Ummmm hi im playing new metroid bc im excited if you wanna watch i can say hi and also be like "waow look at woman chat" www.twitch.tv/mayannaiseya...

Mikucario

Asthma is so funny to me bc like Im fine 90% of my existence and honestly think im using it as an excuse. ...then ill be around dust and stuff yesterday and now wow its kinda hard to breath when I stand; thats a normal thing though :3 Like. Girl. Please.

Me when I live in Ireland and my friends are trying to come up with something we can do next week

OH yeah I got my legend rank in crossworlds yesterday :D It took SO long hbtrsgbhnrs ...idk why but I got like...a bunch of the like high level competitive scene watching me?? But I'll take it hbtrsdghbngrfd

One thing I love about the kirby series is how inconsistent everyones moral compass is. King DeDeDe is like the "main antagonist" of the series but hes kinda only evil like...once? Meta Knight is either fighting you for some reason or your friend depending on how he flipped a coin that day? Maybe?

everyone should read my recently published mechsploitation-ish sci-fi short story >:) it's got the grinding misery of mech combat, vat-grown horrors that love more deeply than you or i ever could, and the most ethereally beautiful boy in the whole universe! whatiwanted.org/alexandria.h...

I GOT A ROUND KIRBY AND LOOK AT HIM!!! HES SO BIG AND ROTUND AND HAPPY AND OH MY GOD MAYA FOR SCALE BUT WAOW I LOVE HIM 🥺

Girl who went out and had fun and got a cute floral face paint like look at this?? Also there was this quiz and they asked a couple sonic questions and I aced them 👈😎👈 ...dont ask about the rest of the quiz I kinda got carried oskgkqkfkq 👈😎👈

Girl who went to Dublin today (she didnt find a lot) (there was a powercut??) (It was fun bc wife was there :3 also this button ups really cute)

Girl whos only played one game with a boat in her life: "Getting some real Paper Mario vibes off this"

*girl whos off work for a week voice* Guess who has a week off workkkkkkkkkk

Having anxiety around everything probably makes everything take 200x longer, but Im sure managers really appreciate it sokfkakfkq Yeah this page update? Let me replicate it in every backend environment, and state who you can contact if im out and theres an issue. Yes i DO have parental issues why-

ボーズピアスあげたら普通に嫌がらずに付けそう

I hate feeling social when im in work bc i really just wanna say a whole bunch but theres no one to really talk to here so I kinda default to talking to my partners but theyre both busy right now and aaaaaaaaaa I always roll a nat20 on yapping at the worst times

Everytime I go to our bedroom, i have these two at perfect eye level to me. One of them cheers for me laying down, encouraging rest. The other, disappointed in me, angry at the inevitable doomscrolling.

Its really embarrassing my most played nintendo games are Animal Crossing NH (duh), Splatoon 2 (hell yeah) and fucking youtube 🫠

THIS IS SO PRETTY AAAAAAAA

Its simple, FF14 shows me a hot woman, and I shut up and listen

WE NEVER LOSE BABYYYYYY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Honestly shoutout Final Fantasy Union for having the EXACT tone of voice for me to focus on my work and relax 😌

Its so fucked up that Epilators work for me 😭 They hurt SO much, but the patch of skin we tested like 3 weeks ago has barely shown any growth, and like this would be cheaper than laser for my whole body. I cant argue with the results. But like. Oh my GOD

Thank you Splatoon

Did something super outside my comfort zone, which might not go ANYWHERE, and im honestly super proud of myself! Wish i could have more days like this, where i do stuff im proud of, but we take it. Now to do a lil relacc 💜

𝘈 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯. #Gposers ♡ #アウラ

My two shiny sons that I DEFINITELY love equally

I've been so scared of accidentally spoiling someone with Pokémon Z-A, but its also the only thing ive been up to for like 5 days straight?? So i want to talk about it?? Idk, please observe Maya considering this L in the meantime

me when im asked what my oc is called

Be proud

Its so funny having me and my partners give updates because its like: "Im struggling on a bit of my lore for my massive writing project encompassing multiple people over several years" "Im making progress towards this massive difficult grind in my MMO" "...um m-my headphones died making this email"

I have an honours degree from university. I coded a social media network as a proof of concept. Ive aced logic tests my entire life. I work with software daily and have been trusted with several large scale datasets. ...please let me print a pdf

You can tell this is a different world because the multi-million dollar game companies have finally

Office structure is so silly - my manager will ask me to do something for another manager, but when I check up on it, that manager says shes waiting to hear back from her manager's manager. Like. What.

Forgot how much of a privilege it was to live 10 minutes from my work. The big "7am wake up instead of 8am just to get to work at the exact time I usually got there at" is not vibing with me right now 🫠

I JUST MISSED THE EXACT SAME PARCEL T W I C E I ORDERED IT LAST NIGHT SO I WASNT EXPECTING IT TODAY AND I MISSED IT EARLIER SO I WASNT EXPECTING IT THIS EVENING 😭 I WAS EVEN UNPACKING ALL AFTERNOOM AND ONLY MISSED THIS ONE BECAUSE I WAS EATING!! C O M E O N!!

jesse singal watching bsky mods fight with the trans women he harasses

IRON BLOODED ORPHANS SEASON 1 FOR FREE ON YOUTUBE SUB AND DUB WHAT PLEASE HOP ON PEAK I FUCKING ADORE THIS SHOW SO MUCH OH MY GODDDDDD youtu.be/4pubMc45G6c?...

I cant tell if we're really inefficient at packing or if we just have a lot of stuff bc oh my god the new place has SO many boxes. 3 of them for the kitchen. Our kitchen is tiny. There's like 240 litres worth of box space filled. How. With what. Hope?? Hopes heavy apparently 😭

Being late for a work meeting because I "needed to help my fiancee's cleavage look better in a photo" is my favourite excuse I've ever had

There y'all go! with a little self indulgent crush40 version too gamebanana.com/sounds/82358

greatest kart racer ever made, to the point where my only gripes have nothing to do with the game itself

I cant wait to marry this woman

Oh my god I actually beat Silksong what the hell Really glad it didnt take me 56 hours, that would've been awkward to explain

Let's go, Ochin!! 🐶 #Pikmin #Pikmin4

The direct was really fun and Im excited for a lot of games there, but I saw this shot from Prime 4 and had immediate dread (no pun intended)

VIRTUAL BOY IN CURRENT YEAR??????

Sure, why not, add age regression to Mario Tennis, who gives a shit anymore

Just heard Lily say "oh my god theres shit you have to dodge in this room" and i just have to ask... Borderlands fans? You...You doing okay? Its...the fourth game...guys...

This game is so mean I think I would've actually cried if this killed me ;-; (Slight Silksong spoilers)