// '' what's worse than a murderer? '' '' A child! '' '' NO! ''

// TEMP PINNED Lime - male, 10 years old, brand new turf wars player, very glowy, homeless but don't worry about it not associated with nintendo or sankichi hinodeya!!

[NC] can we get soft tacos

[NC] Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

// idk if tom even had a mom he's too new for lore

// '' Hi! My name i- '' '' Transmasculine Non-binary? '' '' what the fuck? ''

// SHE WILL GET A REAL LAYOUT TOMORROW I PROMISE I JUST WANTED TO SET HER UP FOR THE SHITPOST

// THAT WAS FAST???

[NC] '' I knew you would get owned Theo, but I didn't know you'd get owned *so* hard. . . . wait-- WHAT-- NO, WHAT'S HAPPENING?! WHY AM I-- Oooh, the trans thing. Of course. What else could it be- AUAGHAUGHAUGHUAGHUAGH- ''

Sorry that I want to be more than #3 in a line of failed experiments, okay?! Sorry that I'm not as much of a miserable little BITCH as you!!! If you want to lay down and rust over for the rest of your life, be my fucking guest!! But leave me the fuck out of it!!!

// alice has been pink but like. different pink. like purpleish pink then she became yellow and then back to pink

♡ Please read b4 interacting ♡ ☆ N/SFW, some themes might pop up but no lewd! ☆ ♧ this is a role play account ♧ ♤ #SPLATOONRP #SPLATRP #OCRP ♤

// would yall fuck with my thinly veiled Eddsworld based OC

I just want the first thing you read today to be this: it's going to be okay. We are going to get through this together. We will fight back together and prevail, just like last time.

Gardevoir' power peaks when its trainer is in danger, which the Pokemon will use to create a small black hole even if it means risking its own life.

"i hope this site doesn't end up like the last one :(" Hope has nothing to do with it--DO YOUR PART! Twitter & Truth Social are dying. Their users are used to farming outrage for engagement. Don't give them any! 🚫 Don't argue with them! 🚫 Don't quote them! ✅ #BlockAndMoveOn

'' ... yiiikes. ''

[Repost from Jan. 1st 2024] "Remember, if you try anything funny; The boss is always watching." [ #splatoon #splatoonoc #solarsparkyart ]

" I Can live with thwt. I accept my purpose. "

'' You think my purpose on this earth was to be silly and goofy ? ''

// thank you!! but also would you mind deleting this reply ? I forgot to turn off replies on my pinned but i dont. want any nothing personal!!

:3 '' I was born to silly. '' Well she was born to start a war but she did not vibe with that

'' Call me Info-Chan the way I be installing shit into your phone. ''

" It's okay, no one does. "

⋙ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʀʏ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ ⋘

What's stopping you from living out your dreams and desires ?

Looks at her like this

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// actuaoly ill set up emma later its like 3 am

// squibby stop making accounts i now have like. seven

'' Maybe you should just start taping this thing into the ground. '' Snicker.

// yeah fuck it whos gonna stop me the COPS ? the COPS are gonna stop me from making MORE bisexuals ?

// maybe i should bring emma over but i already have like 30 different muses................

'' MY BABY BROTHER IS SAFE THANK GOD- '' FLOPS ON THE FLOOR ???

'' Don't do that!! I mean being able to leaaaaaaan really far without falling down. I mean he was using special shoes for it, but like, still. ''

I- I GUESS!!!

Oh no there definitely is! Which is WHATS WORRYING ME :D

[ THUMBS UP ? ] THANKS Callie I COULD be doing way more badly and youre right!

[ eye twitch ] been worse!

'' Don't you guys hate it when the creature you created stops working and it has your brother's soul signature on it. ''

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" You sound like you've been through the great turf war. " Snicker. Fuck, couldn't keep thst one In. " You need to learn how to Micheal Jackson that shit. "

WOOMY WOOMY SQUEE VEEMO SQUIBBY!!

.... do not laugh do not- " You need learn the cool way to tip chairs without falling, there's an art to it i think. "

VEEMOO SQUEE-BY WOOMY WOOMY VEEMO SQUEE-KYYY!!!

// love seeing the number 4 on here. Like yeah you're right! 4!

'' You didn't hit your back or anything, right?? " A miracle! Grandma lives! /j