource for the american ruling class is muslim life. this has been true my entire life. you can never go wrong slaughtering muslims

LFGGGG

Mom's dad: Orthopedic surgeon who was in a MASH unit in Korea and was the first doctor to use a spica cast in the field Dad's dad: Alcoholic

I keep catching myself going "hmm why am I in such a strange mood it's such a nice day" and remembering that we started a war with Iran for no reason that by all accounts will go even worse than Iraq did for everyone involved

Has there ever been a tech product like this that's gone so far off the rails? So many times? How could you ever believe something like this could be safe to use when it's failed this spectacularly at such a fundamental level?

Caucusing was fun and it was very energizing to see how literally everyone in Colorado hates John Hickenlooper's dusty old ass and wants him gone

Fucking lmao

Are these like, universally recognized as the different kinds of forks? Should I have learned this at Cotillion? I am gonna say 4 though because the curved edges are better for cutting as well as scooping up sauce or rice from a bowl

Uhhhhhh is that good

I do feel like it might be an issue for your AI acctress if she looks a little bit different in every single promo shot they release of "her". Her forehead is different and her lower eyelids have changed lol

Totally not the point, but boy am I Absolutely fucking sick of this AI editorial cartoon style. It all looks exactly the same and it's so inoffensive I hate it so fucking much. There aren't spelling errors in this one at least, but where is the guy on the far right's other hand?

Would we... would we still call that successful then?

Holy shit get dunked on Hick you fucking hack

This guy passed me on the right (on a 1 lane street) in a school zone going like 40 mph yesterday and he was SO shocked when I honked at him. He got SO upset and irate, specifically about the honk. And I'm so confused how you could be that much of an asshole and still be upset about being honked at